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Title: The Valve New Employee Handbook
Post by: Syt on April 22, 2012, 03:27:10 PM
. . . . is an interesting read.

http://newcdn.flamehaus.com/Valve_Handbook_LowRes.pdf
Title: Re: The Valve New Employee Handbook
Post by: Ed Anger on April 22, 2012, 03:32:04 PM
They left out the provision that employees must purchase 50 dollars of hats every quarter in team Fortress 2.
Title: Re: The Valve New Employee Handbook
Post by: Razgovory on April 22, 2012, 04:07:27 PM
Maybe if they had a more traditional structure, half life 2 episode 3 would be out by now.  Ah well,  I swear by Steam.  Great program.  I buy games cheap, don't have to keep track of CDs.  This makes Raz Happy.
Title: Re: The Valve New Employee Handbook
Post by: grumbler on April 22, 2012, 06:29:45 PM
QuoteValve has an incredibly unique way of doing things...
:lmfao:
Title: Re: The Valve New Employee Handbook
Post by: Habbaku on April 22, 2012, 06:47:26 PM
:unsure:
Title: Re: The Valve New Employee Handbook
Post by: Jaron on April 22, 2012, 06:49:02 PM
Quote from: grumbler on April 22, 2012, 06:29:45 PM
QuoteValve has an incredibly unique way of doing things...
:lmfao:

Someone spotted the elephant in the room! :lol:
Title: Re: The Valve New Employee Handbook
Post by: Grey Fox on April 22, 2012, 06:51:46 PM
Man, I couldn't work there. I would just do nothing all day.
Title: Re: The Valve New Employee Handbook
Post by: PDH on April 22, 2012, 08:36:45 PM
Jaron, it is good to have you back.
Title: Re: The Valve New Employee Handbook
Post by: Jaron on April 22, 2012, 08:45:52 PM
Thank you PDH. It is good to be back in your internet.
Title: Re: The Valve New Employee Handbook
Post by: PDH on April 22, 2012, 08:49:36 PM
My internet only goes to the Wyoming border, from there on it is Mormon-run.
Title: Re: The Valve New Employee Handbook
Post by: Jaron on April 22, 2012, 08:52:34 PM
Hey, I have the option to become Mormon. These people line up to baptize me like they have a secret punch card they can redeem for prizes once I make the plunge.
Title: Re: The Valve New Employee Handbook
Post by: PDH on April 22, 2012, 09:00:48 PM
Wyoming joke

Q - Why do you always take 2 Mormons with you when you go fishing?

A - Because if you only take one he will drink all your beer.
Title: Re: The Valve New Employee Handbook
Post by: Jaron on April 22, 2012, 09:26:15 PM
Heeheehee. It's funny because it is true.
Title: Re: The Valve New Employee Handbook
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 22, 2012, 10:11:45 PM
It's employee handbooks like that that make me hate Corporate America(tm) even more.