I'll be traveling to the run down shithole that is Harlan County Kentucky for a few days, and relax on my 8 acres there for a few days. I will revel in my Kentucky Colonelcy, and wear a white suit.
I will not eat at any gas stations. I will also not bring anybody a bag of coal. That is Santa's job.
I pass on the job of abusing Tim to Peedy until my return.
cool, 8 acres of what? huntin' woods? :Canuck:
Quote from: Caliga on May 04, 2009, 02:14:25 PM
cool, 8 acres of what? huntin' woods? :Canuck:
8 acres of Shit. A couple of houses in pretty good condition.
I hope you don't have renters. :bleeding:
My parents have a campground in rural central Pa. and it was always fun kicking out the caretakers they hired (from local stock, of course) after their eventual transgression. :frusty:
Have some fried chicken for me.
Quote from: Caliga on May 04, 2009, 02:23:03 PM
I hope you don't have renters. :bleeding:
My parents have a campground in rural central Pa. and it was always fun kicking out the caretakers they hired (from local stock, of course) after their eventual transgression. :frusty:
A cousin. but she is cool. I don't allow campers, hunters or other riff raff on my property.
Ok. Don't make moonshine jokes to her face. :ph34r: :pirate
Quote from: Caliga on May 04, 2009, 02:39:46 PM
Ok. Don't make moonshine jokes to her face. :ph34r: :pirate
She is a psychologist. So she would crush my id and super ego. :blush:
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2009, 02:41:18 PM
She is a psychologist. So she would crush my id and super ego. :blush:
Once she got done with you, your name would be Mudd. ;)
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2009, 02:41:18 PM
She is a psychologist.
In Harlan County, Kentucky!? WOT THE HAYULL, SHE DONE GAWN TEW COLLERGE!?! :o
Quote from: Caliga on May 04, 2009, 02:45:55 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2009, 02:41:18 PM
She is a psychologist.
In Harlan County, Kentucky!? WOT THE HAYULL, SHE DONE GAWN TEW COLLERGE!?! :o
Shhhhhhheeeeeeeiiiit, THEY DUN GOT THEM COLLEGES DOWN THAR.
I do doubt her sanity when she willingly moved back down there after going to UK. I lived down there for a few months back in the 80's and I was going mad.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2009, 02:50:44 PMI do doubt her sanity when she willingly moved back down there after going to UK. I lived down there for a few months back in the 80's and I was going mad.
Maybe it's a professional decision? Perhaps there's a wide scope for psychologizing in Harlan County?
Why did Kurtz go to the Congo?
Quote from: Jacob on May 04, 2009, 02:56:55 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2009, 02:50:44 PMI do doubt her sanity when she willingly moved back down there after going to UK. I lived down there for a few months back in the 80's and I was going mad.
Maybe it's a professional decision? Perhaps there's a wide scope for psychologizing in Harlan County?
I doubt it. I think she is just fucking nuts.
Emo.
WTF people, none of you asked if she was hott, languish 2.0=teh fail.
Who cares? Mr. Ed doesn't even post his own pic.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2009, 02:09:10 PM
I pass on the job of abusing Tim to Peedy until my return.
I accept my commission, Colonel.
Quote from: The Brain on May 04, 2009, 02:58:20 PM
Why did Kurtz go to the Congo?
To get to the other side.
Quote from: katmai on May 04, 2009, 03:37:47 PM
WTF people, none of you asked if she was hott, languish 2.0=teh fail.
Caliga failed us already.
Quote from: katmai on May 04, 2009, 03:37:47 PM
WTF people, none of you asked if she was hott, languish 2.0=teh fail.
Quote from: Ed Anger
Harlan County
:rolleyes:
Quote from: Caliga on May 04, 2009, 06:35:57 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 04, 2009, 03:37:47 PM
WTF people, none of you asked if she was hott, languish 2.0=teh fail.
Quote from: Ed Anger
Harlan County
:rolleyes:
I have no idea what this means.
Quote from: katmai on May 04, 2009, 07:03:27 PM
I have no idea what this means.
I believe they're claiming that the odds of a HOTT chick showing up in Harlan County are even slimmer than the odds of a psychologist being successful in said county. ;)
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2009, 02:16:30 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 04, 2009, 02:14:25 PM
cool, 8 acres of what? huntin' woods? :Canuck:
8 acres of Shit. A couple of houses in pretty good condition.
Houses! :o
Quote from: katmai on May 04, 2009, 07:03:27 PM
I have no idea what this means.
