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Title: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: viper37 on February 01, 2012, 10:07:35 AM
This needs its own thread.
http://ca.askmen.com/specials/2012_top_99/
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Josephus on February 01, 2012, 11:12:46 AM
I like number 99. She's in that HBO series Boardwalk Empire, and has been naked several times.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Grey Fox on February 01, 2012, 11:23:40 AM
Gretchen Mol?
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Grallon on February 01, 2012, 12:12:29 PM
Gaga lower than sticks like Rooney Mara?  Fakes like Nicky Minaj?  No Madonna?  Squidiculous list  <_<




G.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: HVC on February 01, 2012, 12:16:02 PM
Gaga has a weird face... and may or may not have male genitalia :D
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Valmy on February 01, 2012, 12:21:16 PM
Quote from: Grallon on February 01, 2012, 12:12:29 PM
No Madonna?

She made the list of hottest 99 women eligible for Social Security if that makes you feel any better.

Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: HVC on February 01, 2012, 12:24:02 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 01, 2012, 12:21:16 PM
Quote from: Grallon on February 01, 2012, 12:12:29 PM
No Madonna?

She made the list of hottest 99 women eligible for Social Security if that makes you feel any better.


is she still mysteriously british?
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: garbon on February 01, 2012, 12:24:44 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 01, 2012, 12:21:16 PM
Quote from: Grallon on February 01, 2012, 12:12:29 PM
No Madonna?

She made the list of hottest 99 women eligible for Social Security if that makes you feel any better.



And why would Madonna be in a list of most desirable women?
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Valmy on February 01, 2012, 12:26:13 PM
In defense of Grallon I also thought it was a list of the top 99 women not a Maxim-esque hottness list at first :P

Not that there is anything wrong with that :perv:
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 01, 2012, 12:47:22 PM
Quote from: Grallon on February 01, 2012, 12:12:29 PM
Gaga lower than sticks like Rooney Mara?  Fakes like Nicky Minaj?  No Madonna?  Squidiculous list  <_<

I don't think any of the 4 would make my list.

And dude, Madonna? These kind of lists don't even include drop dead gorgeous women of her age, like Nicole Kidman or Michelle Pfeiffer.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 01, 2012, 12:55:18 PM
Michelle was looking a little beat up last time I saw her on screen.  Had an awesome run though, surprised she held on for as long as she did.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 01, 2012, 01:00:27 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 01, 2012, 12:55:18 PM
Michelle was looking a little beat up last time I saw her on screen.  Had an awesome run though, surprised she held on for as long as she did.

Yeah, she certainly held her own for quite some time.

You know, The Getaway remake was on recently, and I had totally forgotten how goddamned awesome Kim Basinger was back in the late '80s.  Youza.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 01, 2012, 01:04:21 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 01, 2012, 12:21:16 PM
Quote from: Grallon on February 01, 2012, 12:12:29 PM
No Madonna?

She made the list of hottest 99 women eligible for Social Security if that makes you feel any better.

She doesn't belong on that list either. Her prettiness is of a very ordinary kind.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Josephus on February 01, 2012, 01:19:56 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 01, 2012, 11:23:40 AM
Gretchen Mol?

no, no...the hooker turned girlfriend of the crazy FBI guy.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 01, 2012, 01:22:36 PM
Quote from: Josephus on February 01, 2012, 01:19:56 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 01, 2012, 11:23:40 AM
Gretchen Mol?

no, no...the hooker turned girlfriend of the crazy FBI guy.

Gretchen Mol is still hawt.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: katmai on February 01, 2012, 01:25:55 PM
Mr Malta means Paz De La huerta
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 01, 2012, 01:30:49 PM
How did a chick with a name like Paz De La Huerta get that accent?
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: The Larch on February 01, 2012, 01:37:32 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 01, 2012, 01:30:49 PM
How did a chick with a name like Paz De La Huerta get that accent?

Which accent? She's from NY.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Josephus on February 01, 2012, 01:41:46 PM
Quote from: katmai on February 01, 2012, 01:25:55 PM
Mr Malta means Paz De La huerta

Yes, that's it. :-)
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 01, 2012, 01:53:24 PM
Quote from: The Larch on February 01, 2012, 01:37:32 PM
Which accent? She's from NY.

