Should I tell you what is in my mind?
Should I tell yuo the secrets of my heart? (yes, I do have a heart!)
Ok, here it goes, and I hope I shall not regret it.
After 8 years of marriage I finally got my wife pregnant.
After we found out I was the one shooting blanks, I submitted myself to 3, or 4, not actually 3, diferent treatments to get my wife pregnant.
It was hard, I lost my patience more than once.
But it finally worked, the army hospital here in Fort Campbell,(BACH-Blansfield Army Community Hospital) got it right.
They took my little crappies, and my wife's thingy, and put them together, and then put it back into my wife, and it actually worked.
So, here it is. My wife is pregnant.
I am going to be a father!!!!
Fuck the IDF, man. They fucked me up with all kind of experimental shit.
So, my wife is due sometime in July, before we deploy to Afghanistan in September.
Whoa, I still can't believe it.
Congratulations.
And may god have mercy on us all.
Congrats :)
Just don't ever do a paternity test.
And if the child comes out black, remember that it could just be the african strain of your arab genome rearing its horned head.
Congratulations.
Though the thought of loads of Siegelets scares me a little :P
Thanks. I really apreciate it.
Whoa, the world is a diferent place to me now.
All my priorities have changed.
I don't even know if I am going to retire from the Army after 20 years of service as I had planned earlier.
I already signed for the next deployment, I am already committed and I will not let my boys deploy by themselves without me, but I think this is going to be my last deployment.
I think the game is over.
Congrats, Ziggy. :hug:
:o :showoff:
Congrats Siegey!
L.
So who's the father?
Quote from: Siege on November 14, 2011, 04:51:48 AM
Should I tell you what is in my mind?
Should I tell yuo the secrets of my heart?
Ill-advised.
Congrats Siegy!
At least the IDF's manpower issues for 2030-2033 are slightly reduced (or 2030-2031 if it's a girl).
Edit: At least Siegy didn't spill his seed. Biblical references and whatnot...
Yay! More jews!
Hurrah! Congrats Siegey!
I am happy for Siege.
:showoff:
Good luck Siegy. :)
Have you guys picked out a stroller yet?
Congratulations. :)
Mazel Tov
Congrats Seigey! Fatherhood is a wonderful, yet exhausting, experience. I'm sure you'll love it.
And my wife and I struggled with fertility issues as well (though we didn't have to go as far as IVF before getting pregnant) and I know that can take a real psychological toll on you.
About time! :cheers:
Yes, life will change for you, for the better.
You will take care of yourself more and take fewer risks, so yes, and you can still retire from the Army, just stay away from the battlefront. You can train the younger ones that still have cartilage in their knees and their backs do not hurt. Or be a desk jockey if needs be.
Congratulations Siegy! :cheers:
Congrats! :cheers:
That's awesome, Siege.
Congrats. Even with all your craziness taken into consideration i actually think you'd be a good dad :)
Congrats. I hope your son turns out gay. :cool:
Congrats! :hug:
Quote from: Martinus on November 14, 2011, 11:26:32 AM
Congrats. I hope your son turns out gay. :cool:
What if it is a daughter? :hmm: Will she be: old and fat?
And SIgebreaker was henceforth known as Beanspiller S.
Congrats Siege!
Congratulations :cheers:
Quote from: Valmy on November 14, 2011, 11:32:53 AM
Quote from: Martinus on November 14, 2011, 11:26:32 AM
Congrats. I hope your son turns out gay. :cool:
What if it is a daughter? :hmm: Will she be: old and fat?
No, she will be hot, slim and look younger than she really is. That way Siege gets arrested. :cool:
Quote from: Legbiter on November 14, 2011, 09:08:44 AM
:showoff:
Good luck Siegy. :)
Have you guys picked out a stroller yet?
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_OORyagu8ETY%2FTPRwiwFu10I%2FAAAAAAAAC8k%2FISxdJfzi1sw%2Fs1600%2FBaby-Carriage_02.jpg&hash=1c4e1afb5b76f8e956c38d44d86a51adac7f8853)
:w00t: :cheers:
Grats!
Quote from: Tonitrus on November 14, 2011, 01:57:05 PM
Quote from: Legbiter on November 14, 2011, 09:08:44 AM
:showoff:
Good luck Siegy. :)
Have you guys picked out a stroller yet?
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_OORyagu8ETY%2FTPRwiwFu10I%2FAAAAAAAAC8k%2FISxdJfzi1sw%2Fs1600%2FBaby-Carriage_02.jpg&hash=1c4e1afb5b76f8e956c38d44d86a51adac7f8853)
Sure it has plenty of firepower, but that stroller is
completely lacking in frontal armour protection for the baby.
:cheers:
Did the Army pay for the nutsack enhancements Seeb?
Glad you found a work around for the issue. Best of luck, and I think lustindarkness has a good idea for you with his post. :cheers:
:cheers: Grats.
Good news! The world needs more Jews. :cool:
Quote from: Caliga on November 14, 2011, 07:08:20 PM
Good news! The world needs more Jews. :cool:
We're not that desperate. :mad: