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Title: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: Martinus on January 10, 2012, 07:49:21 AM
So, for those of you who go to dance clubs and the like (yeah, I know, a small group in this collection of nerds and old people), how frequent/popular in your country/area is "door selection" at the clubs and bars and what does it entail?

By "door selection" I mean a bouncer at the door refusing to let some people in.

Here it ranges from a full blown "I don't like your face" faggotry, to the bouncers essentially keeping out people who look too drunk/aggressive/trouble, and I was wondering how that pans out in other places.
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 10, 2012, 08:02:31 AM
I wouldn't go to any night club that would let me in the door.
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: 11B4V on January 10, 2012, 08:04:18 AM
Quote from: Martinus on January 10, 2012, 07:49:21 AM
Here it ranges from a full blown "I don't like your face" faggotry, to the bouncers essentially keeping out people who look too drunk/aggressive/trouble, and I was wondering how that pans out in other places.

Exactly what they should be doing. The intrest of the club.
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: Sheilbh on January 10, 2012, 08:07:15 AM
I know there are clubs that won't let you in if you're not cool enough.  But I don't go to them.

But most clubs have bouncers that will, for example, keep out groups of lads clearly looking for trouble or the seriously drunk.  Not all bouncers actually do that, but I don't go to those clubs.
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: CountDeMoney on January 10, 2012, 08:26:59 AM
Marti's a fag, so the only door "selection" process he's worried about is how he can get into the bathroom stall.
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: Drakken on January 10, 2012, 08:29:16 AM
Here is Montreal even lower-class pubs, if it targets a certain young or "in" crowd, have doormen and a lineup at the door. It's now a standard, as the mere presence of such makes the place "in" for people to gather, and it's a neat way to at least control the entrance when it's already packed.

Never had a doorman stop me from entering for other reasons than to wait my turn, ever. That said, I've never had any problem befriending these guys, be it in a club, a bar, or the house goon at a strip joint. The most a doorman's ever done to me is search for weapons or drugs, and it was in a 14-18 club when I was a teen.
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: 11B4V on January 10, 2012, 08:57:14 AM
Quote from: Drakken on January 10, 2012, 08:29:16 AM
Here is Montreal even lower-class pubs, if it targets a certain young or "in" crowd, have doormen and a lineup at the door. It's now a standard, as the mere presence of such makes the place "in" for people to gather, and it's a neat way to at least control the entrance when it's already packed.

Never had a doorman stop me from entering for other reasons than to wait my turn, ever. That said, I've never had any problem befriending these guys, be it in a club, a bar, or the house goon at a strip joint. The most a doorman's ever done to me is search for weapons or drugs, and it was in a 14-18 club when I was a teen.

Noteriatey or Infamy is also good. When the head bouncer says, "Here comes trouble", which you reply, " You got that right" and lets you in. This is after tipping over their club golf cart in the parking lot during closing the weekend before. Or doulbe fisting double wild turkey and cokes, falling down and wiping out two tables in the process.

Ah, the memories.
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: Ed Anger on January 10, 2012, 08:59:27 AM
I tipped over porta potties.
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: mongers on January 10, 2012, 09:06:57 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on January 10, 2012, 08:57:14 AM
Quote from: Drakken on January 10, 2012, 08:29:16 AM
Here is Montreal even lower-class pubs, if it targets a certain young or "in" crowd, have doormen and a lineup at the door. It's now a standard, as the mere presence of such makes the place "in" for people to gather, and it's a neat way to at least control the entrance when it's already packed.

Never had a doorman stop me from entering for other reasons than to wait my turn, ever. That said, I've never had any problem befriending these guys, be it in a club, a bar, or the house goon at a strip joint. The most a doorman's ever done to me is search for weapons or drugs, and it was in a 14-18 club when I was a teen.

Noteriatey or Infamy is also good. When the head bouncer says, "Here comes trouble", which you reply, " You got that right" and lets you in. This is after tipping over their club golf cart in the parking lot during closing the weekend before. Or doulbe fisting double wild turkey and cokes, falling down and wiping out two tables in the process.

Ah, the memories.
:lol:

:cheers:
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: Martinus on January 10, 2012, 09:16:12 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on January 10, 2012, 08:57:14 AM

Noteriatey
WTF is that?
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: Josquius on January 10, 2012, 09:17:43 AM
Its been pretty rare that I've found it and often for the most retarded reasons. It pisses me off greatly.
The most particularly stupid and common one is that you have to wear black shoes- super well dressed and obviously wealthy with £1000 trainers is a no go but cheap £5 black shoes and looking like a slob is fine.

