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Title: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 04, 2012, 09:30:05 PM
And people wonder why kids aren't interested in school.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/teacher-fired-assigning-violent-math-problems-third-graders-201910368.html

QuoteTeacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
By Eric Pfeiffer | The Sideshow – Fri, Mar 2, 2012

A Washington, D.C., charter school teacher has been fired after it was discovered the teacher had assigned third-grade students a number of math problems framed around violent and illegal scenarios.

At first, the unnamed teacher at the Trinidad Center City School claimed he had been ordered to assign the problems, but it was quickly discovered that the teacher had actually downloaded them from a free homeschooling website called "HomeschoolingParadise.com."

"I was absolutely distressed," Dr. Beverley Wheeler, the CEO of Center City PCS, which oversees Trinidad, told WUSA9.  "It doesn't follow anything we do. We are about character, excellence and service and I found them to be violent and racist."

Even more baffling, other parents at the school say the teacher in question is a minister.

[Parents outraged after homework references slavery, beatings]

I went to the Homeschooling Paradise website and took a look at the third-grade homeschooling "Worksheets" curriculum. To start, the site's own promotional slogan uses oddly harsh (and racially problematic) language, asking:

"Want your kids to sharpen their mathematical skills to a razor's edge? There is nothing better than grinding their neurons on Singapore math." You can read more about the Singapore math system here.

Here are some of the suggested math problems from the site. And to be clear, I'm not cherry-picking; almost any question picked at random will reflect the concerns expressed by Dr. Wheeler:

"I was sleeping one night when a hungry vampire sucked 3652 liters of blood from me and 1865 liters of blood from my little brother. How much blood did the hungry vampire drink that night?"

Another reads:

"I took a nap in a bog one day and woke up screaming. 3796 leeches, 2910 fleas and 1044 vampire bats were stuck to my bald head drinking my blood in ecstasy. How many bloodthirsty bloodsuckers were dining on my head?"

And check out this incredibly morbid problem:

"John's father gave him 1359 marbles on his birthday. John swallowed 585 marbles and died. 9 of John's friends came for his funeral the next day. John's grieving father gave the remaining marbles to John's friends in equal numbers. How many marbles did each friend get?"

Last I checked, most kids are warned against indulging in tobacco products. Nonetheless, Homeschooling Paradise offers this equation for children to ponder:

"John, Jack and Jim lit up their pipes after dinner and began blowing smoke rings. By the time they were finished, they had blown a total of 6437 smoke rings. If John blew 52 smoke rings and Jack blew 3896 smoke rings, how many smoke rings did Jim blow?"
Title: Re: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: garbon on March 04, 2012, 09:34:30 PM
So where's the illegal scenarios bit?
Title: Re: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: Neil on March 04, 2012, 09:38:05 PM
That is racist against vampires.

Still, it's American school bureaucrats making these judgements.  There are few groups in the world less interested in educating children.
Title: Re: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 04, 2012, 09:58:07 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 04, 2012, 09:30:05 PM
"John's father gave him 1359 marbles on his birthday. John swallowed 585 marbles and died. 9 of John's friends came for his funeral the next day. John's grieving father gave the remaining marbles to John's friends in equal numbers. How many marbles did each friend get?"

Awesome.  :lol:
Title: Re: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: KRonn on March 04, 2012, 09:59:19 PM
Pretty cool questions. A divergence of the usual fare, eh? Add some vampires, leeches and pipes, a little diversity of question matter, spice things up. Kids should feel lucky for some change.
Title: Re: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: Razgovory on March 04, 2012, 10:04:56 PM
I would have liked questions like that as a third grader.
Title: Re: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: Jaron on March 04, 2012, 10:12:36 PM
Those problems are certainly not worth firing over. I love them!!!!
Title: Re: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: HVC on March 04, 2012, 10:51:21 PM
I blame parents and lawyers. Mainly lawyers.
Title: Re: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: Barrister on March 05, 2012, 01:48:39 AM
Quote from: HVC on March 04, 2012, 10:51:21 PM
I blame parents and lawyers. Mainly lawyers.

You always say that. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 05, 2012, 02:02:10 AM
It's almost always true.
Title: Re: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: The Brain on March 05, 2012, 04:06:28 AM
Did they remove the controversial problems from the site?
Title: Re: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: Camerus on March 05, 2012, 07:13:47 AM
Best get rid of anything in primary school that might be more interesting to boys.
Title: Re: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: grumbler on March 05, 2012, 07:37:39 AM
I find the school principal's support for her faculty niggardly.
Title: Re: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: HVC on March 05, 2012, 09:57:04 AM
Quote from: Barrister on March 05, 2012, 01:48:39 AM
Quote from: HVC on March 04, 2012, 10:51:21 PM
I blame parents and lawyers. Mainly lawyers.

You always say that. :rolleyes:
And I'm right :p. but you work for the government so you get a pass on the litigious side :lol:
Title: Re: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: DGuller on March 05, 2012, 10:22:50 AM
Quote from: HVC on March 05, 2012, 09:57:04 AM
Quote from: Barrister on March 05, 2012, 01:48:39 AM
Quote from: HVC on March 04, 2012, 10:51:21 PM
I blame parents and lawyers. Mainly lawyers.

You always say that. :rolleyes:
And I'm right :p. but you work for the government so you get a pass on the litigious side :lol:
The lawyers on your own side can be just as damaging, by pre-emptively covering your ass to the point that you suffocate.
Title: Re: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: Malthus on March 05, 2012, 10:46:37 AM
Quote from: DGuller on March 05, 2012, 10:22:50 AM
The lawyers on your own side can be just as damaging, by pre-emptively covering your ass to the point that you suffocate.

Interesting anatomy you have there.  :lol:
Title: Re: Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Post by: garbon on March 05, 2012, 12:19:53 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 05, 2012, 10:46:37 AM
Quote from: DGuller on March 05, 2012, 10:22:50 AM
The lawyers on your own side can be just as damaging, by pre-emptively covering your ass to the point that you suffocate.

Interesting anatomy you have there.  :lol:

Well he didn't specify and perhaps the covering is over more than just his ass. :D