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Title: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: Ed Anger on October 20, 2011, 07:39:49 AM

Happy birthday to me goddammit. I've got gray in my beard and now in the temples. FUCK THIS SHIT.

Get off my lawn.

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Post by: Grey Fox on October 20, 2011, 07:43:02 AM

Where did you find a time machine to go back 20 years?

Happy Birthday Moises!

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Post by: Pedrito on October 20, 2011, 07:48:12 AM

You may feel old, but yes, you are :P

Happy birthday Ed :cheers:

L.

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Post by: HVC on October 20, 2011, 07:51:24 AM

Hmm, I always thought you were older.

:P happy birthday. And remember you're only as old as you feel

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Post by: The Larch on October 20, 2011, 07:53:41 AM

Quote from: HVC on October 20, 2011, 07:51:24 AM
Hmm, I always thought you were older.

:P happy birthday. And remember you're only as old as you feel

I prefer the "You're only as old as the girl you're feeling", in which case Mr. Ed is still fresh out of high school. :lol:

Congrats! :cheers:

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Post by: derspiess on October 20, 2011, 08:36:38 AM

Also thought you were older. Happy Berfday anyway :cheers:

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Post by: Barrister on October 20, 2011, 08:47:07 AM

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 20, 2011, 07:39:49 AM
Happy birthday to me goddammit. I've got gray in my beard and now in the temples. FUCK THIS SHIT.

Get off my lawn.

Grey in the temples makes you look distinguished. :cool:

Happy B-Day old man.

Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: HVC on October 20, 2011, 08:49:16 AM

Quote from: Barrister on October 20, 2011, 08:47:07 AM
Grey in the temples makes you look distinguished. :cool:

Snow on the roof is ok. Snow in the basement is cause for concern :P

Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: HVC on October 20, 2011, 08:49:44 AM

Quote from: The Larch on October 20, 2011, 07:53:41 AM
Quote from: HVC on October 20, 2011, 07:51:24 AM
Hmm, I always thought you were older.

:P happy birthday. And remember you're only as old as you feel

I prefer the "You're only as old as the girl you're feeling", in which case Mr. Ed is still fresh out of high school. :lol:

Congrats! :cheers:

I was gonna go with that line, but then he'd say i was stalking him :sad:

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Post by: Razgovory on October 20, 2011, 08:51:49 AM

Sorry, man. Well at least you are half way done.

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Post by: Brazen on October 20, 2011, 08:56:01 AM

Gaddafi's been in power your entire life. Now he won't be for the second half.

Happy birthday! :cheers:

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Post by: FunkMonk on October 20, 2011, 09:03:16 AM

:nelson:

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Post by: Grallon on October 20, 2011, 09:19:33 AM

Happy birthday :)

G.

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Post by: Tamas on October 20, 2011, 09:32:01 AM

Boldog Születésnapot, pops!

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Post by: jimmy olsen on October 20, 2011, 09:35:02 AM

Happy Birthday! :cheers:

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Post by: PDH on October 20, 2011, 09:36:43 AM

Forty only sucks if you let it.

Have to wife dress up like a cheerleader and you will feel at least 2 years younger (or two years more debased...)

Just make sure she doesn't do the the whole cheerleader route and drink 25 jello shooters and puke all over your car.

Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: Malthus on October 20, 2011, 09:39:14 AM

Quote from: PDH on October 20, 2011, 09:36:43 AM
Forty only sucks if you let it.

Have to wife dress up like a cheerleader and you will feel at least 2 years younger (or two years more debased...)

Just make sure she doesn't do the the whole cheerleader route and drink 25 jello shooters and puke all over your car.

Hey, it's Ed. His wife probably *is* a cheerleader. :P

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Post by: Razgovory on October 20, 2011, 09:56:03 AM

Quote from: PDH on October 20, 2011, 09:36:43 AM
Forty only sucks if you let it.

Have to wife dress up like a cheerleader and you will feel at least 2 years younger (or two years more debased...)

Just make sure she doesn't do the the whole cheerleader route and drink 25 jello shooters and puke all over your car.

Ed I think you should seriously consider this one.

