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Title: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 31, 2012, 03:05:38 PM
Kate Beckinsale by a mile, the competition is for 2nd place.  #2 is probably whatshername, the Danish chick.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: derspiess on May 31, 2012, 03:08:04 PM
I guess in my book there are a bunch tied for first.  But I'm not that much of an ass-man.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Jacob on May 31, 2012, 03:10:24 PM
Which Danish chick?
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 31, 2012, 03:11:24 PM
What counts as show business?

Do models? Musicians? Or is it TV/Movies only?
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: dps on May 31, 2012, 03:11:57 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 31, 2012, 03:08:04 PM
I guess in my book there are a bunch tied for first.  But I'm not that much of an ass-man.

Yeah, much more concerned about the best tits.  No surprise there.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 31, 2012, 03:13:52 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 31, 2012, 03:11:24 PM
What counts as show business?

Do models? Musicians? Or is it TV/Movies only?

Musicians yes.

Models is kind of unfair.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Viking on May 31, 2012, 03:14:07 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 31, 2012, 03:10:24 PM
Which Danish chick?

Possibly the tennis chick or that broad from that Chris Isaak video or possibly this one

http://www.noob.us/entertainment/dumb-danish-chick-lights-her-bare-ass-on-fire/

maybe not the best ass but surely the hottest...


or maybe he thinks Scarlett is danish? Or just likes sweaters?
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 31, 2012, 03:15:27 PM
The chick who was in Texas Chainsaw and The A-Team. 
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Viking on May 31, 2012, 03:17:02 PM
Correction: Not the chick from Wicked Game

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.drunkenstepfather.com%2Fcms%2Ful%2F20080814-Helena_Christensen_Bikini_Ass_Top.jpg&hash=9ab8e762e7906c0c9f20bd4781c5d83c165f9afc)
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: katmai on May 31, 2012, 03:17:12 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 31, 2012, 03:10:24 PM
Which Danish chick?

You know, THAT danish chick!
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: katmai on May 31, 2012, 03:17:48 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 31, 2012, 03:15:27 PM
The chick who was in Texas Chainsaw and The A-Team.

Jessica Biel.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Ed Anger on May 31, 2012, 03:18:02 PM
Quotehttp://www.noob.us/entertainment/dumb-danish-chick-lights-her-bare-ass-on-fire/

Boner Status: RED ALERT
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Jacob on May 31, 2012, 03:18:54 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 31, 2012, 03:17:48 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 31, 2012, 03:15:27 PM
The chick who was in Texas Chainsaw and The A-Team.

Jessica Biel.

According to IMDB she's from Colorado.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Viking on May 31, 2012, 03:19:52 PM
Possibly the tennis chick

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Findependent.columnists.ie%2Ffiles%2F2011%2F07%2Fass.jpg&hash=97824db60f0c02d815a3090172590d5e15bcb6a0)

fyi, there was a cameltoe pic on searching "woszniaki ass"
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Jacob on May 31, 2012, 03:20:09 PM
Okay, I was wrong.

She's born in Minnesota, raised in Colorado.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 31, 2012, 03:21:27 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 31, 2012, 03:18:54 PM
According to IMDB she's from Colorado.

Are you shitting me?  Then why do all the Lego Boys talk her up like it's the World Cup?  Parents Danish?
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Viking on May 31, 2012, 03:23:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 31, 2012, 03:18:02 PM
Quotehttp://www.noob.us/entertainment/dumb-danish-chick-lights-her-bare-ass-on-fire/

Boner Status: RED ALERT

I live to serve  :hug:
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: katmai on May 31, 2012, 03:27:49 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 31, 2012, 03:20:09 PM
Okay, I was wrong.

She's born in Minnesota, raised in Colorado.

Oh i know, no fucking clue what Yipster is going on about.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 31, 2012, 03:28:26 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 31, 2012, 03:10:24 PM
Which Danish chick?

Do you have a sister?
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 31, 2012, 03:29:14 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 31, 2012, 03:27:49 PM
Oh i know, no fucking clue what Yipster is going on about.

Damn you to hell you filthy Aliskimo whore.

17 posts and not a single opinion besides my own?
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Jacob on May 31, 2012, 03:33:28 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 31, 2012, 03:21:27 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 31, 2012, 03:18:54 PM
According to IMDB she's from Colorado.

