They would say that wouldn't they! :angry:
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/01/obama-mars/
QuoteWhite House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars
By Spencer Ackerman
Email Author
January 3, 2012 |
3:00 pm |
Categories: Tinfoil Tuesday
Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama's past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa.
That's the assertion, at least, of a pair of self-proclaimed time-traveling, universe-exploring government agents. Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings insist that they once served as "chrononauts" at Darpa's behest, traversing the boundaries of time and space. They swear: A youthful Barack Obama was one of them.
Perhaps this all sounds fantastical, absurd, and more than a little nuts. We couldn't agree more. That's one of the reasons we love conspiracy theories — the more awesomely insane, the better. Each week during 2012, when the Mayans tell us to expect the apocalypse, Danger Room will peel back a new layer of crazy to expose those oh-so-cleverly hidden machinations powering this doomed plane of existence. Welcome — back — to Tinfoil Tuesday.
According to Basiago and Stillings, Obama isn't just lying about his identity. He's lying about his military service record, too. While his political opponents in 2008 attacked him for never serving, in truth, he was concealing his participation in a hidden CIA intergalactic program hosted at a California community college in 1980.
Officially, the White House says Obama never went to Mars. "Only if you count watching Marvin the Martian," Tommy Vietor, the spokesman for the National Security Council, tells Danger Room. But that's exactly what a secret chrononaut wants you to believe.
Obama wasn't the only one making the otherworldly voyage. As "Barry Soetero," the 19-year-old Obama was one of 10 youths selected to secretly teleport to and from Mars, forming a band of interplanetary Teen Titans. Regina Dugan, the director of Darpa, was another member.
Between 1981 and 1983, Obama is supposed to have visited Mars twice, by way of a teleportation chamber called a "jump room." Basiago, a fellow chrononaut, told the website Exopolitics that he saw Obama "walk back to the jump room from across the Martian terrain." To acknowledge his comrade, Obama is said to have told Basiago, "We're here" — apparently, "with some sense of fatalism."
It is not known what exactly Obama did on Mars. (Socializing Martian health care, perhaps? Building a birth-certificate printing press?) His mission was a perilous one, according to Basiago and Stillings. The CIA wished to "establish a defense regime protecting the Earth from threats from space" as well as a legal claim to "territorial sovereignty," making Obama something of a Martian conquistador. Presumably, Obama's CIA handlers needed him to "acclimate Martian humanoids and animals to their presence" in order to secure the U.S.-Martian alliance. (We'll bet you weren't even aware of Martian animals.)
"Simply put, your task is to be seen and not eaten," an elder chrononaut, retired Army Maj. Ed Dames, is alleged to have told a young Obama.
You can scoff at the idea of Obama on Mars. But it explains a lot. Obviously the birth-certificate controversy is a side effect of Obama forgetting to sufficiently establish his fake identity as he learned to manipulate time and space. (Dugan has a demonstrated record of supporting space travel; the "jump room" must be broken.) And who else but a man accustomed to keeping the country's most explosive secret would be comfortable waging so many undeclared wars? Ignore Basiago and Stillings at your own peril. If Obama's reelected, the U.S. is finally colonizing Mars.
This means that Obama really went to Triton. This is a government job to make conspiracy truthers look like idiots.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on January 04, 2012, 09:45:21 PM
This means that Obama really went to Triton. This is a government job to make conspiracy truthers look like idiots.
Why Triton?
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 04, 2012, 09:39:22 PM
If Obama's reelected, the U.S. is finally colonizing Mars.
I assume he's got your vote then.
No blood for turbinium.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fc%2Fcf%2FMarsSaga-boxart.jpg&hash=2cefbd261ea282b54e6fc0affad039cc3f9d2c44)
:cool:
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 05, 2012, 02:36:23 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on January 04, 2012, 09:45:21 PM
This means that Obama really went to Triton. This is a government job to make conspiracy truthers look like idiots.
Why Triton?
If you have to ask you don't have the UltraViolet clearance needed to know.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 04, 2012, 09:39:22 PM
They would say that wouldn't they! :angry:
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/01/obama-mars/
QuoteWhite House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars
By Spencer Ackerman
Email Author
January 3, 2012 |
3:00 pm |
Categories: Tinfoil Tuesday
Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama's past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa.
That's the assertion, at least, of a pair of self-proclaimed time-traveling, universe-exploring government agents. Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings insist that they once served as "chrononauts" at Darpa's behest, traversing the boundaries of time and space. They swear: A youthful Barack Obama was one of them.
Perhaps this all sounds fantastical, absurd, and more than a little nuts. We couldn't agree more. That's one of the reasons we love conspiracy theories — the more awesomely insane, the better. Each week during 2012, when the Mayans tell us to expect the apocalypse, Danger Room will peel back a new layer of crazy to expose those oh-so-cleverly hidden machinations powering this doomed plane of existence. Welcome — back — to Tinfoil Tuesday.
According to Basiago and Stillings, Obama isn't just lying about his identity. He's lying about his military service record, too. While his political opponents in 2008 attacked him for never serving, in truth, he was concealing his participation in a hidden CIA intergalactic program hosted at a California community college in 1980.
Officially, the White House says Obama never went to Mars. "Only if you count watching Marvin the Martian," Tommy Vietor, the spokesman for the National Security Council, tells Danger Room. But that's exactly what a secret chrononaut wants you to believe.
