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Title: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 08:27:41 PM
Hello all,

I am trying to bring in some fresh blood to the site via FB and recruiting some of my new Mormon friends.

Please be nice to them in the way only you of Languish know how. *cough cough*

Thanks,

J.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 06, 2011, 08:48:52 PM
This is bound to turn out well.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on December 06, 2011, 08:49:34 PM
Quiet you.  Someone had to bring new people here.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Ed Anger on December 06, 2011, 08:49:51 PM
Will they merge with lettow so that their progeny can liberate the south from space?
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Grey Fox on December 06, 2011, 08:50:41 PM
Tell them to make sure they don't have russian or chinese IPs.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 06, 2011, 08:55:47 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on December 06, 2011, 08:49:34 PM
Quiet you.  Someone had to bring new people here.

No one here is more welcoming of newbs than I am.  Ask anyone.  I'm merely predicting that any Mormons will catch a ton of grief.

BTW Jaronimo, you ever going to fill us in on the new doings in your life?
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Ed Anger on December 06, 2011, 08:58:27 PM
BYU football sucks*.

*Exception: JIM MCMAHON
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Razgovory on December 06, 2011, 08:59:56 PM
Jaron is either trolling us or a sadist.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 09:17:28 PM
Sure.

I got frustrated with my lack of opportunity in California, so I moved away in April of this year.

I moved to Provo, Utah. I've made a ton of friends and worked my way up to middle management in a Provo based software company. I've fended off several attempts to convert me to the LDS church, but all in all its been a good experience. I've gotten to experience a lot of things I've wanted to try for a long time: Living on my own, snow, trying my luck in a new city. I've met some interesting people out here, and its nice to stand out in some way being from out of state and so different than so many people here. I find they're a breath of fresh air to me and I to them.

I am still not making as much money as I'd like to be but what I earn goes a lot farther in Utah than it did in California.

All in all, I'm pretty happy with myself right now.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Ed Anger on December 06, 2011, 09:20:55 PM
Quote from: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 09:17:28 PM
Sure.

I got frustrated with my lack of opportunity in California, so I moved away in April of this year.

I moved to Provo, Utah. I've made a ton of friends and worked my way up to middle management in a Provo based software company. I've fended off several attempts to convert me to the LDS church, but all in all its been a good experience. I've gotten to experience a lot of things I've wanted to try for a long time: Living on my own, snow, trying my luck in a new city. I've met some interesting people out here, and its nice to stand out in some way being from out of state and so different than so many people here. I find they're a breath of fresh air to me and I to them.

I am still not making as much money as I'd like to be but what I earn goes a lot farther in Utah than it did in California.

All in all, I'm pretty happy with myself right now.

:)
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: mongers on December 06, 2011, 09:22:50 PM
Quote from: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 09:17:28 PM
Sure.

I got frustrated with my lack of opportunity in California, so I moved away in April of this year.

I moved to Provo, Utah. I've made a ton of friends and worked my way up to middle management in a Provo based software company. I've fended off several attempts to convert me to the LDS church, but all in all its been a good experience. I've gotten to experience a lot of things I've wanted to try for a long time: Living on my own, snow, trying my luck in a new city. I've met some interesting people out here, and its nice to stand out in some way being from out of state and so different than so many people here. I find they're a breath of fresh air to me and I to them.

I am still not making as much money as I'd like to be but what I earn goes a lot farther in Utah than it did in California.

All in all, I'm pretty happy with myself right now.

Congrats Jaron. :cheers:
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 09:45:19 PM
Thank you, my friends. :)
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Neil on December 06, 2011, 09:48:34 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 06, 2011, 08:58:27 PM
BYU football sucks*.

*Exception: JIM MCMAHON
And Brian Billick.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Monoriu on December 06, 2011, 10:57:11 PM
I for one welcome this initiative.  I pray that the new guys, if any decide to check this place out, will co-exist peacefully with the rest of us  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 06, 2011, 11:05:47 PM
Quote from: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 09:17:28 PM
and its nice to stand out in some way being from out of state and so different than so many people here. I find they're a breath of fresh air to me and I to them.