Are you shitting me?  Then why do all the Lego Boys talk her up like it's the World Cup?  Parents Danish?

Wikipedia has that "she is of German, French, English, and Choctaw ancestry" ... so I'm not sure. Which Lego Boys are talking her up?
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Jacob on May 31, 2012, 03:34:49 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 31, 2012, 03:28:26 PMDo you have a sister?

Quite a few, actually. None of them are in showbusiness, however.

Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Liep on May 31, 2012, 03:37:02 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 31, 2012, 03:29:14 PM
17 posts and not a single opinion besides my own?

I concur with Beckinsale as number one. Emma Stone as second. And well, there's a lot of excellency in this field so making a list is hard.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 31, 2012, 03:38:27 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 31, 2012, 03:34:49 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 31, 2012, 03:28:26 PMDo you have a sister?

Quite a few, actually. None of them are in showbusiness, however.

Nothing to stop Yi breaking his own rules.  :lol:
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: katmai on May 31, 2012, 03:40:09 PM
Scarlett Johannsen
Jessica Alba
Eva Longoria
Sofia Vegara

and yes that Danish chick Jessica Biel.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Viking on May 31, 2012, 03:42:07 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbeautytipsforum.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F08%2Fcarol-vorderman-2.jpg&hash=da133f5476996f5bc482d5209ebac9d81ee844ce) (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2000881/Carol-Vorderman-beats-Pippa-Middleton-Rear-Of-The-Year-award.html)

Carol Vorderman?
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 31, 2012, 03:44:19 PM
Giorgia Palmas
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 31, 2012, 04:02:05 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 31, 2012, 03:08:04 PM
I guess in my book there are a bunch tied for first.  But I'm not that much of an ass-man.

J-Lo, Jennifer Aniston and Salma Hayek all have righteously powerful asses for the 40+ crowd.

Scarlett's ass is just as sweet as her tits, but right behind her are Megan Fox and Jessica Alba.

Pre-preggers Beyonce wins the NAACP Ass Award.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Tonitrus on May 31, 2012, 06:09:13 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 31, 2012, 03:17:48 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 31, 2012, 03:15:27 PM
The chick who was in Texas Chainsaw and The A-Team.

Jessica Biel.

As usual, the correct answer comes from the most unlikely source.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: HVC on May 31, 2012, 06:11:23 PM
Amber Heard has a nice ass. Plus she's a hot lesbian. what more can you ask for?
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: katmai on May 31, 2012, 06:19:08 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 31, 2012, 06:09:13 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 31, 2012, 03:17:48 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 31, 2012, 03:15:27 PM
The chick who was in Texas Chainsaw and The A-Team.

Jessica Biel.

As usual, the correct answer comes from the most unlikely source.

I can't tell if i'm being insulted or not....
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Ed Anger on May 31, 2012, 06:20:14 PM
If anybody says 'Kim Kardashian', I expect katmai to ban the motherfucker.

Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: katmai on May 31, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 31, 2012, 06:20:14 PM
If anybody says 'Kim Kardashian', I expect katmai to ban the motherfucker.

:thumbsup:

I did almost say her if Yi was interested in all big booty list (Coco, Amber Rose, Kim, etc... )

:lol:
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Caliga on May 31, 2012, 06:24:37 PM
You would think I'd be in to Kim Kardashian, but for some reason she doesn't really do much for me. :hmm:
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Ed Anger on May 31, 2012, 06:25:26 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 31, 2012, 06:24:37 PM
You would think I'd be in to Kim Kardashian, but for some reason she doesn't really do much for me. :hmm:

She doesn't have a soul.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Scipio on May 31, 2012, 06:35:53 PM
Monica Bellucci.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Zoupa on May 31, 2012, 07:18:00 PM
Shakira.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 31, 2012, 07:26:21 PM
Quote from: HVC on May 31, 2012, 06:11:23 PM
Amber Heard has a nice ass. Plus she's a hot lesbian. what more can you ask for?

Being allowed to watch?
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: HVC on May 31, 2012, 07:38:58 PM
That's what pinhole cameras are for :contract:
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Ed Anger on May 31, 2012, 07:42:42 PM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 31, 2012, 07:18:00 PM
Shakira.

:)
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 31, 2012, 07:48:25 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 31, 2012, 07:42:42 PM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 31, 2012, 07:18:00 PM
Shakira.

