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Title: So... how does one know when it's midnight at Jerry Sandusky's house?
Post by: Rasputin on November 15, 2011, 11:29:52 AM
The big hand touches the little hand. 





Too soon? :unsure:
Title: Re: So... how does one know when it's midnight at Jerry Sandusky's house?
Post by: Valmy on November 15, 2011, 11:36:34 AM
What do you call a woman who enjoys younger men?  A Cougar.

What do you call a man who enjoys young boys?  A Nittany Lion.
Title: Re: So... how does one know when it's midnight at Jerry Sandusky's house?
Post by: Grey Fox on November 15, 2011, 11:46:16 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: So... how does one know when it's midnight at Jerry Sandusky's house?
Post by: Rasputin on November 15, 2011, 11:46:56 AM
How do you separate the men from the boys in state college pennsylvania?


With a crow bar.
Title: Re: So... how does one know when it's midnight at Jerry Sandusky's house?
Post by: Barrister on November 15, 2011, 01:09:52 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 15, 2011, 11:36:34 AM
What do you call a woman who enjoys younger men?  A Cougar.

What do you call a man who enjoys young boys?  A Nittany Lion.

:lol:
Title: Re: So... how does one know when it's midnight at Jerry Sandusky's house?
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 16, 2011, 06:36:20 AM
Fucking Shane Conlan.
Title: Re: So... how does one know when it's midnight at Jerry Sandusky's house?
Post by: Rasputin on November 16, 2011, 08:43:45 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 16, 2011, 06:36:20 AM
Fucking Shane Conlan.

i missed it; whatd he do?
Title: Re: So... how does one know when it's midnight at Jerry Sandusky's house?
Post by: dps on November 16, 2011, 08:54:09 AM
Quote from: Rasputin on November 16, 2011, 08:43:45 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 16, 2011, 06:36:20 AM
Fucking Shane Conlan.

i missed it; whatd he do?

Maybe that's just Money letting us know what he's doing right now?
Title: Re: So... how does one know when it's midnight at Jerry Sandusky's house?
Post by: Valmy on November 16, 2011, 08:56:12 AM
Quote from: Rasputin on November 16, 2011, 08:43:45 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 16, 2011, 06:36:20 AM
Fucking Shane Conlan.

i missed it; whatd he do?

He got in trouble for prank calling Sandusky back in 2005, Paterno suspended him for 3 games and it was this big deal.

Supposedly now people are saying he did it because of Sandusky's reputation for liking the young boys.
Title: Re: So... how does one know when it's midnight at Jerry Sandusky's house?
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 18, 2011, 07:22:22 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 16, 2011, 08:56:12 AM
Quote from: Rasputin on November 16, 2011, 08:43:45 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 16, 2011, 06:36:20 AM
Fucking Shane Conlan.

i missed it; whatd he do?

He got in trouble for prank calling Sandusky back in 2005, Paterno suspended him for 3 games and it was this big deal.

Supposedly now people are saying he did it because of Sandusky's reputation for liking the young boys.

Actually, I was bitching about the 86 Fiesta Bowl where he intercepted Testaverde twice, but that'll work too.
Title: Re: So... how does one know when it's midnight at Jerry Sandusky's house?
Post by: fhdz on November 18, 2011, 02:51:15 PM
Quote from: dps on November 16, 2011, 08:54:09 AM
Maybe that's just Money letting us know what he's doing right now?

:D
Title: Re: So... how does one know when it's midnight at Jerry Sandusky's house?
Post by: Malthus on November 18, 2011, 03:10:31 PM
Ah, these jokes are all old.

...

Unlike those kids in Sandusky's shower.  :P
Title: Re: So... how does one know when it's midnight at Jerry Sandusky's house?
Post by: Valmy on November 18, 2011, 03:11:52 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 18, 2011, 07:22:22 AM
Actually, I was bitching about the 86 Fiesta Bowl where he intercepted Testaverde twice, but that'll work too.

Who would have thought someday we would be thinking how a pity it was that the righteous Miami Hurricanes fell to Pedo State?
Title: Re: So... how does one know when it's midnight at Jerry Sandusky's house?
Post by: Ed Anger on November 18, 2011, 05:48:03 PM
I'm sorta hoping Pedo State wins the B10 championship game. Automatic Rose Bowl berth. Yeah.
Title: Re: So... how does one know when it's midnight at Jerry Sandusky's house?
Post by: Camerus on November 18, 2011, 09:26:49 PM
Why does Sandusky like thirty-seven-year-olds? 

Because there's thirty of them.
Title: Re: So... how does one know when it's midnight at Jerry Sandusky's house?
Post by: grumbler on November 19, 2011, 08:22:32 PM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on November 18, 2011, 09:26:49 PM
Why does Sandusky like thirty-seven-year-olds? 

Because there's thirty of them.
:pinch: