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Title: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: Alatriste on April 29, 2009, 06:59:16 AM
More than a bit terrifying... I hope the thing is no longer in service but I can't read Russian!

http://community.livejournal.com/ru_submarine/17486.html
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: Neil on April 29, 2009, 07:49:01 AM
They're all being scrapped.
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: Razgovory on April 29, 2009, 08:27:46 AM
I don't think any are in service anymore.
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: Grey Fox on April 29, 2009, 08:59:57 AM
Not a lot of plastic in a Soviet Submarine.
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: Berkut on April 29, 2009, 09:01:34 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 29, 2009, 08:59:57 AM
Not a lot of plastic in a Soviet Submarine.

They do apparently have plenty of rust though.
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: Alatriste on April 30, 2009, 01:20:27 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 29, 2009, 08:59:57 AM
Not a lot of plastic in a Soviet Submarine.

You noticed... I visited the country in 1989 and that was one of the things that surprised me, no plastic in sight anywhere: even soda vending machines used glass cups! That and the complete absence of electronics made one feel like a time traveller back in 1950.

@Neil, Raz
A quick search shows at least 'Dmitri Donskoi' is supposedly still in service, probably as a test bed for the new Bulava ICBM. The two Typhoon in the photos could be 'Severstal' and 'Arkhangelsk', listed as "in reserve awaiting possible modernization"...
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: Neil on April 30, 2009, 07:11:13 AM
Quote from: Alatriste on April 30, 2009, 01:20:27 AM
The two Typhoon in the photos could be 'Severstal' and 'Arkhangelsk', listed as "in reserve awaiting possible modernization"...
And with fossil fuel prices down, they'll be scrapped in short order as the Russian economy collapses.
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: The Brain on April 30, 2009, 09:06:30 AM
Their armor is way superior to anything the US has.
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: MadImmortalMan on April 30, 2009, 01:10:20 PM
Wow. That's pretty sad.
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: derspiess on April 30, 2009, 01:42:08 PM
Quote from: Alatriste on April 30, 2009, 01:20:27 AM
even soda vending machines used glass cups!

I remember seeing a documentary or news report in the 80s in which one of those machines was demonstrated.  There was just one glass that everyone had to drink from (not sure how they kept people from stealing the glass).  Before your soda came out, a brief squirt of warm water supposedly 'cleaned' the glass.  NO THANKS.
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: Caliga on April 30, 2009, 02:29:55 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 30, 2009, 01:42:08 PM
I remember seeing a documentary or news report in the 80s in which one of those machines was demonstrated.  There was just one glass that everyone had to drink from (not sure how they kept people from stealing the glass).  Before your soda came out, a brief squirt of warm water supposedly 'cleaned' the glass.  NO THANKS.

Ever read the story about how Dracula kept people from stealing the golden goblet that was used to draw well water?
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: The Brain on April 30, 2009, 02:35:41 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 30, 2009, 02:29:55 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 30, 2009, 01:42:08 PM
I remember seeing a documentary or news report in the 80s in which one of those machines was demonstrated.  There was just one glass that everyone had to drink from (not sure how they kept people from stealing the glass).  Before your soda came out, a brief squirt of warm water supposedly 'cleaned' the glass.  NO THANKS.

Ever read the story about how Dracula kept people from stealing the golden goblet that was used to draw well water?

He jacked off in it? :x
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on April 30, 2009, 03:07:35 PM
Quote from: Alatriste on April 30, 2009, 01:20:27 AM"in reserve awaiting possible modernization"...

Russian Navy code for "sank at the pier, repaint upon raising for possible sale" ?
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: DGuller on April 30, 2009, 03:11:07 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 30, 2009, 01:42:08 PM
Quote from: Alatriste on April 30, 2009, 01:20:27 AM
even soda vending machines used glass cups!

I remember seeing a documentary or news report in the 80s in which one of those machines was demonstrated.  There was just one glass that everyone had to drink from (not sure how they kept people from stealing the glass).  Before your soda came out, a brief squirt of warm water supposedly 'cleaned' the glass.  NO THANKS.
I can confirm this.  Apparently Soviets lagged behind 14th century Europe when it came to understanding the nature of infectuous diseases.
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: KRonn on April 30, 2009, 03:19:52 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 30, 2009, 01:42:08 PM
Quote from: Alatriste on April 30, 2009, 01:20:27 AM
even soda vending machines used glass cups!

I remember seeing a documentary or news report in the 80s in which one of those machines was demonstrated.  There was just one glass that everyone had to drink from (not sure how they kept people from stealing the glass).  Before your soda came out, a brief squirt of warm water supposedly 'cleaned' the glass.  NO THANKS.

NO... WAY.... This can't be true.    :huh:



I'm sure it was a squirt of vodka that cleaned the glass, not a squirt of water...    :cool:
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: Neil on April 30, 2009, 04:13:26 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 30, 2009, 03:11:07 PM
I can confirm this.  Apparently Soviets lagged behind 14th century Europe when it came to understanding the nature of infectuous diseases.
Well, the Russian understanding of biology is way behind that of the civilized world.
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: DGuller on April 30, 2009, 04:32:00 PM
Here's a typical Soviet soda vending machine as I remember them from my childhood:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.deadprogrammer.com%2Fphotos%2Fsoviet-soda-machine-2.jpg&hash=a11899a72332079da0681d2758cb1090f4fc686f)
:mmm:
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: The Brain on April 30, 2009, 04:34:53 PM
I remember when I was in the Soviet Union they sold some soft drink in brown bottles all over the place. Wasn't bad but it didn't have a very strong taste.
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: Ed Anger on April 30, 2009, 05:08:31 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 30, 2009, 04:32:00 PM
Here's a typical Soviet soda vending machine as I remember them from my childhood:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.deadprogrammer.com%2Fphotos%2Fsoviet-soda-machine-2.jpg&hash=a11899a72332079da0681d2758cb1090f4fc686f)
:mmm:

In Soviet Russia, the machine dispenses with you.
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: Siege on April 30, 2009, 08:02:43 PM
Mindblowing.

Nothing like seing the rotten remains of the enemy's war machine.

Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: Josquius on May 01, 2009, 02:03:43 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 30, 2009, 04:13:26 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 30, 2009, 03:11:07 PM
I can confirm this.  Apparently Soviets lagged behind 14th century Europe when it came to understanding the nature of infectuous diseases.
Well, the Russian understanding of biology is way behind that of the civilized world.

Wasn't (some aspects of) medical science one of the few areas where the soviets were doing better?
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: Savonarola on May 01, 2009, 02:15:33 PM
Quote from: Tyr on May 01, 2009, 02:03:43 PM
Wasn't (some aspects of) medical science one of the few areas where the soviets were doing better?

I can't speak on medical science specifically; but in many areas of theoretical knowledge the Soviets led the western world.  Taking that knowledge from the lab to the real world was their problem.  For instance they were far ahead of us in telecommunication engineering theory; yet the telephone system they constructed was far inferior to the one that existed in the United States.
Title: Re: Typhoon submarine photo gallery
Post by: Neil on May 01, 2009, 02:31:45 PM
Quote from: Tyr on May 01, 2009, 02:03:43 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 30, 2009, 04:13:26 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 30, 2009, 03:11:07 PM
I can confirm this.  Apparently Soviets lagged behind 14th century Europe when it came to understanding the nature of infectuous diseases.
Well, the Russian understanding of biology is way behind that of the civilized world.

Wasn't (some aspects of) medical science one of the few areas where the soviets were doing better?
Possibly.  However, their attempt to introduce dialectical materialism to genetics ensured that they were a generation or so behind the West in that particular area.