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Title: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: Syt on April 06, 2012, 09:57:47 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17636785

QuoteDeadly 'machete' attack on family in Kulcs Hungary

Hungarian police have captured a young man suspected of killing four members of his family with a machete in a village south of Budapest.

They seized the man, in his mid-20s, shortly after the attack in Kulcs, 60km (37 miles) south of the capital, in which three people were also wounded.

He allegedly killed his father, brother and grandparents following a row.

His mother, sister and another person were reportedly badly injured and are now being treated in hospital.

Anti-terror police, a rescue helicopter and three ambulances were dispatched to the village in Fejer county.

The man detained was named by police as Jutast Csanad Horvath. His age was given as either 23 or 24.
BBC News

"There were several wounds on the bodies of the victims caused by a thrusting and cutting tool," police spokesman Laszlo Garamvolgyi was quoted as saying by Reuters news agency.

"The man probably used a large machete in the attack."

Initial reports spoke of a "sword" attack.

Reports that the attacker had seized hostages were denied by police, according to Hungarian news website Delmagyar.

Tamas, you still there? :unsure:
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: garbon on April 06, 2012, 10:09:36 PM
Does T have a brother?
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: Syt on April 06, 2012, 10:15:29 PM
No idea, but the family name doesn't match anyways. :P
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: garbon on April 06, 2012, 10:20:05 PM
Quote from: Syt on April 06, 2012, 10:15:29 PM
No idea, but the family name doesn't match anyways. :P

True, true! So jerk about the 3rd world! :P
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: Jaron on April 06, 2012, 10:20:28 PM
Tamas does not have a brother.
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: Razgovory on April 06, 2012, 10:59:05 PM
This is what happens when you let a chicken name your town.
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: garbon on April 06, 2012, 11:02:40 PM
Quote from: Jaron on April 06, 2012, 10:20:28 PM
Tamas does not have a brother.

:hug:
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: Viking on April 07, 2012, 12:06:51 AM
Quote from: Jaron on April 06, 2012, 10:20:28 PM
Tamas does not have a brother.

You never know with gypsies.... after they stole him his mother might have had another child...
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: Tamas on April 07, 2012, 08:56:30 AM
 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: Caliga on April 07, 2012, 09:01:12 AM
Glad you're ok. :)
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: grumbler on April 07, 2012, 10:06:31 AM
Quote from: Jaron on April 06, 2012, 10:20:28 PM
Tamas does not have a brother.
Not any more.
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: Alexandru H. on April 07, 2012, 10:52:58 AM
Swords... yeah, we all know where they come from  :glare:
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: Razgovory on April 07, 2012, 02:15:00 PM
Machete's really aren't swords.  They are like long cleavers.  You use them to cut sugar cane.
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 07, 2012, 02:18:42 PM
Machetes are a lot like falchions, which I think are classified as swords.
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: PDH on April 07, 2012, 02:19:14 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 07, 2012, 02:15:00 PM
Machete's really aren't swords.  They are like long cleavers.  You use them to cut sugar cane.

And Hungarians
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: Razgovory on April 07, 2012, 02:25:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 07, 2012, 02:18:42 PM
Machetes are a lot like falchions, which I think are classified as swords.

Machetes are also a lot like Machetes which are tools.
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: Jaron on April 07, 2012, 02:28:57 PM
A machete is hopefully not usually used as a weapon instead of a tool but it can certainly be classified as a sword.
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: The Brain on April 07, 2012, 03:41:23 PM
katmai is a machete.
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: Siege on April 07, 2012, 10:04:43 PM
What? Hungarians don't own guns?
Why would anybody use a machete?
So primitive and uncivilized.

And what's the deal with a calling 4 bodies a massacre?

Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: Tonitrus on April 08, 2012, 03:05:55 AM
Quote from: The Brain on April 07, 2012, 03:41:23 PM
katmai is a machete.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.collider.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fmachete_movie_image_danny_trejo.jpg&hash=972ed60555935ac2e21583472f14d88323f3a075)

:unsure:
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 08, 2012, 03:31:14 AM
What a sad story, cuts straight to the heart. :(
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: Sheilbh on April 08, 2012, 04:17:55 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 08, 2012, 03:31:14 AM
What a sad story, cuts straight to the heart. :(
You are on a tear lately.

I LOVE it! :)
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: Siege on April 09, 2012, 01:05:49 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 08, 2012, 04:17:55 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 08, 2012, 03:31:14 AM
What a sad story, cuts straight to the heart. :(
You are on a tear lately.

I LOVE it! :)

It will not last long. He always bleeds out all the good intentions.
Then he wakes up the dragons and the suffering begins.

The endless circle of Tim.
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 09, 2012, 04:46:05 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 07, 2012, 02:15:00 PM
Machete's really aren't swords.  They are like long cleavers.  You use them to cut sugar cane.

I don't.
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: 11B4V on April 09, 2012, 05:09:34 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 09, 2012, 04:46:05 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 07, 2012, 02:15:00 PM
Machete's really aren't swords.  They are like long cleavers.  You use them to cut sugar cane.

I don't.

Regardless, they'll fuck you up.
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 09, 2012, 05:10:32 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on April 09, 2012, 05:09:34 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 09, 2012, 04:46:05 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 07, 2012, 02:15:00 PM
Machete's really aren't swords.  They are like long cleavers.  You use them to cut sugar cane.

I don't.

Regardless, they'll fuck you up.

Hassan chop.
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: 11B4V on April 09, 2012, 05:12:10 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fraternalorderoflawenforcement.com%2Fcontent%2FKnife.jpg&hash=c73def726ee1ba676ed34a4680f0add851f6bcfb)
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 09, 2012, 05:13:09 AM
Obviously, he was standing too close to a sugar cane stalk.
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: 11B4V on April 09, 2012, 05:14:29 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 09, 2012, 05:13:09 AM
Obviously, he was standing too close to a sugar cane stalk.

Damn highered help.
Title: Re: Hungarian Machete Massacre
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 09, 2012, 05:16:28 AM
I prefer a kaiser blade. Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.
Mmm hmm.