The Brooklyn accent.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Josephus on February 01, 2012, 01:54:18 PM
What I find sad is how few of these women I've actually heard of or seen before.
I do like #38, Sara Jean Underwood.

Kim Kardashian, really?

Of them al, though, Scarlett Johansson still tops my list.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: The Brain on February 01, 2012, 02:00:11 PM
Clickfest? I ain't got time for that shit.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: viper37 on February 01, 2012, 02:30:48 PM
Quote from: Grallon on February 01, 2012, 12:12:29 PM
Gaga lower than sticks like Rooney Mara?  Fakes like Nicky Minaj?  No Madonna?  Squidiculous list  <_<




G.
Madonna is 50 or 60...
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: viper37 on February 01, 2012, 03:09:50 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 01, 2012, 01:53:24 PM
Quote from: The Larch on February 01, 2012, 01:37:32 PM
Which accent? She's from NY.

The Brooklyn accent.
from IMDB:
Born and raised in New York City, Paz de la Huerta has been acting since the age of four, having trained at the SoHo Children's Acting Studio. Aside from acting, Paz is a skilled artist, designer, and writer who enjoys listening to punk rock music. She currently resides in Tribeca, New York, with her mother and sister.

Born and raised in NYC + living there would give her that Brooklyn accent.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: sbr on February 01, 2012, 09:30:57 PM
That list is irritating to navigate through so I didn't look at the whole thing but:

Mila Kunis is fucking hott and should be Top 3, if not #1.
It is a bit weird to see Selena Gomez on that list, isn't she still like 15?
Zoey Deschanel is overrated in my opinion.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 02, 2012, 01:19:30 AM
Quote from: sbr on February 01, 2012, 09:30:57 PM
It is a bit weird to see Selena Gomez on that list, isn't she still like 15?

:lol:

I'm beginning to have this same problem, hear about or meet some young person and be shocked several years later to find out they've gotten older.

But keep in mind, Jaron and Tim are now both over 30...
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Josquius on February 02, 2012, 03:03:34 AM
Just skimmed it, I hate it when rankings split into multiple pages like that ,especially with so damn many.

I've never heard of half of them. More even. And even many of those I have heard of its only vaguely. I'm so out of touch these days....
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Caliga on February 02, 2012, 06:32:22 AM
Thumbing through this, I believe this list was put together by women and/or homosexuals. :hmm:
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 02, 2012, 06:38:26 AM
If Cal and Grallon both don't like the list, they must be doing something right.  :lol:
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: The Brain on February 02, 2012, 06:41:34 AM
Quote from: Caliga on February 02, 2012, 06:32:22 AM
Thumbing through this, I believe this list was put together by women and/or homosexuals. :hmm:

Ew women. :x
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Kleves on February 02, 2012, 09:47:18 AM
Quote from: sbr on February 01, 2012, 09:30:57 PM
Zoey Deschanel is overrated in my opinion.
:mad:

The Boardwalk Empire chick, on the other hand.  :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 02, 2012, 09:50:00 AM
Haven't caught her new sitcom, but I thought Zoey was adorable in that Jim Carey movie.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 02, 2012, 10:56:38 AM
She was adorable in the sitcom too. Not enough to make it worth watching though.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Valmy on February 02, 2012, 11:00:01 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 02, 2012, 10:56:38 AM
She was adorable in the sitcom too. Not enough to make it worth watching though.

Yeah it is a pretty wretched show.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: garbon on February 02, 2012, 11:06:37 AM
I like her show. :blush:
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: FunkMonk on February 02, 2012, 11:22:11 AM
Quote from: sbr on February 01, 2012, 09:30:57 PM

Zoey Deschanel is overrated in my opinion.