I'm sure it is.  Just ask any black person.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 11:07:37 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 06, 2011, 11:05:47 PM
Quote from: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 09:17:28 PM
and its nice to stand out in some way being from out of state and so different than so many people here. I find they're a breath of fresh air to me and I to them.

I'm sure it is.  Just ask any black person.

What's it like, negro?
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 06, 2011, 11:17:11 PM
Quote from: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 11:07:37 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 06, 2011, 11:05:47 PM
Quote from: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 09:17:28 PM
and its nice to stand out in some way being from out of state and so different than so many people here. I find they're a breath of fresh air to me and I to them.

I'm sure it is.  Just ask any black person.

What's it like, negro?

The burden is burdensome.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 11:35:47 PM
Everyone here assumes I'm a native american. Its kinda fun to be in a racist state when all the stuff thrown your way doesn't really apply. :P
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 06, 2011, 11:37:27 PM
Don't worry, they're try to send your Mexican ass back to Africa soon enough.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 11:40:54 PM
Mormon girls won't touch anyone who hasn't gone on a mission, so that might just work to my benefit. :P
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 06, 2011, 11:43:05 PM
Quote from: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 11:40:54 PM
Mormon girls won't touch anyone who hasn't gone on a mission, so that might just work to my benefit. :P

Dude, so hit the "I did my missionary work in Bakersfield" angle.  I mean, that's like going to help lepers in Calcutta.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 06, 2011, 11:45:03 PM
Quote from: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 11:35:47 PM
Everyone here assumes I'm a native american. Its kinda fun to be in a racist state when all the stuff thrown your way doesn't really apply. :P

You kinda are.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 11:46:59 PM
True, but not in the sense they think. I don't have any tribal affiliation or knowledge of native customs/foods.

Someone brought me chia seeds today and once when someone made me mad and I sorta sulked off they referred to the aisle I stomped down as the "Trail of Tears" for an entire week. <_<
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: sbr on December 06, 2011, 11:48:50 PM
Quote from: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 11:46:59 PM
Someone brought me chia seeds today and once when someone made me mad and I sorta sulked off they referred to the aisle I stomped down as the "Trail of Tears" for an entire week. <_<

:D

Glad to hear things are going well.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Jacob on December 07, 2011, 12:04:13 AM
Quote from: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 11:46:59 PM
True, but not in the sense they think. I don't have any tribal affiliation or knowledge of native customs/foods.

Someone brought me chia seeds today and once when someone made me mad and I sorta sulked off they referred to the aisle I stomped down as the "Trail of Tears" for an entire week. <_<

:lol:
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Barrister on December 07, 2011, 12:08:52 AM
Quote from: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 09:17:28 PM
Sure.

I got frustrated with my lack of opportunity in California, so I moved away in April of this year.

I moved to Provo, Utah. I've made a ton of friends and worked my way up to middle management in a Provo based software company. I've fended off several attempts to convert me to the LDS church, but all in all its been a good experience. I've gotten to experience a lot of things I've wanted to try for a long time: Living on my own, snow, trying my luck in a new city. I've met some interesting people out here, and its nice to stand out in some way being from out of state and so different than so many people here. I find they're a breath of fresh air to me and I to them.

I am still not making as much money as I'd like to be but what I earn goes a lot farther in Utah than it did in California.

All in all, I'm pretty happy with myself right now.

There's a lot to be said for heading off on one's own to a new state/province/territory.   :)
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: crazy canuck on December 07, 2011, 01:06:56 AM
We need to start a pool to guess how long it will take before Jaron has to move to another state.

I say 8 months.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Jaron on December 07, 2011, 01:09:26 AM
My lease is up at the end of July - at that point I'll have to consider what I want to do.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 07, 2011, 01:18:02 AM
Quote from: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 11:46:59 PM
True, but not in the sense they think. I don't have any tribal affiliation or knowledge of native customs/foods.

