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Title: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Caliga on April 29, 2009, 07:43:45 AM
:x I liked the original models from the 80s better.

QuoteGibson, girlfriend go public
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Mel Gibson (left) and Oksana Grigorieva (extreme left) attended the X-Men Origins: Wolverine premiere in Los Angeles. -- PHOTO: AP

LOS ANGELES - ACTOR Mel Gibson has made his first public appearance with his supposed new girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, said reports on Wednesday.
The couple attended the X-Men Origins: Wolverine premiere in Los Angeles reported news.com.au.

Ms Grigorieva is a 39-year-old singer signed to Gibson's record label, Icon.

She has a child with her former partner, Welsh actor and James Bond star, Timothy Dalton.

Mr Gibson's wife Robyn filed for divorce on April 13, saying they had been secretly separated since August 2006, weeks after the star's very public arrest for drink-driving.

According to reports, Mr Gibson stands to lose half of his estimated $1 billion fortune in the divorce.

He met his wife, a dental nurse, in Adelaide in the late 1970s, soon after filming the first instalment of Mad Max. The have been married for 28 years and have seven children together.

Mr Gibson, 53, has won two Oscars - best picture and best director - for his film Braveheart and directed and produced controversial film The Passion of the Christ.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: KRonn on April 29, 2009, 07:48:33 AM
Oh man, another rich older guy, actor, and a young wannabee gold digger. And Gibson gave up a long term marriage and children for it. I don't know - his choice, and it happens all the time in Hollow-wood circles.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Caliga on April 29, 2009, 07:49:27 AM
In case you didn't realize it before, Gibson is insane.  :)
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: DisturbedPervert on April 29, 2009, 07:53:34 AM
39 isn't exactly young, and he's only 53.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Ed Anger on April 29, 2009, 07:54:45 AM
QuoteMs Grigorieva is a 39-year-old

Should have went for somebody under 30. If you are going young, might as well get yourself some 20 year old ass.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: KRonn on April 29, 2009, 07:58:10 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 29, 2009, 07:49:27 AM
In case you didn't realize it before, Gibson is insane.  :)
Yeah, I saw him in Braveheart, and Road Warrior. He had to be crazy to be like those guys!
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Grey Fox on April 29, 2009, 08:08:50 AM
Mel's cool.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Berkut on April 29, 2009, 08:11:09 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 29, 2009, 07:54:45 AM
QuoteMs Grigorieva is a 39-year-old

Should have went for somebody under 30. If you are going young, might as well get yourself some 20 year old ass.

No shit.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Malthus on April 29, 2009, 08:30:47 AM
Seven kids and a 28 year marriage?

Ol' Mel is gonna get taken to the cleaners in the divorce. The scream when he gets the bill is going to rival that of Wallace at the end of Braveheart.  :lol:
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Berkut on April 29, 2009, 08:33:48 AM
I dunno, if he has half a brain, he probably knows that half a billion dollars is pretty identical to a billion dollars when it comes to a personal fortune.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Malthus on April 29, 2009, 08:35:48 AM
Quote from: Berkut on April 29, 2009, 08:33:48 AM
I dunno, if he has half a brain, he probably knows that half a billion dollars is pretty identical to a billion dollars when it comes to a personal fortune.

But he was saving up for that small African country to rule as a god-king.  :(

Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: PDH on April 29, 2009, 08:42:34 AM
Quote from: Berkut on April 29, 2009, 08:33:48 AM
I dunno, if he has half a brain, he probably knows that half a billion dollars is pretty identical to a billion dollars when it comes to a personal fortune.
True, that kind of money buys off a lot of calling female cops "Sugar Tits"
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Delirium on April 29, 2009, 09:03:08 AM
But if she's supposedly the "new" girlfriend, and they separated in 2006, it's unlikely she's the reason for the divorce.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Siege on April 29, 2009, 10:50:00 PM
I'm disappointed.

He should have gone for Miley Cyrus or Emily Osment.

Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 30, 2009, 12:07:05 AM
 I wonder what her original face looked like.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Phillip V on April 30, 2009, 12:51:48 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 29, 2009, 07:54:45 AM
Should have went for somebody under 30. If you are going young, might as well get yourself some 20 year old ass.
Perhaps he is pursuing a real relationship.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 30, 2009, 06:19:41 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 30, 2009, 12:07:05 AM
I wonder what her original face looked like.
No kidding. Looks like she's been down the cologen highway more than once.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Ed Anger on April 30, 2009, 06:26:07 AM
Quote from: Phillip V on April 30, 2009, 12:51:48 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 29, 2009, 07:54:45 AM
Should have went for somebody under 30. If you are going young, might as well get yourself some 20 year old ass.
Perhaps he is pursuing a real relationship.

You can have a real relationship with 20 year old ass.

You just don't want us old people stealing your wimmin.  :mad:
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Caliga on April 30, 2009, 06:52:04 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on April 30, 2009, 06:19:41 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 30, 2009, 12:07:05 AM
I wonder what her original face looked like.
No kidding. Looks like she's been down the cologen highway more than once.

That's why I made the robot joke.  She looks plastic.

