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Title: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Caliga on June 20, 2012, 06:48:03 PM
Princesca and I met up with Yi in Lexington, KY this past Sunday.

We had barbecue at a local place called Billy's BBQ.  Princesca and I got mutton BBQ which we'd never had before.  To be honest, I thought it was rather crappy.  I don't know if mutton just makes bad BBQ in general, or if it wasn't good at that place.  The sides were pretty good there, I thought.  Yi, what did you get?  I can't remember... and was it any good?

Then we drove back to his hotel and went to an Applebee's by it to drink.  I had a jack and coke, Princesca had a mojito, and Yi had a guinness.  We discussed EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU AND HOW DISAPPOINTED WE ARE IN ALL OF YOU.  No List nor further details will be provided. :cool:
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: katmai on June 20, 2012, 06:48:58 PM
Tldr
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: The Brain on June 20, 2012, 06:49:59 PM
lol kentucky
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2012, 07:17:10 PM
I had baked beans, which were fine, and green beens, which were meh.

I think I forgot to mention in my other post that Princess and Cal (well, just Princessa really) gave me a fabulous welcome to Kentucky bag of booze.  A cornucopia of Jim Beam products.  A smorgasbord of bourbon.

Haven't drunk any yet.  I'm a little freaked out by the blueberry one or whatever that is.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Caliga on June 20, 2012, 07:23:54 PM
Do you mean the Dock 57 (Canadian Club infused with blackberry)?  I have a 50 ml bottle of that on my desk and have been sipping it for a while.  It's delicious. :cool:
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2012, 07:53:26 PM
That hottie waitress at the BBQ joint reminded me of an aesthetic epiphany I had a while ago:

Brunettes are more attractive the closer they hew to the elfin model, whereas blondes work better when they approximate the angel type.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Tonitrus on June 20, 2012, 07:53:34 PM
I better get a welcome to Kentucky bag of blueberry bourbon.  :mad:
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: MadImmortalMan on June 20, 2012, 07:55:53 PM
I tried the Red Stag cherry kind, and hated it. Far too sweet.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Caliga on June 20, 2012, 08:58:47 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on June 20, 2012, 07:55:53 PM
I tried the Red Stag cherry kind, and hated it. Far too sweet.
I'm not a big fan of all of this trendy let's-infuse-our-spirit-with-flavored-crap-so-bitches-drink-it shit, but the blackberry whisky is really good.  I'm sort of with you on Red Stag.  Princesca loves it, though.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Scipio on June 20, 2012, 09:40:32 PM
Beam's Devil's Cut is the bomb.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Princesca on June 20, 2012, 09:46:02 PM
I don't think I gave Yi any of the Dock... for the 50ml, I think it was Red Stag (which is good in lemonade), Makers Mark, and Basil Hayden. I only had two 50s of the Dock, and we'd opened them both already. Hehe.

For the record, I loved meeting Yi and I also thought the BBQ joint was meh. But we had fascinating conversation. Seriously!  :hug:

And hi, y'all. Hope everyone's peachy. I must go dose myself with Benadryl now.  <_<

Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: DGuller on June 20, 2012, 09:47:46 PM
What did you guys say about me?  :)
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Caliga on June 20, 2012, 09:50:12 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 20, 2012, 09:47:46 PM
What did you guys say about me?  :)
See OP.  You are a huge disappointment.  Duh.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 20, 2012, 10:09:45 PM
You'd think he'd have learned to read the OP before opening his mouth by now. /sigh
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: lustindarkness on June 20, 2012, 10:12:02 PM
This AAR sucks, no pics of naked Yi with panties on his head.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Camerus on June 20, 2012, 10:47:48 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 20, 2012, 10:12:02 PM
This AAR sucks, no pics of naked Yi with panties on his head.

Was the meet-up at Abu Ghraib?
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Ideologue on June 20, 2012, 10:57:07 PM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on June 20, 2012, 10:47:48 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 20, 2012, 10:12:02 PM
This AAR sucks, no pics of naked Yi with panties on his head.

Was the meet-up at Abu Ghraib?

Ah, the memories. :bleeding:
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: katmai on June 20, 2012, 11:08:56 PM
Little Ide puking in woods, me getting sick and Darth Yi mocking me for being noisy when trying to sleep, ank introducing me to nice Oregon Pinot noir.

