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Title: Oscillating power hand tools
Post by: Scipio on June 20, 2012, 09:21:13 PM
These things are bitch-ass OSSUM.  Why had no one ever told me of their sheer amazingness before?  They shit unicorns.  They make scraping wooden floors a no-brainer.  They shut my dogs up.  They make my wife weep with joy.  EVERYONE SHOULD OWN ONE.

http://www.amazon.com/Black-Decker-BD200MTB-Variable-Speed-Oscillating/dp/B005AZI12O

Seriously.  When I figure out how to attach a whisk to this thing, I will make the sexy hell out of vegan mayo.
Title: Re: Oscillating power hand tools
Post by: Monoriu on June 20, 2012, 09:33:40 PM
I don't understand.  What are the applications of this tool?  :unsure:
Title: Re: Oscillating power hand tools
Post by: garbon on June 20, 2012, 09:34:37 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 20, 2012, 09:33:40 PM
I don't understand.  What are the applications of this tool?  :unsure:

Don't worry. It's only exciting to residents of MS or thereabouts.
Title: Re: Oscillating power hand tools
Post by: Tonitrus on June 20, 2012, 09:35:04 PM
Quote from: Scipio on June 20, 2012, 09:21:13 PM
These things are bitch-ass OSSUM.  Why had no one ever told me of their sheer amazingness before?  They shit unicorns.  They make scraping wooden floors a no-brainer.  They shut my dogs up.  They make my wife weep with joy.  EVERYONE SHOULD OWN ONE.

http://www.amazon.com/Black-Decker-BD200MTB-Variable-Speed-Oscillating/dp/B005AZI12O

Seriously.  When I figure out how to attach a whisk to this thing, I will make the sexy hell out of vegan mayo.

I wouldn't think Black & Decker would make that kind of attachment.  :P
Title: Re: Oscillating power hand tools
Post by: Scipio on June 20, 2012, 09:39:58 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 20, 2012, 09:33:40 PM
I don't understand.  What are the applications of this tool?  :unsure:
The cutting of drywall.  The scraping of antique heart-pine floors.  The sanding of hard to reach corners.
Title: Re: Oscillating power hand tools
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on June 20, 2012, 09:41:56 PM
Yeah, Dremel tools are pretty useful.
Title: Re: Oscillating power hand tools
Post by: MadImmortalMan on June 20, 2012, 11:13:51 PM
Scip, you make your wife weep with joy using power tools? Hardcore.  :)
Title: Re: Oscillating power hand tools
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 20, 2012, 11:16:41 PM
Quote from: Scipio on June 20, 2012, 09:21:13 PM
These things are bitch-ass OSSUM.  Why had no one ever told me of their sheer amazingness before? 
They don't have commercials in Mississippi?
Title: Re: Oscillating power hand tools
Post by: PRC on June 20, 2012, 11:17:52 PM
Yeah, i've got a couple different dremel tools and they're fantastic.
Title: Re: Oscillating power hand tools
Post by: Grey Fox on June 21, 2012, 06:48:17 AM
Yes, yes they are.

@Mono, Everything but you don't have any use for it, mister my walls are concrete.
Title: Re: Oscillating power hand tools
Post by: Brazen on June 21, 2012, 07:20:49 AM
I strongly believe that the key to women's ultimate emancipation is a cordless power hammer drill with screwdriver attachment. That and clothes with more pockets.
Title: Re: Oscillating power hand tools
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 11:44:17 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on June 20, 2012, 11:13:51 PM
Scip, you make your wife weep with joy using power tools? Hardcore.  :)

No shit.  That thing's useless without a monster dildo attachment.
Title: Re: Oscillating power hand tools
Post by: Ed Anger on June 21, 2012, 12:45:12 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 11:44:17 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on June 20, 2012, 11:13:51 PM
Scip, you make your wife weep with joy using power tools? Hardcore.  :)

No shit.  That thing's useless without a monster dildo attachment.

http://www.stockroom.com/Fuck-Saw-P2931.aspx (NSFW)
Title: Re: Oscillating power hand tools
Post by: The Brain on June 21, 2012, 12:51:51 PM
Is Fucksaw the anti-Warsaw?