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Title: Skinhead gets owned by victim
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 13, 2011, 06:32:49 PM
Moron :nelson:

http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2011/12/13/skinhead-knocked-out-by-victim-apparently-didnt-see-spokane-boxing-club-champion-written-on-his-shirt/

QuoteSkinhead knocked out by victim apparently didn't see 'Spokane Boxing Club Champion' written on his shirt
Rick Chandler
Dec 13, 2011, 3:08 PM EST
Leave a comment I've always said it: before picking a fight with someone, read the whole shirt. Daren Abbey didn't and as a result he's in a world of hurt. According to police, Abbey threatened to stab a man, Marlon L. Baker, who is black, in a Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, bar. Abbey also told Baker that "blacks were not welcome in Bayview," according to police. Baker tried to leave to avoid a fight, but Abbey followed him, and allegedly poked him in the chest.

But Abbey, a self-proclaimed skinhead who sports several neo-Nazi tatoos, got knocked out with one punch by the black man during the July 3 incident. Abbey later told officials that he felt he had been "hit by a brick." Abbey apparently was unaware of the writing on the back of the black man's T-shirt: "Spokane Boxing Club Champion."

Abbey was charged with felony malicious harassment (Idaho's hate-crime law) and battery. He was released, but will need to return to court on March 9 for sentencing.
In addition, Abbey received facial fractures and had to spend a night in the amusingly named Kootenai County jail.

The best part:

When sheriff's investigators talked with Abbey at the scene, after he woke up, Abbey said he told Baker that if Baker "behaved" himself around the whites everything would be "cool" and he would be allowed to stay in Bayview.

When Abbey was told he was being arrested, Abbey said, "What, you're arresting the white man?"
Title: Re: Skinhead gets owned by victim
Post by: grumbler on December 13, 2011, 06:41:27 PM
Thanks. This story warms the heart of my cockles.
Title: Re: Skinhead gets owned by victim
Post by: fhdz on December 13, 2011, 06:43:39 PM
Quote from: grumbler on December 13, 2011, 06:41:27 PM
Thanks. This story warms the heart of my cockles.

"Oh GREAT. That's just what we need...hot cockles."
Title: Re: Skinhead gets owned by victim
Post by: Jacob on December 13, 2011, 06:45:08 PM
I thought you loved hot cockles, fahdiz?
Title: Re: Skinhead gets owned by victim
Post by: fhdz on December 13, 2011, 06:51:04 PM
Quote from: Jacob on December 13, 2011, 06:45:08 PM
I thought you loved hot cockles, fahdiz?

:D
Title: Re: Skinhead gets owned by victim
Post by: Josquius on December 13, 2011, 07:03:40 PM
How odd, the racist was the one who got all the charges against him? Sounds like he provoked the black guy and the black guy was the only one to actually hit him. This really does sound like one of those occasions where the dick would get off and the 'victim' on account of winning would be charged.

But amusing.
Title: Re: Skinhead gets owned by victim
Post by: dps on December 13, 2011, 07:15:40 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 13, 2011, 07:03:40 PM
How odd, the racist was the one who got all the charges against him? Sounds like he provoked the black guy and the black guy was the only one to actually hit him. This really does sound like one of those occasions where the dick would get off and the 'victim' on account of winning would be charged.

But amusing.

Believe it or not, but the American criminal justice system actually does work sometimes.
Title: Re: Skinhead gets owned by victim
Post by: JonasSalk on December 13, 2011, 07:31:52 PM
Why is Marty poking black men in Idaho?
Title: Re: Skinhead gets owned by victim
Post by: DGuller on December 13, 2011, 08:23:59 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 13, 2011, 07:03:40 PM
How odd, the racist was the one who got all the charges against him? Sounds like he provoked the black guy and the black guy was the only one to actually hit him. This really does sound like one of those occasions where the dick would get off and the 'victim' on account of winning would be charged.

But amusing.
Poking the guy is battery, if I learned today's exam material correctly.
Title: Re: Skinhead gets owned by victim
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 13, 2011, 08:27:17 PM
Quote from: JonasSalk on December 13, 2011, 07:31:52 PM
Why is Marty poking black men in Idaho?

Marty isn't into anal, or black guys.
Title: Re: Skinhead gets owned by victim
Post by: Razgovory on December 13, 2011, 08:49:58 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 13, 2011, 07:03:40 PM
How odd, the racist was the one who got all the charges against him? Sounds like he provoked the black guy and the black guy was the only one to actually hit him. This really does sound like one of those occasions where the dick would get off and the 'victim' on account of winning would be charged.

But amusing.

Well threatening someone with a knife is usually a crime, and I think the boxer had just cause to fear for his safety.