Also annoying was one particular club in Amsterdam (actually quite lame once I did get into it) which had an unofficial no foreigners policy.
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: 11B4V on January 10, 2012, 10:11:11 AM
Quote from: Martinus on January 10, 2012, 09:16:12 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on January 10, 2012, 08:57:14 AM

Noteriatey
WTF is that?

notoriety, my bad. Sound it out next time marty. ;)
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: HVC on January 10, 2012, 10:16:45 AM
Here they mostly make sure people meet the dress code and keep drunk people out. then there's the pat down people one you're past the door.
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: 11B4V on January 10, 2012, 10:32:49 AM
Quote from: HVC on January 10, 2012, 10:16:45 AM
Here they mostly make sure people meet the dress code and keep drunk people out. then there's the pat down people one you're past the door.

When I was stationed over in Germany, back when there was 250K US military, I didnt see much of a problem with that. Money I guess. There was this little place outside of Manheim(sound it out Marty) called the Mad Cafe. Happy hour was from 1800-2100 IIRC. You could get one shot with a mixer for a Mark. Myself and a buddy usually plopped down 20 marks each. We would order 20 shots of Ouzo and coke. One night I passed out in the store room and woke up at midnight. Dont know how I got there. A few open bags of pretzils and potato chips scattered everywhere. Went out and order another round. Paid the owner for the grub too. Another night my buddy punched the bathroom sink and shattered it. They never found out about that. Another night we started a huge brawl. Still never got kicked out.

One thing that impressed me about Germany (west), was you could be shit sloppy drunk, pass out in the bushes, and no one would bother you. Even in a big city. Here in the US, you'd get robbed, stabbed or so forth.
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: HVC on January 10, 2012, 10:38:08 AM
Drunks are gropey :P That and in this day and age if they walk out of the club and get run over the club gets sued by the family. So safer to keep them out. Besides, if they're already shit faced they're less likely to buy more alcohol. better to let the sober ones in so they can get drunk :lol:
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: Valmy on January 10, 2012, 10:41:49 AM
Quote from: Martinus on January 10, 2012, 07:49:21 AM
So, for those of you who go to dance clubs and the like (yeah, I know, a small group in this collection of nerds and old people), how frequent/popular in your country/area is "door selection" at the clubs and bars and what does it entail?

By "door selection" I mean a bouncer at the door refusing to let some people in.

Well...we have a gestapo that terrorizes bars and clubs throughout the state so they have them to at least keep out the under 18s and make sure the under 21s are properly marked so they do not accidentally serve them booze.  I presume they would also keep the obvious trouble makers out.  Every once in a while some place would be really hyped and popular and they would have a more LA style crowd selection.
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: DontSayBanana on January 10, 2012, 10:55:13 AM
I don't do clubs myself, but there's one around the corner from the girlfriend's place in Philly that's always good for some street theater.  Every Friday/Saturday night that we walk by there, there's this scene: two annoyed-looking bouncers trying to explain and about a dozen people looking annoyed at the line being held up by a girl who can't wrap her head around the difference between dressing up and dressing for a strip joint.
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: crazy canuck on January 10, 2012, 12:04:16 PM
You mean there are clubs that dont have some kind of entrance policy?  How long do those stay in business?
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: Grey Fox on January 10, 2012, 12:09:32 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on January 10, 2012, 12:04:16 PM
You mean there are clubs that dont have some kind of entrance policy?  How long do those stay in business?

It depends if they are ownedand run by organized crime or not.
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: dps on January 10, 2012, 06:27:20 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on January 10, 2012, 12:04:16 PM
You mean there are clubs that dont have some kind of entrance policy?  How long do those stay in business?

If they're just a blue-collar type bar, indefinately.
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: crazy canuck on January 10, 2012, 06:29:24 PM
Quote from: dps on January 10, 2012, 06:27:20 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on January 10, 2012, 12:04:16 PM
You mean there are clubs that dont have some kind of entrance policy?  How long do those stay in business?

If they're just a blue-collar type bar, indefinately.

That wouldnt qualify as a club.  that is a bar which of course probably has no standards.  Its a different client.
Title: Re: Door "selection" in dance clubs
Post by: Josquius on January 10, 2012, 06:58:29 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on January 10, 2012, 12:04:16 PM
You mean there are clubs that dont have some kind of entrance policy?  How long do those stay in business?
Most in Newcastle are like that, and they do fine; and before it is raised no, they're not all complete pits, some are pretty nice.