What the fuck is up with asking me whether it hurts like I'm able to answer with my mouth full of metal and plastic? Assholes. <_<
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 08:41:33 AM
What the fuck is up with asking me whether it hurts like I'm able to answer with my mouth full of metal and plastic? Assholes. <_<
Hey, if it is you in that chair, be glad he didn't drill a few extra holes just for fun.
Most dentists are Jewish, you know ... :D
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 08:47:00 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 08:41:33 AM
What the fuck is up with asking me whether it hurts like I'm able to answer with my mouth full of metal and plastic? Assholes. <_<
Hey, if it is you in that chair, be glad he didn't drill a few extra holes just for fun.
Most dentists are Jewish, you know ... :D
This fucker was Iranian I think. But he seemed legitimately assimilated so I didn't want to harangue him with my full vocabulary of slurs.
That, and the fact that I don't like leaving the dentist with fewer teeth than I came with.
Actually Mal most of my recent dentists have been HOTT chicks. :cool:
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:08:46 AM
Actually Mal most of my recent dentists have been HOTT chicks. :cool:
Are you talking about the Dentist or the assistant ladies? I have never had a very young dentist before.
Oh and just because they were HOTT chicks doesn't mean they weren't Jewish :Joos
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:05:19 AM
This fucker was Iranian I think. But he seemed legitimately assimilated so I didn't want to harangue him with my full vocabulary of slurs.
That, and the fact that I don't like leaving the dentist with fewer teeth than I came with.
Even worse, he could give you black people gums.
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 07, 2009, 09:10:34 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:05:19 AM
This fucker was Iranian I think. But he seemed legitimately assimilated so I didn't want to harangue him with my full vocabulary of slurs.
That, and the fact that I don't like leaving the dentist with fewer teeth than I came with.
Even worse, he could give you black people gums.
Are their gums different from real people's? :huh:
Shall I refer you mine?
Quote from: Viking on May 07, 2009, 09:21:33 AM
Shall I refer you mine?
Is he a white person?
I was going back and forth on whether to go to another dentist when I realized a sandnigger would be drilling in my teeth, but the fact that his office is just across the street from mine won me over.
My sloth is more powerful than my hatred of the coons.
Still, a cameljockey with a drill is almost as frightening as one with an explosive belt.
Quote from: Valmy on May 07, 2009, 09:10:08 AM
Are you talking about the Dentist or the assistant ladies? I have never had a very young dentist before.
Oh and just because they were HOTT chicks doesn't mean they weren't Jewish :Joos
No, the actual dentists. My current dentist bears a strong resemblance to Lisa Ann. :perv:
Her assistants are all HOTT also. It must be a requirement to work there.
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:08:46 AM
Actually Mal most of my recent dentists have been HOTT chicks. :cool:
And thus cannot be Jews ... ? :unsure:
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:25:15 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:08:46 AM
Actually Mal most of my recent dentists have been HOTT chicks. :cool:
And thus cannot be Jews ... ? :unsure:
See, I'm just messing with you. These freaks actually harbour latent jew-hatred. :contract:
My dentist's pretty cool. Grallon would probably be all over him.
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:05:19 AM
This fucker was Iranian I think. But he seemed legitimately assimilated so I didn't want to harangue him with my full vocabulary of slurs.
That, and the fact that I don't like leaving the dentist with fewer teeth than I came with.
And thus we see the full benefit of Slargos being muzzled during his check-up. :D
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:25:15 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:08:46 AM
Actually Mal most of my recent dentists have been HOTT chicks. :cool:
And thus cannot be Jews ... ? :unsure:
I assumed you were talking about the stereotypical old guy Jewish dentist (which I had when I was a kid). :huh:
We both know Jewish chicks can be quite hott. :)
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:25:04 AM
No, the actual dentists. My current dentist bears a strong resemblance to Lisa Ann. :perv:
Her assistants are all HOTT also. It must be a requirement to work there.
Eh I will stick to my experienced dentists. Getting a hardon at the dentist would just be embarrasing.
Besides they are playing with my teeth not what I would prefer HOTT chicks play with.