And poor tricky wondering what he had gotten himself into.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Ideologue on June 21, 2012, 01:12:33 AM
Whatever.  He got a fucking present.

Although, thanks for giving me a ride back then, bro. :hug:
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2012, 01:30:21 AM
I never got a present either!  :mad:
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Ideologue on June 21, 2012, 01:49:14 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2012, 01:30:21 AM
I never got a present either!  :mad:

Do you want five packs of Marlboro Reds?
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2012, 01:49:50 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 21, 2012, 01:49:14 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2012, 01:30:21 AM
I never got a present either!  :mad:

Do you want five packs of Marlboro Reds?
Smoking!
:yuk:
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Ideologue on June 21, 2012, 01:52:06 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2012, 01:49:50 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 21, 2012, 01:49:14 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2012, 01:30:21 AM
I never got a present either!  :mad:

Do you want five packs of Marlboro Reds?
Smoking!
:yuk:

So BFD, Rich got something you didn't want in the first place.  Are you jealous of Martinus when he sucks on some dude's toes? :P
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2012, 02:07:53 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 21, 2012, 01:52:06 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2012, 01:49:50 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 21, 2012, 01:49:14 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2012, 01:30:21 AM
I never got a present either!  :mad:

Do you want five packs of Marlboro Reds?
Smoking!
:yuk:

So BFD, Rich got something you didn't want in the first place.  Are you jealous of Martinus when he sucks on some dude's toes? :P
:huh: Rich?

Yi got whiskey and burbon, both of which I like.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Ideologue on June 21, 2012, 02:14:53 AM
I didn't get anything from Cal and Princesca either.

Therefore, as I am not wont to believe that they like Yi more than me, I assume it's a sort of "welcome to our dumb state" thing.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Caliga on June 21, 2012, 05:00:51 AM
Back when we met you Princesca didn't work for Jim Beam and therefore didn't get gallons and gallons of free booze a year. :contract:
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on June 21, 2012, 05:08:32 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 21, 2012, 05:00:51 AM
Back when we met you Princesca didn't work for Jim Beam and therefore didn't get gallons and gallons of free booze a year. :contract:

Whoa whoa whoa

Free booze?
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Caliga on June 21, 2012, 06:30:41 AM
Quote from: Scipio on June 20, 2012, 09:40:32 PM
Beam's Devil's Cut is the bomb.
I just checked the bar and I have a bottle of this too.  Maybe I'll crack it open tonight. :cool:
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Caliga on June 21, 2012, 06:31:49 AM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on June 21, 2012, 05:08:32 AM
Free booze?
That is correct. :showoff:

The last time I was looking for a job I talked with a recruiter at Yum! Brands and said that I'd work for them if they paid me in chalupas.  Didn't pan out for some reason. :hmm:
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Syt on June 21, 2012, 06:39:58 AM
I may have to hire a driver for a roadtrip to Kentucky. :shifty:
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: The Brain on June 21, 2012, 06:48:14 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 21, 2012, 05:00:51 AM
Back when we met you Princesca didn't work for Jim Beam and therefore didn't get gallons and gallons of free booze a year. :contract:

If you work for a company you get gallons of their products? For free? :hmm:
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Caliga on June 21, 2012, 06:52:15 AM
Yes.... you mean to tell me that you don't get a plutonium ration? :(
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: The Brain on June 21, 2012, 06:54:05 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 21, 2012, 06:52:15 AM
Yes.... you mean to tell me that you don't get a plutonium ration? :(

Obviously I won't discuss details regarding any plutonium ration.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 07:24:04 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2012, 01:30:21 AM
I never got a present either!  :mad:

No kidding!  :mad:
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 07:25:25 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 21, 2012, 01:49:14 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2012, 01:30:21 AM
I never got a present either!  :mad:

Do you want five packs of Marlboro Reds?

That's it;  from now on, whenever a Languishite comes to Mobtown, I'm giving them locale-specific presents:  malt liquor and scratch-offs.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on June 21, 2012, 07:35:58 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 07:25:25 AM
That's it;  from now on, whenever a Languishite comes to Mobtown, I'm giving them locale-specific presents:  malt liquor and scratch-offs.