Someone brought me chia seeds today and once when someone made me mad and I sorta sulked off they referred to the aisle I stomped down as the "Trail of Tears" for an entire week. <_<
Read up on Aztec customs and then really play it up in conversation.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Tonitrus on December 07, 2011, 02:31:28 AM
You got a BA, right?

Join the Languish English-Teaching Asian Brigade.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: The Brain on December 07, 2011, 02:35:48 AM
We need more Mormans.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Jaron on December 07, 2011, 03:18:55 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on December 07, 2011, 02:31:28 AM
You got a BA, right?

Join the Languish English-Teaching Asian Brigade.

I could look into that next year. I am in a similar boat as Tim - I have a BA in History and a CA teaching credential but couldn't find work.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Caliga on December 07, 2011, 07:35:38 AM
Quote from: Jaron on December 06, 2011, 09:17:28 PM
Sure.

I got frustrated with my lack of opportunity in California, so I moved away in April of this year.

I moved to Provo, Utah. I've made a ton of friends and worked my way up to middle management in a Provo based software company. I've fended off several attempts to convert me to the LDS church, but all in all its been a good experience. I've gotten to experience a lot of things I've wanted to try for a long time: Living on my own, snow, trying my luck in a new city. I've met some interesting people out here, and its nice to stand out in some way being from out of state and so different than so many people here. I find they're a breath of fresh air to me and I to them.

I am still not making as much money as I'd like to be but what I earn goes a lot farther in Utah than it did in California.

All in all, I'm pretty happy with myself right now.
is she hott.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Grey Fox on December 07, 2011, 07:50:57 AM
She was not.

Sup J-dawg.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Caliga on December 07, 2011, 07:58:42 AM
"was"?
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Grey Fox on December 07, 2011, 07:59:16 AM
Quote from: Caliga on December 07, 2011, 07:58:42 AM
"was"?

He had a facebook break up a couple of weeks ago.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 07, 2011, 08:13:15 AM
A Facebook breakup?
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Grey Fox on December 07, 2011, 08:37:03 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 07, 2011, 08:13:15 AM
A Facebook breakup?

His Facebook status went from "in a relationship" to "single". I have not verified if that situation also happened in real life so therefore, it's a facebook breakup.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Ideologue on December 07, 2011, 09:00:51 AM
Nerds.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Martinus on December 07, 2011, 09:34:57 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 06, 2011, 08:59:56 PM
Jaron is either trolling us or a sadist.
Can't he be both?
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 07, 2011, 09:38:08 AM
Probably setting the stage for a sock puppet.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: HVC on December 07, 2011, 09:42:19 AM
Got a new job, pretended to convert, moved to a new state, AND still couldn't get laid? :console: :P

In all seriousness, glad things are moving along for ya Jaron :)
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: alfred russel on December 07, 2011, 12:46:11 PM
Maybe the mormons will overwhelm the forum and this will become a mormon forum. It will confuse Rocky Horror and Hamilcar if they stop by again someday.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: garbon on December 07, 2011, 12:50:38 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 07, 2011, 09:38:08 AM
Probably setting the stage for a sock puppet.

I have to admit that was my first thought. -_-
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 07, 2011, 12:55:32 PM
Is exodus the appropriate word to describe what Jaron is hoping to encourage? :nerd:
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: crazy canuck on December 07, 2011, 01:32:27 PM
Quote from: Jaron on December 07, 2011, 01:09:26 AM
My lease is up at the end of July - at that point I'll have to consider what I want to do.


Crap, I was just over.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Martinus on December 07, 2011, 01:46:16 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 07, 2011, 12:55:32 PM
Is exodus the appropriate word to describe what Jaron is hoping to encourage? :nerd:

More like exitus.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on December 07, 2011, 03:12:45 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on December 07, 2011, 12:46:11 PM
Maybe the mormons will overwhelm the forum and this will become a mormon forum. It will confuse Rocky Horror and Hamilcar if they stop by again someday.
A form of cybernetic steeple jacking?
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Neil on December 07, 2011, 09:08:47 PM
I've temporarily reactivated registrations, which is kind of annoying.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: hotshot on December 09, 2011, 10:32:57 AM
Newbie here! Nice to meet you!  :D
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Grey Fox on December 09, 2011, 10:36:33 AM
Quote from: hotshot on December 09, 2011, 10:32:57 AM
Newbie here! Nice to meet you!  :D

You a lawyer?
Do you like to suck cock?

