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Title: Peruvian Mayor Afraid Tap Water Will Turn Entire Town Gay
Post by: jimmy olsen on November 23, 2011, 03:40:45 PM
Will no one put a halt to this insidious Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!?

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/breakingnews/article_212390866.shtml?rssfeed

QuotePeruvian Mayor Jose Benitez Afraid Tap Water Will Turn Entire Town Gay
by Jim Brogan


Can certain minerals in tap water make a gay? One mayor in Peru seems to think so, and he has taken it upon himself to warn the town of Huarmey.

Peruvian Mayor Jose Benitez has blamed high mineral levels in the area's drinking water for an increase in the area's homosexual men. The mineral he believes is responsible is called Strontium.

According to Pink News, Huarmey Mayor Jose Benitez commented on the strontium levels at the launch of a local water access project, where he noted that high levels of the mineral reduces testosterone in men.

"Unfortunately strontium reduces male hormones and suddenly we'll be as Tabalosos, as other towns, where the percentages are increasing of homosexuality," Benitez is quoted by LGBT Asylum News as saying.

"Young people have low self-esteem by this stigma."

Dr. Robert Castro Rodriguez, dean of the College of Pharmaceutical Chemistry of Lima, has hit back at Benitez's claims, insisting the mineral can lead to health problems, but homosexuality is not one of them.
Title: Re: Peruvian Mayor Afraid Tap Water Will Turn Entire Town Gay
Post by: Barrister on November 23, 2011, 03:42:38 PM
Beware the Fiendish Flouridators! :nerd:
Title: Re: Peruvian Mayor Afraid Tap Water Will Turn Entire Town Gay
Post by: The Brain on November 23, 2011, 03:49:46 PM
Stable strontium. :zzz
Title: Re: Peruvian Mayor Afraid Tap Water Will Turn Entire Town Gay
Post by: Malthus on November 23, 2011, 05:00:42 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 23, 2011, 03:42:38 PM
Beware the Fiendish Flouridators! :nerd:

The Illuminati game, right?  :D
Title: Re: Peruvian Mayor Afraid Tap Water Will Turn Entire Town Gay
Post by: Barrister on November 23, 2011, 05:03:01 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 23, 2011, 05:00:42 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 23, 2011, 03:42:38 PM
Beware the Fiendish Flouridators! :nerd:

The Illuminati game, right?  :D

:D  One of my childhood favourites.
Title: Re: Peruvian Mayor Afraid Tap Water Will Turn Entire Town Gay
Post by: garbon on November 23, 2011, 05:22:55 PM
Let's bottle it up!
Title: Re: Peruvian Mayor Afraid Tap Water Will Turn Entire Town Gay
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 23, 2011, 06:24:40 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 23, 2011, 05:22:55 PM
Let's bottle it up!

Sell it to hipster wannabes like Marty who wish they were gay?  :hmm:
Title: Re: Peruvian Mayor Afraid Tap Water Will Turn Entire Town Gay
Post by: fhdz on November 23, 2011, 07:06:40 PM
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Title: Re: Peruvian Mayor Afraid Tap Water Will Turn Entire Town Gay
Post by: Tonitrus on November 23, 2011, 08:01:16 PM
How about spiking tap water to increase gayness as a means of population control?  China should adopt this...they could stand to be more fabulous.