The sad thing is most of the time, these women looked MUCH better (if maybe not 'perfect') before the surgery.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 30, 2009, 07:03:37 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 30, 2009, 06:52:04 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on April 30, 2009, 06:19:41 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 30, 2009, 12:07:05 AM
I wonder what her original face looked like.
No kidding. Looks like she's been down the cologen highway more than once.

That's why I made the robot joke.  She looks plastic.

The sad thing is most of the time, these women looked MUCH better (if maybe not 'perfect') before the surgery.
True. I know feminists blame men for these women freaking out and and mutilating themselves as they get older, but damn.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Caliga on April 30, 2009, 07:09:22 AM
Well, I believe that in the case of trophy wives, they know that every decade or so their rich husband is gonna want a younger woman, so I guess I understand their (almost always unsuccessful) attempts to look 'younger'.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Neil on April 30, 2009, 07:17:44 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 29, 2009, 10:50:00 PM
I'm disappointed.

He should have gone for Miley Cyrus or Emily Osment.
Yuck.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Slargos on April 30, 2009, 07:58:00 AM
Good for him.

Let's hope he remembers his prenup this time.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Malthus on April 30, 2009, 08:03:19 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 30, 2009, 07:58:00 AM
Good for him.

Let's hope he remembers his prenup this time.

Speaking as a lawyer but not a family law specialist - in my opinion, no prenup in the world is going to help you after a 28 year marriage with 7 children.  :lol:

"But it says right here in the contract that she gets nothing ... " :contract:

[Judge's reaction, shorn of legal jargon] :yeahright: :thumbsdown: :bash:
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Slargos on April 30, 2009, 08:56:43 AM
Quote from: Malthus on April 30, 2009, 08:03:19 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 30, 2009, 07:58:00 AM
Good for him.

Let's hope he remembers his prenup this time.

Speaking as a lawyer but not a family law specialist - in my opinion, no prenup in the world is going to help you after a 28 year marriage with 7 children.  :lol:

"But it says right here in the contract that she gets nothing ... " :contract:

[Judge's reaction, shorn of legal jargon] :yeahright: :thumbsdown: :bash:

I assume he won't be in a 28 year marriage with 7 children this time.  :P
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Malthus on April 30, 2009, 09:04:52 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 30, 2009, 08:56:43 AM

I assume he won't be in a 28 year marriage with 7 children this time.  :P

Shoulda gone for the 20 year old.  :D
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: syk on April 30, 2009, 10:25:31 AM
Is Mel Gibson a fan of Cher maybe?
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Caliga on April 30, 2009, 01:34:59 PM
Quote from: syk on April 30, 2009, 10:25:31 AM
Is Mel Gibson a fan of Cher maybe?

:lol: It would seem so.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: merithyn on May 02, 2009, 09:53:29 AM
Quote from: Delirium on April 29, 2009, 09:03:08 AM
But if she's supposedly the "new" girlfriend, and they separated in 2006, it's unlikely she's the reason for the divorce.

This.

The reason for the divorce is the multiple other women that came before this one. And the drinking. And the fact that he's a misogynistic prick. And I bet he never put his dirty socks in the hamper, too. The bastard.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: merithyn on May 02, 2009, 09:55:07 AM
This was her in 1997:

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Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Sophie Scholl on May 02, 2009, 12:28:59 PM
 :x  That makes the first shot even worse.  Before seeing that she used to be an unmaimed, plastic surgery free, attractive woman, I merely thought she was just unattractive.  Now... now I'm just disgusted at what happened to her.  Ugh.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Ed Anger on May 02, 2009, 01:31:57 PM
Quote from: merithyn on May 02, 2009, 09:53:29 AM
And the fact that he's a misogynistic prick. And I bet he never put his dirty socks in the hamper, too. The bastard.

This is her job.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: merithyn on May 02, 2009, 06:23:24 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 02, 2009, 01:31:57 PM
Quote from: merithyn on May 02, 2009, 09:53:29 AM
And the fact that he's a misogynistic prick. And I bet he never put his dirty socks in the hamper, too. The bastard.

This is her job.

Keep it up and you'll be losing half a bil to your chika too
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Ed Anger on May 02, 2009, 07:40:29 PM
Quote from: merithyn on May 02, 2009, 06:23:24 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 02, 2009, 01:31:57 PM
Quote from: merithyn on May 02, 2009, 09:53:29 AM
And the fact that he's a misogynistic prick. And I bet he never put his dirty socks in the hamper, too. The bastard.

This is her job.

Keep it up and you'll be losing half a bil to your chika too

50 trillion Zimbabwe dollars? Okay.

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Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: jimmy olsen on May 02, 2009, 08:35:01 PM
Ugh...she's hideous.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Siege on May 02, 2009, 10:42:19 PM
Ugly woman for an ugly man.

Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Ancient Demon on May 02, 2009, 11:45:56 PM
I don't get it. How is she hideous?
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Syt on May 02, 2009, 11:53:36 PM
Looks good on the old pic, has somehow skeletified in new pic.
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on May 03, 2009, 02:39:11 AM
Is she working as a mannequin?
Title: Re: Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot
Post by: Siege on May 03, 2009, 12:08:57 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on May 03, 2009, 02:39:11 AM
Is she working as a mannequin?

You are a mannequin!