Or is it...both?
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Tamas on December 09, 2011, 10:43:37 AM
Quote from: hotshot on December 09, 2011, 10:32:57 AM
Newbie here! Nice to meet you!  :D

Welcome!

I assure you, if you keep posting, your first few weeks here will be among your most unpleasant Internet experiences :D

But most people here are real softies in serious need of attention and love, they just hide it under a thick layer of asshatery.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Grey Fox on December 09, 2011, 10:49:57 AM
Quote from: Tamas on December 09, 2011, 10:43:37 AM
Quote from: hotshot on December 09, 2011, 10:32:57 AM
Newbie here! Nice to meet you!  :D

Welcome!

I assure you, if you keep posting, your first few weeks here will be among your most unpleasant Internet experiences :D

But most people here are real softies in serious need of attention and love, they just hide it under a thick layer of asshatery.


We do it for the LULz. We're like black hat security without the Hacker knowledges.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 09, 2011, 10:51:32 AM
Yep, just a group of people who can't hack it.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: crazy canuck on December 09, 2011, 01:47:05 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 09, 2011, 10:36:33 AM
Quote from: hotshot on December 09, 2011, 10:32:57 AM
Newbie here! Nice to meet you!  :D

You a lawyer?
Do you like to suck cock?

Or is it...both?

I suppose this greeting beats the usual "Who the Fuck are You" greeting but I like tradition.  So, hotshot please answer the question posed in the traditional Languish greeting.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: crazy canuck on December 09, 2011, 01:48:53 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 09, 2011, 10:51:32 AM
Yep, just a group of people who can't hack it.

Its funny that the one who can "hack" it gave the false impression that there are nice people here.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on December 09, 2011, 02:26:37 PM
Quote from: hotshot on December 09, 2011, 10:32:57 AM
Newbie here! Nice to meet you!  :D
I for one welcome our Neo-Mayan overlords.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: The Brain on December 09, 2011, 05:42:11 PM
Quote from: hotshot on December 09, 2011, 10:32:57 AM
Newbie here! Nice to meet you!  :D

Hi! I can be your friend. :)
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Zoupa on December 09, 2011, 05:53:46 PM
Stop lying.
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: mongers on December 19, 2011, 01:12:17 PM
Is this a good idea, go through all of the new members back to say 6-9 months ago and the one who aren't obvious spambots ie they've never been active since signing on, why not send them a polite and friendly PM, something like this a good idea ? 

"Hi
welcome to languish, don't be afraid to post, you'll get a ritualistically hostile reception, but other posters soon warm to people with different ideas and perspectives.
cheers
.......
."

Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: Tamas on December 19, 2011, 01:20:31 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 19, 2011, 01:12:17 PM
Is this a good idea, go through all of the new members back to say 6-9 months ago and the one who aren't obvious spambots ie they've never been active since signing on, why not send them a polite and friendly PM, something like this a good idea ? 

"other posters soon warm to people with different ideas and perspectives.
cheers
.......
."

:yeahright:
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: mongers on December 19, 2011, 01:43:55 PM
Quote from: Tamas on December 19, 2011, 01:20:31 PM
Quote from: mongers on December 19, 2011, 01:12:17 PM
Is this a good idea, go through all of the new members back to say 6-9 months ago and the one who aren't obvious spambots ie they've never been active since signing on, why not send them a polite and friendly PM, something like this a good idea ? 

"other posters soon warm to people with different ideas and perspectives.
cheers
.......
."

:yeahright:


I tried it and but there's only handful of recent, non-posting registrations from the last couple of years that meet the criteria.  :(
Title: Re: Trying to ignite a new exodus
Post by: The Brain on December 19, 2011, 02:11:35 PM
I suggest a Super Bowl commercial.