I'm only coming if its King Cobra.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Viking on June 21, 2012, 07:38:43 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2012, 07:53:26 PM
That hottie waitress at the BBQ joint reminded me of an aesthetic epiphany I had a while ago:

Brunettes are more attractive the closer they hew to the elfin model, whereas blondes work better when they approximate the angel type.

I detect the taint of lettowism

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fcamphalfbloodroleplay%2Fimages%2F0%2F07%2FAnime_elf_hunter.jpg&hash=e11d97552c59af224b0b6061f0b4afa5aa04c897)
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fim.glogster.com%2Fmedia%2F13%2F43%2F89%2F79%2F43897942.jpg&hash=a711c6d538ae5fcee0f695b57ffa7397eea203cd)

Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Grey Fox on June 21, 2012, 07:39:12 AM
Why are you disappointed in me :(
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 07:43:16 AM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on June 21, 2012, 07:35:58 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 07:25:25 AM
That's it;  from now on, whenever a Languishite comes to Mobtown, I'm giving them locale-specific presents:  malt liquor and scratch-offs.

I'm only coming if its King Cobra.

They closed down the Colt 45 brewery several years ago, so it really doesn't even matter anymore.   :(
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Valmy on June 21, 2012, 07:45:35 AM
I have let Cal and Yi down  :(
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 21, 2012, 07:52:03 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 21, 2012, 07:38:43 AM
I detect the taint of lettowism

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fcamphalfbloodroleplay%2Fimages%2F0%2F07%2FAnime_elf_hunter.jpg&hash=e11d97552c59af224b0b6061f0b4afa5aa04c897)
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fim.glogster.com%2Fmedia%2F13%2F43%2F89%2F79%2F43897942.jpg&hash=a711c6d538ae5fcee0f695b57ffa7397eea203cd)

He didn't say anything about blue-haired chicks.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 08:21:57 AM
Looks like she was *this* close to taking an arrow in the knee.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: DontSayBanana on June 21, 2012, 09:57:08 AM
Speaking of lettow-taint:

http://lettucedog.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 21, 2012, 10:03:05 AM
I am disappointed in Carrot and Cal for their efforts to keep that website alive.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: DontSayBanana on June 21, 2012, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 21, 2012, 10:03:05 AM
I am disappointed in Carrot and Cal for their efforts to keep that website alive.

No effort, man.  It was the first result on Google for "my dog failed me."
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Tonitrus on June 21, 2012, 11:58:31 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 21, 2012, 06:39:58 AM
I may have to hire a driver for a roadtrip to Kentucky. :shifty:

I leave in a week, you just gotta pay airfare to get here.  :P
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: garbon on June 21, 2012, 12:07:19 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 07:25:25 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 21, 2012, 01:49:14 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2012, 01:30:21 AM
I never got a present either!  :mad:

Do you want five packs of Marlboro Reds?

That's it;  from now on, whenever a Languishite comes to Mobtown, I'm giving them locale-specific presents:  malt liquor and scratch-offs.

You could have started that sooner. <_<
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 12:26:58 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 21, 2012, 12:07:19 PM
You could have started that sooner. <_<

Oh yeah, like you're the malt liquor and scratch-offs type.  :P
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: garbon on June 21, 2012, 12:30:07 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 12:26:58 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 21, 2012, 12:07:19 PM
You could have started that sooner. <_<

Oh yeah, like you're the malt liquor and scratch-offs type.  :P

I can get into so many scenes...though I'll admit not being so pleased that time we used Steel Reserve for beer pong.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Ed Anger on June 21, 2012, 01:00:37 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 21, 2012, 07:39:12 AM
Why are you disappointed in me :(

It would take 10 typewritten pages to fully explain what is wrong with you.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: derspiess on June 21, 2012, 01:02:11 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 21, 2012, 01:00:37 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 21, 2012, 07:39:12 AM
Why are you disappointed in me :(

It would take 10 typewritten pages to fully explain what is wrong with you.

Double-spaced?
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Ed Anger on June 21, 2012, 01:02:42 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 21, 2012, 01:02:11 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 21, 2012, 01:00:37 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 21, 2012, 07:39:12 AM
Why are you disappointed in me :(

It would take 10 typewritten pages to fully explain what is wrong with you.