Zoey Deschanel is a saint.  :P

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.socialtechpop.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F03%2Fwesmantooth2.jpg&hash=21752f05b67e2130fabacdeeabe32ee1df6c883d)
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Valmy on February 02, 2012, 11:24:01 AM
Quote from: garbon on February 02, 2012, 11:06:37 AM
I like her show. :blush:

My wife does as well.  At least I think she does, she watches it alot.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: The Larch on February 02, 2012, 11:27:19 AM
Quote from: Caliga on February 02, 2012, 06:32:22 AM
Thumbing through this, I believe this list was put together by women and/or homosexuals. :hmm:

You should like it, Sofía Vergara is #1 after all.  :P
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Valmy on February 02, 2012, 11:33:20 AM
Quote from: Caliga on February 02, 2012, 06:32:22 AM
Thumbing through this, I believe this list was put together by women and/or homosexuals. :hmm:

Do the women on it need implants?
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 02, 2012, 11:37:12 AM
Speaking of Boardwalk Empire skirt, that chick in the Marlene Deitrich outfit is pretty sassy looking.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: viper37 on February 02, 2012, 11:43:22 AM
Quote from: sbr on February 01, 2012, 09:30:57 PM
Mila Kunis is fucking hott and should be Top 3, if not #1.
It is a bit weird to see Selena Gomez on that list, isn't she still like 15?
Zoey Deschanel is overrated in my opinion.
agree.
19.
agree.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: The Larch on February 02, 2012, 11:53:32 AM
Quote from: Valmy on February 02, 2012, 11:33:20 AM
Quote from: Caliga on February 02, 2012, 06:32:22 AM
Thumbing through this, I believe this list was put together by women and/or homosexuals. :hmm:

Do the women on it need implants?

Sofía Vergara certainly doesn't.  :lol:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_bUlG_hqzEP0%2FTOVKckopl2I%2FAAAAAAAAKOg%2FeDkQFkTgbOM%2Fs1600%2Fgloria_modern_family.gif&hash=fd4c0ee3345b30f75be37d748027cfc55dbd2c09)

Al Bundy really hit the jackpot there.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Josephus on February 02, 2012, 12:11:36 PM
Quote from: The Larch on February 02, 2012, 11:53:32 AM
Al Bundy really hit the jackpot there.

His former wife is now married to a motorcycle club leader.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 02, 2012, 03:23:47 PM
Quote from: The Larch on February 02, 2012, 11:53:32 AM
Al Bundy really hit the jackpot there.

Did he?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTDgiIUklAQ
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: The Larch on February 02, 2012, 05:50:24 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 02, 2012, 03:23:47 PM
Quote from: The Larch on February 02, 2012, 11:53:32 AM
Al Bundy really hit the jackpot there.

Did he?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTDgiIUklAQ

Totally!  :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYuSvPWxaZw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYuSvPWxaZw)
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Caliga on February 02, 2012, 08:06:53 PM
I like Not Married With Children XXX better than Married With Children.  My favorite scene was the one where Nick Manning was DROPPING FUCKING LOADS ALL OVER MARCY D'ARCY. :)
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Caliga on February 02, 2012, 08:07:35 PM
Quote from: The Larch on February 02, 2012, 11:27:19 AM
Quote from: Caliga on February 02, 2012, 06:32:22 AM
Thumbing through this, I believe this list was put together by women and/or homosexuals. :hmm:

You should like it, Sofía Vergara is #1 after all.  :P
I didn't say the whole list was junk, did I? :sleep:
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Ideologue on February 02, 2012, 08:11:16 PM
Quote from: Caliga on February 02, 2012, 08:06:53 PM
I like Not Married With Children XXX better than Married With Children.  My favorite scene was the one where Nick Manning was DROPPING FUCKING LOADS ALL OVER MARCY D'ARCY. :)

Is that that guy's name?  I fucking hate that guy.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Caliga on February 02, 2012, 08:18:08 PM
Yep.  Why?  His schtick is amusing, though I have to admit it's gotten pretty stale.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Ideologue on February 02, 2012, 08:22:25 PM
He ruins the moment.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Caliga on February 02, 2012, 08:26:23 PM
I tried that line once with Princesca.  She was: not amused.
Title: Re: Top 99 Women of 2012
Post by: Ideologue on February 02, 2012, 08:41:29 PM
 :lol:

The woman's a saint.