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:26:03 AMSee, I'm just messing with you. These freaks actually harbour latent jew-hatred. :contract:
Ok, Quisling. <_<
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:26:03 AM
See, I'm just messing with you. These freaks actually harbour latent jew-hatred. :contract:
Naw, Cal is cool with the Heebs ... with big tits. :D
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 07, 2009, 09:26:17 AM
My dentist's pretty cool. Grallon would probably be all over him.
Your dentist is 15?
Quote from: Valmy on May 07, 2009, 09:27:38 AM
Eh I will stick to my experienced dentists. Getting a hardon at the dentist would just be embarrasing.
Besides they are playing with my teeth not what I would prefer HOTT chicks play with.
What makes you think they're inexperienced just because they're HOTT? My dentist is 40ish. Or in your world can only young girls be HOTT? :mad:
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:27:22 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:25:15 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:08:46 AM
Actually Mal most of my recent dentists have been HOTT chicks. :cool:
And thus cannot be Jews ... ? :unsure:
I assumed you were talking about the stereotypical old guy Jewish dentist (which I had when I was a kid). :huh:
We both know Jewish chicks can be quite hott. :)
Nice try but unless you find a way to travel back in time and smack yourself before slipping up like that, the cat is now out of the oven, jew-hater.
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:28:04 AM
Naw, Cal is cool with the Heebs ... with big tits. :D
And who wouldn't be?
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:28:04 AM
Naw, Cal is cool with the Heebs ... with big tits. :D
Jewish girls can consistently be expected to deliver in this regard. :thumbsup:
Quote from: Valmy on May 07, 2009, 09:28:09 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 07, 2009, 09:26:17 AM
My dentist's pretty cool. Grallon would probably be all over him.
Your dentist is 15?
"I want another look at that diploma on the wall, "doctor" "
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:28:36 AMNice try but unless you find a way to travel back in time and smack yourself before slipping up like that, the cat is now out of the oven, jew-hater.
How many Jews have you banged? :yeahright:
me = one plus some oral :cool:
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:29:58 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:28:36 AMNice try but unless you find a way to travel back in time and smack yourself before slipping up like that, the cat is now out of the oven, jew-hater.
How many Jews have you banged? :yeahright:
me = one plus some oral :cool:
You know, you beat me in that regard. Never banged a Jew. :(
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:28:29 AM
What makes you think they're inexperienced just because they're HOTT? My dentist is 40ish. Or in your world can only young girls be HOTT? :mad:
50ish > 40ish.
Actually my dentist is probably near retirement I should probably look for another one.
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:29:58 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:28:36 AMNice try but unless you find a way to travel back in time and smack yourself before slipping up like that, the cat is now out of the oven, jew-hater.
How many Jews have you banged? :yeahright:
me = one plus some oral :cool:
That depends on what your definition of "banged" is. :menace:
And besides, the "I've fucked a member of [insert race/ethnicity] so I can't possibly be racist" is SO 90s... :rolleyes: [/i]
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:30:38 AM
You know, you beat me in that regard. Never banged a Jew. :(
Try it. They're quite kosher. :)
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:30:38 AM
You know, you beat me in that regard. Never banged a Jew. :(
You know of all the mitzvot I would at least have expected you to keep that one.
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:32:02 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:30:38 AM
You know, you beat me in that regard. Never banged a Jew. :(
Try it. They're quite kosher. :)
SEE? And I get shit for saying all niggers are wellfare leeches.
But noooo. As long as you keep it on a cuddly level generalisation is O K
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:31:30 AM
That depends on what your definition of "banged" is. :menace:
And besides, the "I've fucked a member of [insert race/ethnicity] so I can't possibly be racist" is SO 90s... :rolleyes: [/i]
Then for me it's progressive, since I'm living in a perpetual state of 1989. :smoke:
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:31:30 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:29:58 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:28:36 AMNice try but unless you find a way to travel back in time and smack yourself before slipping up like that, the cat is now out of the oven, jew-hater.