Double-spaced?

Single spaced.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Tonitrus on June 21, 2012, 01:03:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 21, 2012, 01:02:42 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 21, 2012, 01:02:11 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 21, 2012, 01:00:37 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 21, 2012, 07:39:12 AM
Why are you disappointed in me :(

It would take 10 typewritten pages to fully explain what is wrong with you.

Double-spaced?

Single spaced.

Comic sans?
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Ed Anger on June 21, 2012, 01:14:14 PM
Comic sans. The manly font. :yes:
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Grey Fox on June 21, 2012, 01:21:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 21, 2012, 01:00:37 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 21, 2012, 07:39:12 AM
Why are you disappointed in me :(

It would take 10 typewritten pages to fully explain what is wrong with you.

Really? 10? I'm sure it can be condensed to please some to "Lefty liberal foreigner" & be done.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Ed Anger on June 21, 2012, 01:22:08 PM
5 pages would just be "frog" repeated over and over.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Grey Fox on June 21, 2012, 01:26:41 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 21, 2012, 01:22:08 PM
5 pages would just be "frog" repeated over and over.

I'm not Zoupa.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Ed Anger on June 21, 2012, 01:36:26 PM
Qubecker, Frenchman. Tomato, tomato.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Grey Fox on June 21, 2012, 01:40:11 PM
Alright, Yokel.

Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: garbon on June 21, 2012, 01:42:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 21, 2012, 01:14:14 PM
Comic sans. The manly font. :yes:

Apparently the AirTrain at SFO now has a few warning signs in Comic Sans. :(
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Caliga on June 21, 2012, 06:15:54 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 07:24:04 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2012, 01:30:21 AM
I never got a present either!  :mad:

No kidding!  :mad:
Le sigh.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: katmai on June 21, 2012, 06:16:47 PM
The only present i want from Cal is opportunity to kick him in the nuts.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Caliga on June 21, 2012, 06:16:49 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 07:43:16 AM
They closed down the Colt 45 brewery several years ago, so it really doesn't even matter anymore.   :(
:o

I can't take that that that that that that that.....
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Caliga on June 21, 2012, 06:17:55 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 21, 2012, 01:14:14 PM
Comic sans. The manly font. :yes:
For some odd reason, whenever I get design docs from India they're always written in comic font.  This is from a number of different vendors btw.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Caliga on June 21, 2012, 06:18:19 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 21, 2012, 06:16:47 PM
The only present i want from Cal is opportunity to kick him in the nuts.
Youd have to kick Princesca's purse then. :)
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 06:18:39 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 21, 2012, 06:16:49 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 07:43:16 AM
They closed down the Colt 45 brewery several years ago, so it really doesn't even matter anymore.   :(
:o

I can't take that that that that that that that.....

They didn't just shut that down, they bulldozed it hardcore.  Although, it was kinda cool to see all the piping and the mega brewing vats in there, when they took down the walls first.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: katmai on June 21, 2012, 06:21:03 PM
 :D
Quote from: Caliga on June 21, 2012, 06:18:19 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 21, 2012, 06:16:47 PM
The only present i want from Cal is opportunity to kick him in the nuts.
Youd have to kick Princesca's purse then. :)
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: garbon on June 21, 2012, 06:48:12 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 21, 2012, 06:15:54 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 07:24:04 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2012, 01:30:21 AM
I never got a present either!  :mad:

No kidding!  :mad:
Le sigh.

Neither did I and we lived in the same town! :angry:
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: DontSayBanana on June 21, 2012, 08:29:24 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 06:18:39 PM
They didn't just shut that down, they bulldozed it hardcore.  Although, it was kinda cool to see all the piping and the mega brewing vats in there, when they took down the walls first.

But... this means Billy Dee lied to us all! :o
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 08:32:43 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on June 21, 2012, 08:29:24 PM
But... this means Billy Dee lied to us all! :o

Well duh.  He had no choice.  They arrived right before you did.  Sorry.
Title: Re: When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR
Post by: Ed Anger on June 21, 2012, 08:36:01 PM
Pray that he doesn't alter the deal further.