Obama wasn't the only one making the otherworldly voyage. As "Barry Soetero," the 19-year-old Obama was one of 10 youths selected to secretly teleport to and from Mars, forming a band of interplanetary Teen Titans. Regina Dugan, the director of Darpa, was another member.
Between 1981 and 1983, Obama is supposed to have visited Mars twice, by way of a teleportation chamber called a "jump room." Basiago, a fellow chrononaut, told the website Exopolitics that he saw Obama "walk back to the jump room from across the Martian terrain." To acknowledge his comrade, Obama is said to have told Basiago, "We're here" — apparently, "with some sense of fatalism."
It is not known what exactly Obama did on Mars. (Socializing Martian health care, perhaps? Building a birth-certificate printing press?) His mission was a perilous one, according to Basiago and Stillings. The CIA wished to "establish a defense regime protecting the Earth from threats from space" as well as a legal claim to "territorial sovereignty," making Obama something of a Martian conquistador. Presumably, Obama's CIA handlers needed him to "acclimate Martian humanoids and animals to their presence" in order to secure the U.S.-Martian alliance. (We'll bet you weren't even aware of Martian animals.)
"Simply put, your task is to be seen and not eaten," an elder chrononaut, retired Army Maj. Ed Dames, is alleged to have told a young Obama.
You can scoff at the idea of Obama on Mars. But it explains a lot. Obviously the birth-certificate controversy is a side effect of Obama forgetting to sufficiently establish his fake identity as he learned to manipulate time and space. (Dugan has a demonstrated record of supporting space travel; the "jump room" must be broken.) And who else but a man accustomed to keeping the country's most explosive secret would be comfortable waging so many undeclared wars? Ignore Basiago and Stillings at your own peril. If Obama's reelected, the U.S. is finally colonizing Mars.
OK, Mart.
So that's why Newt wants to go to Mars.. makes sense now...
Going to Mars isn't intergalactic.
Quote from: Caliga on January 05, 2012, 07:38:17 AM
(http://mars%20saga)
:cool:
That game was HARD AS HELL.
That's the assertion, at least, of a pair of self-proclaimed time-traveling, universe-exploring government agents. Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings insist that they once served as "chrononauts" at Darpa's behest, traversing the boundaries of time and space. They swear: A youthful Barack Obama was one of them.
Lol, these guys sound great. I just have to check out their website!!
Obama, unsung hero of the Spice Wars.
I saw that one of the guys is a lawyer. How hard is it to become a lawyer? I'm beginning to think it's much easier then I thought. Maybe I should try for it. If this guy, Ide, Fred Phelps, Marty, and Jack Thompson can all become lawyers maybe I have a decent chance.
Quote from: Razgovory on January 05, 2012, 02:05:29 PM
I saw that one of the guys is a lawyer. How hard is it to become a lawyer? I'm beginning to think it's much easier then I thought. Maybe I should try for it. If this guy, Ide, Fred Phelps, Marty, and Jack Thompson can all become lawyers maybe I have a decent chance.
Ide's not a lawyer. Dunno about the other 3.
Okay, Ide got through law school.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 05, 2012, 02:08:41 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 05, 2012, 02:05:29 PM
I saw that one of the guys is a lawyer. How hard is it to become a lawyer? I'm beginning to think it's much easier then I thought. Maybe I should try for it. If this guy, Ide, Fred Phelps, Marty, and Jack Thompson can all become lawyers maybe I have a decent chance.
Ide's not a lawyer. Dunno about the other 3.
Fred Phelps and Jack Thompson were both disbarred, so they were lawyers at some point.
And didn't John F. Kennedy Jr. become a lawyer? The one that flew a plane into the ocean?
Quote from: Razgovory on January 05, 2012, 04:13:53 PM
And didn't John F. Kennedy Jr. become a lawyer? The one that flew a plane into the ocean?
He ran a magazine business into the ocean before he ran his plane into it.
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on January 05, 2012, 04:28:28 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 05, 2012, 04:13:53 PM
And didn't John F. Kennedy Jr. become a lawyer? The one that flew a plane into the ocean?
He ran a magazine business into the ocean before he ran his plane into it.
No, you are mixing them up. He ran his magazine into the ground. If he his magazine had been driven into the ocean it might still be afloat. Conversely if he tried landing his plane on the ground rather then the sea he might have lived longer.
Quote from: Razgovory on January 05, 2012, 06:12:33 PM
No, you are mixing them up. He ran his magazine into the ground. If he his magazine had been driven into the ocean it might still be afloat. Conversely if he tried landing his plane on the ground rather then the sea he might have lived longer.
:lol:
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 05, 2012, 12:11:14 PM
That game was HARD AS HELL.
Did you ever beat it? I didn't. If you read the wiki article on it it talks about the game being rushed and basically unfinished, which partly explains why.
Quote from: Caliga on January 05, 2012, 07:43:43 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 05, 2012, 12:11:14 PM
That game was HARD AS HELL.
Did you ever beat it? I didn't. If you read the wiki article on it it talks about the game being rushed and basically unfinished, which partly explains why.
Not that I remember. I remember getting all sorts of nifty toys, yet half my people would get railgunned next battle.
I remember thinking "This game is ok, but it's no Wasteland."
Quote from: Caliga on January 05, 2012, 07:47:35 PM
I remember thinking "This game is ok, but it's no Wasteland."
There is supposed to be a Wasteland port to iOS coming 'soon'.