She lives in Harlan County, and thus the HOTTness question is pointless. :(
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 04, 2009, 07:50:31 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 04, 2009, 07:03:27 PM
I have no idea what this means.
I believe they're claiming that the odds of a HOTT chick showing up in Harlan County are even slimmer than the odds of a psychologist being successful in said county. ;)
Er, yes... this.
Quote from: Caliga on May 04, 2009, 08:09:24 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 04, 2009, 07:03:27 PM
I have no idea what this means.
She lives in Harlan County, and thus the HOTTness question is pointless. :(
So like saying Bucks County.
Gotcha.
Quote from: Caliga on May 04, 2009, 08:09:24 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 04, 2009, 07:03:27 PM
I have no idea what this means.
She lives in Harlan County, and thus the HOTTness question is pointless. :(
But if she is a carpet-bagger, the rules don't apply.
Quote from: mongers on May 04, 2009, 08:47:33 PM
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possible one of these ?
Three of the males are not even white.
Arrrgghhh :bleeding: I have been brainwashed by the One-Drop Rule!!!!1111 :mad:
No but the girl on the far left is hot.
And I have returned. From a black hole of shitty cell phone signals, poor TV reception and just a dirty, dirty shithole. What a borehole.
Also ran into a guy my father arrested back in 1965. AND WAS STILL PISSED OFF ABOUT IT.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2009, 09:15:46 AM
And I have returned. From a black hole of shitty cell phone signals, poor TV reception and just a dirty, dirty shithole. What a borehole.
Also ran into a guy my father arrested back in 1965. AND WAS STILL PISSED OFF ABOUT IT.
Did he challenge you to a duel?
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Honk?
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 07, 2009, 09:23:00 AM
Honk?
See it is a bumper sticker from a Simpsons episode that was making fun of the South.
Quote from: Valmy on May 07, 2009, 09:21:18 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2009, 09:15:46 AM
And I have returned. From a black hole of shitty cell phone signals, poor TV reception and just a dirty, dirty shithole. What a borehole.
Also ran into a guy my father arrested back in 1965. AND WAS STILL PISSED OFF ABOUT IT.
Did he challenge you to a duel?
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I may tell the story later.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2009, 09:15:46 AM
And I have returned. From a black hole of shitty cell phone signals, poor TV reception and just a dirty, dirty shithole. What a borehole.
If I ever visit Harlan County, and one day I likely will, I will provide you people with pics. It really is the Third World.
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:26:18 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2009, 09:15:46 AM
And I have returned. From a black hole of shitty cell phone signals, poor TV reception and just a dirty, dirty shithole. What a borehole.
If I ever visit Harlan County, and one day I likely will, I will provide you people with pics. It really is the Third World.
I have pictures. But they won't be posted. :P
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2009, 09:29:52 AM
I have pictures. But they won't be posted. :P
Your camera shyness leads me to the obvious conclusion that you look like the Elephant Man.
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:30:55 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2009, 09:29:52 AM
I have pictures. But they won't be posted. :P
Your camera shyness leads me to the obvious conclusion that you look like the Elephant Man.
Or I don't want to be tracked by languishites, an untrustworthy breed on the internet.
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:30:55 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2009, 09:29:52 AM
I have pictures. But they won't be posted. :P
Your camera shyness leads me to the obvious conclusion that you look like the Elephant Man.
And that was even before he had the disfiguring accident.
Quote from: Syt on May 07, 2009, 09:44:53 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:30:55 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2009, 09:29:52 AM
I have pictures. But they won't be posted. :P
Your camera shyness leads me to the obvious conclusion that you look like the Elephant Man.
And that was even before he had the disfiguring accident.
They should have kept that vat of acid covered.
Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 09:26:18 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2009, 09:15:46 AM
And I have returned. From a black hole of shitty cell phone signals, poor TV reception and just a dirty, dirty shithole. What a borehole.
If I ever visit Harlan County, and one day I likely will, I will provide you people with pics. It really is the Third World.
One other thing, don't take a mini-van down there. You go past Harlan towards Evarts, you will fucking regret taking a GIANT van on those roads.
I forgot about the narrowness of some of the roads. :Embarrass:
And as of 10 this evening, I shall withdraw again, yet not to Harlan county this time.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 22, 2009, 05:54:11 PM
And as of 10 this evening, I shall withdraw again, yet not to Harlan county this time.
Have you worked your way up to: Whitley County!