Poll
Question:
Pool Table, what to do with it?
Option 1: Keep it!
votes: 12
Option 2: Sell it!
votes: 3
Option 3: Mail it to Jaron
votes: 6
I've recently acquired a propriety, included with it is a pool table. While I am not a fan of pool, I was wondering what I should do with it.
It is in fairly good shape but in need of a new carpet.
What say you Languish? Sell or Keepsake?
Keep that motherfucker.
You must at the very least have sex on it with your girlfriend or wife before you sell it.
Better still, shoot a porn film on it. :D
I used to work with for a video company, and whilst 'cleaning out' the film/video vault, found some porn one of the earlier technicians had made, it was shot on the managing director's office table. :D
Quote from: mongers on February 10, 2012, 10:06:41 PM
You must at the very least have sex on it with your girlfriend or wife before you sell it.
:thumbsup:
Keep it and learn to like pool.
Good idea. Get Tim in on it.
Probably a bit too small for wargaming with miniature figures :hmm:
Your best bet is to get rid of the pool table and replace it with a 3/4-size snooker table, that should be sufficient for reconstructing ancient and medieval conflicts.
The fuck? Gay Fox, I always knew you were a faggot ass frog, but you need to either keep that goddamn pool table and learn to play manly games (no, soccer and grab ass with your boyfriend aren't manly) or ship that motherfucker to Arkansas.
Sell it. The novelty will wear off in about 2 weeks.
Sell it. You have too many things.
Or even better, give it away and make someone happy. Some of the people in this thread would be enthusiastic recipients. :)
Yeah it can't cost that much to ship a 700 pound pool table from Canada to Arkansas. :rolleyes:
When I bought my house it came with a nice slate pool table in the lowest level. Basically got it because the previous owner didn't want to deal with moving it so I was fine with it, even a little happy about it. I've played maybe two games of pool on it in three years... tell you what, it makes a hell of a spot to pile laundry.
Quote from: mongers on February 10, 2012, 10:06:41 PM
You must at the very least have sex on it with your girlfriend or wife before you sell it.
Better still, shoot a porn film on it. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njAC38WnQo0
Propriety eludes me. :(
Sell it, nothing but dead space...
Would your woman play with you? Do you have any friends that come over?
She might play, yes. I don't have friends.
Quote from: mongers on February 10, 2012, 10:06:41 PM
You must at the very least have sex on it with your girlfriend or wife before you sell it.
Better still, shoot a porn film on it. :D
I used to work with for a video company, and whilst 'cleaning out' the film/video vault, found some porn one of the earlier technicians had made, it was shot on the managing director's office table. :D
Pervert
Quote from: sbr on February 11, 2012, 01:26:49 AM
Yeah it can't cost that much to ship a 700 pound pool table from Canada to Arkansas. :rolleyes:
Wouldn't cost Fireblade a thing. :P
Quote from: grumbler on February 11, 2012, 11:31:28 AM
Quote from: sbr on February 11, 2012, 01:26:49 AM
Yeah it can't cost that much to ship a 700 pound pool table from Canada to Arkansas. :rolleyes:
Wouldn't cost Fireblade a thing. :P
True, but it seems like very unhelpful advice to GF. He would be better off buying Fireblade a used pooltable that is already in Arkansas than shipping the one he has.
Does GF own a pickup truck? Then he could take it down when he goes to visit. :lol:
Replace it with a soccer table.
Quote from: syk on February 11, 2012, 02:16:09 PM
Replace it with a soccer table.
Wouldn't soccer be a difficult game to play on a table?
Pool tables are like grand pianos: everyone who wants one and can afford it has one; nobody wants to buy a used one; and they take up a lot of fucking space.
Quote from: sbr on February 11, 2012, 12:17:46 PM
True, but it seems like very unhelpful advice to GF. He would be better off buying Fireblade a used pooltable that is already in Arkansas than shipping the one he has.
I don't think he was being entirely serious.
Quote from: Razgovory on February 11, 2012, 02:33:55 PM
Quote from: syk on February 11, 2012, 02:16:09 PM
Replace it with a soccer table.
Wouldn't soccer be a difficult game to play on a table?
Maybe he means foosball.
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 10, 2012, 10:01:04 PM
I've recently acquired a propriety, included with it is a pool table. While I am not a fan of pool, I was wondering what I should do with it.
It is in fairly good shape but in need of a new carpet.
What say you Languish? Sell or Keepsake?
sell.
then contact me via PM :D
Unfortunately, I lack the space for the pool table :( Otherwise, I would have gotten rid of it for you.