:)

She does have a heavenly ass.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Ed Anger on May 31, 2012, 07:52:51 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 31, 2012, 07:48:25 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 31, 2012, 07:42:42 PM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 31, 2012, 07:18:00 PM
Shakira.

:)

She does have a heavenly ass.

I would bombard it from orbit.

Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: 11B4V on May 31, 2012, 08:00:33 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 31, 2012, 03:05:38 PM
Kate Beckinsale by a mile, the competition is for 2nd place.  #2 is probably whatshername, the Danish chick.

http://hq-celebrity.com/

browse till your hearts content. ;)
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: mongers on May 31, 2012, 08:08:36 PM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 31, 2012, 07:18:00 PM
Shakira.

Word.   :cool:
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Zoupa on May 31, 2012, 09:53:40 PM
Did you guys see the pics of Obama checking out her ass while on his visit to Colombia?  :lol:

That was a Bubba Clinton moment.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Habbaku on May 31, 2012, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: Scipio on May 31, 2012, 06:35:53 PM
Monica Bellucci.

:hug:
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Ideologue on May 31, 2012, 11:15:55 PM
Sasha Grey.  Maybe Keira Knightley.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Octavian on June 01, 2012, 03:56:17 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 31, 2012, 07:18:00 PM
Shakira.

:yes:
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: The Brain on June 01, 2012, 04:11:30 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 31, 2012, 11:15:55 PM
Sasha Grey.  Maybe Keira Knightley.

Sigh.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Viking on June 01, 2012, 04:13:54 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 31, 2012, 11:15:55 PM
Sasha Grey.  Maybe Keira Knightley.

This make you horny?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arthursclipart.org%2Fskeletons%2Fskeletons%2Fskeleton.gif&hash=f75fd998fac7a02c85c57317c1cac5595ce65e98)
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Queequeg on June 01, 2012, 07:56:01 AM
Esme Bianco.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 01, 2012, 03:02:44 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 01, 2012, 04:13:54 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 31, 2012, 11:15:55 PM
Sasha Grey.  Maybe Keira Knightley.

This make you horny?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.destinationcreation.com%2Finformatives%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F10%2Fkeira_knightley_d.jpg&hash=0f6fbc6e25dd05da50db101c029c4807b158ac84)

I suspect it might be photoshopped.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: katmai on June 01, 2012, 03:06:25 PM
No really?!?!?
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 01, 2012, 03:16:40 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 01, 2012, 03:06:25 PM
No really?!?!?

Nah, you're probably right. Give that poor girl a sandwich. :(
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 01, 2012, 03:17:35 PM
Ide just came. Hard.

Cal just vomited.  Harder.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Tonitrus on June 01, 2012, 06:28:26 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 01, 2012, 04:13:54 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 31, 2012, 11:15:55 PM
Sasha Grey.  Maybe Keira Knightley.

This make you horny?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arthursclipart.org%2Fskeletons%2Fskeletons%2Fskeleton.gif&hash=f75fd998fac7a02c85c57317c1cac5595ce65e98)

/Siege

Too fat, too old.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Zanza on June 01, 2012, 06:57:52 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 01, 2012, 06:28:26 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 01, 2012, 04:13:54 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 31, 2012, 11:15:55 PM
Sasha Grey.  Maybe Keira Knightley.

This make you horny?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arthursclipart.org%2Fskeletons%2Fskeletons%2Fskeleton.gif&hash=f75fd998fac7a02c85c57317c1cac5595ce65e98)

/Siege

Too fat, too old.
I would agree on the too old part this time.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Viking on June 01, 2012, 07:08:17 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 01, 2012, 06:57:52 PM
I would agree on the too old part this time.

I just get non-infant (solid skull) male (hip form) from that skeleton sketched over 100 years ago. It might still have been a 15 year old.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Ideologue on June 02, 2012, 05:32:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 01, 2012, 03:16:40 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 01, 2012, 03:06:25 PM
No really?!?!?

Nah, you're probably right. Give that poor girl a sandwich. :(

Your pro-obesity agitprop isn't fooling anyone.
Title: Re: Best Ass in Show Business
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 02, 2012, 06:19:51 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 02, 2012, 05:32:54 AM
Your pro-obesity agitprop isn't fooling anyone.

:lol:

Menshevik, capitalist running dog, it's all the same.