How many Jews have you banged? :yeahright:
me = one plus some oral :cool:
That depends on what your definition of "banged" is. :menace:
And besides, the "I've fucked a member of [insert race/ethnicity] so I can't possibly be racist" is SO 90s... :rolleyes: [/i]
In your case I'd be concerned unless you added the word "willing" in there somewhere. :D
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:21:11 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 07, 2009, 09:10:34 AM
Even worse, he could give you black people gums.
Are their gums different from real people's? :huh:
No, but they'd have to kick you out of the Aryan Brotherhood. :(
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 07, 2009, 09:37:59 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:21:11 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 07, 2009, 09:10:34 AM
Even worse, he could give you black people gums.
Are their gums different from real people's? :huh:
No, but they'd have to kick you out of the Aryan Brotherhood. :(
I see your poignant point. :(
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:32:49 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:32:02 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:30:38 AM
You know, you beat me in that regard. Never banged a Jew. :(
Try it. They're quite kosher. :)
SEE? And I get shit for saying all niggers are wellfare leeches.
But noooo. As long as you keep it on a cuddly level generalisation is O K
When the Giant Boob Nazis smash down my door and drag me off to their tit-worshiping slave camps, my last thought as a free man will be "Damn, Slargos had a point, and I should have listened to it".
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:48:20 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:32:49 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:32:02 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:30:38 AM
You know, you beat me in that regard. Never banged a Jew. :(
Try it. They're quite kosher. :)
SEE? And I get shit for saying all niggers are wellfare leeches.
But noooo. As long as you keep it on a cuddly level generalisation is O K
When the Giant Boob Nazis smash down my door and drag me off to their tit-worshiping slave camps, my last thought as a free man will be "Damn, Slargos had a point, and I should have listened to it".
A lot of people will be saying that. Motherfuckers. Maybe you should listen now instead of later when it's too late and I'm hauling you off to the camps! <_<
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:48:20 AM
tit-worshiping slave camp
That sounds like a good porno title.
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:49:59 AM
A lot of people will be saying that. Motherfuckers. Maybe you should listen now instead of later when it's too late and I'm hauling you off to the camps! <_<
Sadly, I doubt you have what it takes to join the Giant Boob Nazis. :(
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:24:52 AM
Quote from: Viking on May 07, 2009, 09:21:33 AM
Shall I refer you mine?
Is he a white person?
I was going back and forth on whether to go to another dentist when I realized a sandnigger would be drilling in my teeth, but the fact that his office is just across the street from mine won me over.
My sloth is more powerful than my hatred of the coons.
Still, a cameljockey with a drill is almost as frightening as one with an explosive belt.
Middle-Aged White Guy.
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:52:07 AM
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:49:59 AM
A lot of people will be saying that. Motherfuckers. Maybe you should listen now instead of later when it's too late and I'm hauling you off to the camps! <_<
Sadly, I doubt you have what it takes to join the Giant Boob Nazis. :(
Are you telling me I'm not being a giant boob? :P
Quote from: Slargos on May 07, 2009, 09:56:07 AM
Are you telling me I'm not being a giant boob? :P
There is only one of you, and you need two to apply. :P
Someone tell me more about these... 'Giant Boob Nazis'. :w00t:
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 12:36:34 PM
Someone tell me more about these... 'Giant Boob Nazis'. :w00t:
All of a sudden Nazis dont seem so bad.
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 12:36:34 PM
Someone tell me more about these... 'Giant Boob Nazis'. :w00t:
NSFW:
http://pic.aebn.net/Stream/Movie/Boxcovers/a99578_xlf.jpg
http://theater.aebn.net/dispatcher/movieDetail?movieId=99578&theaterId=41240
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:29:07 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:28:04 AM
Naw, Cal is cool with the Heebs ... with big tits. :D
Jewish girls can consistently be expected to deliver in this regard. :thumbsup:
You haven't seen the pic of Siegy's wife, have you?
Quote from: dps on May 07, 2009, 01:48:38 PMYou haven't seen the pic of Siegy's wife, have you?
There are pictures of her around?
Greatest dentist = Dr. Alban
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 12:36:34 PM
Someone tell me more about these... 'Giant Boob Nazis'. :w00t:
You'd turn all quisling on us in SECONDS.
Quote from: Jacob on May 07, 2009, 01:56:07 PM
Quote from: dps on May 07, 2009, 01:48:38 PMYou haven't seen the pic of Siegy's wife, have you?
There are pictures of her around?
Yeah, he posted a thread with some pics of himself. One of them was of him getting a medal or campaign ribbon or some such, and his wife was there with him. I'm not going to make any disparaging comments about her, but saying that she's not got big boobs is just a statement of fact.
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:29:07 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 07, 2009, 09:28:04 AM
Naw, Cal is cool with the Heebs ... with big tits. :D
Jewish girls can consistently be expected to deliver in this regard. :thumbsup:
No they don't.
Some Jewish girls won't have to worry about delivering.
Quote from: Syt on May 07, 2009, 01:12:37 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 12:36:34 PM
Someone tell me more about these... 'Giant Boob Nazis'. :w00t:
NSFW:
http://pic.aebn.net/Stream/Movie/Boxcovers/a99578_xlf.jpg
http://theater.aebn.net/dispatcher/movieDetail?movieId=99578&theaterId=41240
I LOLed at the black Nazi.
Quote from: Siege on May 07, 2009, 02:42:04 PMNo they don't.
Ok, Jewish-American girls... not Israeli ones.
She is an: aberration. :( Seriously, man, I grew up in a Jewish neighborhood and EVERY female Jew I went to school with had *at least* C-cups by the time they were like seniors in high school, and many were bigger. Even the Jewish chicks who were otherwise skinny had nice boobs.
Quote from: The Brain on May 07, 2009, 02:42:35 PM
Some Jewish girls won't have to worry about delivering.
Oh no you didn't. :lol: :pinchL
Quote from: The Brain on May 07, 2009, 02:42:35 PM
Some Jewish girls won't have to worry about delivering.
:face:
If I was Seige, I would:
1. Adopt a black kid from the ghetto.
2. Convert him to Judaism.
3. Turn it into a Mel Brooks movie.
4. PROFIT.
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 07:48:52 PM
She is an: aberration. :( Seriously, man, I grew up in a Jewish neighborhood and EVERY female Jew I went to school with had *at least* C-cups by the time they were like seniors in high school, and many were bigger. Even the Jewish chicks who were otherwise skinny had nice boobs.
Yep. My relatively limited experience with this in college backs this up.
edit: I miss college :mellow:
I do wonder why Siegey won't adopt and propogate the wrath of the Sefardi...and give his wife some company while he is away killing Muslims.
Quote from: Valmy on May 08, 2009, 11:15:56 AM
I do wonder why Siegey won't adopt and propogate the wrath of the Sefardi...and give his wife some company while he is away killing Muslims.
I like my idea. Here is how I'll cast it:
SEIGEY: Harvey Keitel
MRS. SEIGEY: Keira Knightley (flat :x )
SEIGEY JUNIOR: Gary Coleman
"Whatchoo talkin about, meshuggener!?"
That's what I don't get with dentists. They're all like that. Trying to sound concern but really it's annoying.
Quote from: Caliga on May 08, 2009, 11:45:23 AM
Keira Knightley (flat :x )
I'd bend that like beckham.
I had this hot young dentist remove my wisdom tooth once. It didn't hurt at all.
Quote from: Martinus on May 12, 2009, 03:08:45 PM
I had this hot young dentist remove my wisdom tooth once. It didn't hurt at all.
Where did he remove it from?
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on May 12, 2009, 03:13:04 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 12, 2009, 03:08:45 PM
I had this hot young dentist remove my wisdom tooth once. It didn't hurt at all.
Where did he remove it from?
:lol:
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on May 12, 2009, 03:13:04 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 12, 2009, 03:08:45 PM
I had this hot young dentist remove my wisdom tooth once. It didn't hurt at all.
Where did he remove it from?
The dentist's foot.
Quote from: Valmy on May 08, 2009, 11:15:56 AM
I do wonder why Siegey won't adopt and propogate the wrath of the Sefardi...and give his wife some company while he is away killing Muslims.
One day.
Probably after I get back from my next deployment.