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Post by: crazy canuck on October 20, 2011, 10:08:35 AM

Quote from: Malthus on October 20, 2011, 09:39:14 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 20, 2011, 09:36:43 AM
Forty only sucks if you let it.

Have to wife dress up like a cheerleader and you will feel at least 2 years younger (or two years more debased...)

Just make sure she doesn't do the the whole cheerleader route and drink 25 jello shooters and puke all over your car.

Hey, it's Ed. His wife probably *is* a cheerleader. :P

Wife probably is and his mistress definitely is.

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Post by: Richard Hakluyt on October 20, 2011, 11:04:44 AM

Nothing wrong with 40, downhill all the way now :cool:

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Post by: KRonn on October 20, 2011, 11:07:37 AM

You young whipper snapper! What are you complaining about? 40?! Bah... ;)

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Post by: sbr on October 20, 2011, 11:14:30 AM

:cheers:

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Post by: Ed Anger on October 20, 2011, 11:15:59 AM

Quote from: Razgovory on October 20, 2011, 09:56:03 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 20, 2011, 09:36:43 AM
Forty only sucks if you let it.

Have to wife dress up like a cheerleader and you will feel at least 2 years younger (or two years more debased...)

Just make sure she doesn't do the the whole cheerleader route and drink 25 jello shooters and puke all over your car.

Ed I think you should seriously consider this one.

Wife is too tall for the cheerleader outfit.

There is always the nun outfit.

Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: The Larch on October 20, 2011, 11:16:57 AM

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 20, 2011, 11:15:59 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 20, 2011, 09:56:03 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 20, 2011, 09:36:43 AM
Forty only sucks if you let it.

Have to wife dress up like a cheerleader and you will feel at least 2 years younger (or two years more debased...)

Just make sure she doesn't do the the whole cheerleader route and drink 25 jello shooters and puke all over your car.

Ed I think you should seriously consider this one.

Wife is too tall for the cheerleader outfit.

There is always the nun outfit.

Too tall? Not a problem, she'll just show more leg. :perv:

Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: Ed Anger on October 20, 2011, 11:18:30 AM

Cheerleaders have to be in the 5 foot range. It doesn't work on a 5'8" person. Its just....weird.

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Post by: PDH on October 20, 2011, 11:28:03 AM

Well, that does solve the problem of the jello-shooters.

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Post by: garbon on October 20, 2011, 11:45:24 AM

So you having a joint party with Jos?

Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: Ed Anger on October 20, 2011, 11:46:59 AM

Quote from: garbon on October 20, 2011, 11:45:24 AM
So you having a joint party with Jos?

No Geordies allowed.

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Post by: The Brain on October 20, 2011, 12:58:28 PM

40? Get her on the pill already.

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Post by: FunkMonk on October 20, 2011, 03:00:33 PM

:lol:

Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: Martim Silva on October 20, 2011, 05:49:42 PM

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 20, 2011, 07:39:49 AM
Happy birthday to me goddammit. I've got gray in my beard and now in the temples. FUCK THIS SHIT.

Get off my lawn.

Welcome to the club, Ed.

Don't worry, it won't kill you and, frankly, it is GREAT. We have ALL our physical abilities undamaged as of yet, BUT we also get the income and stability that experience provides. In other words, you pwn those whiz kids.

Love being 40. Start worrying more about the big 5-0: I heard it's the new 4-0. :ph34r:

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Post by: Capetan Mihali on October 20, 2011, 05:51:41 PM

110 is the new 120, after that French woman who sold oil paints to Van Gogh as a child and died making rap remixes...

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Post by: katmai on October 21, 2011, 04:27:24 AM

Grats el jefe!

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Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on October 21, 2011, 12:53:11 PM

happy Belated :cheers: Now the wife is only half your age. :p

Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: Razgovory on October 21, 2011, 12:54:49 PM

Quote from: Martim Silva on October 20, 2011, 05:49:42 PM

Welcome to the club, Ed.

Don't worry, it won't kill you and, frankly, it is GREAT. We have ALL our physical abilities undamaged as of yet, BUT we also get the income and stability that experience provides. In other words, you pwn those whiz kids.

Love being 40. Start worrying more about the big 5-0: I heard it's the new 4-0. :ph34r:

Eventually it will kill you.

Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: Martim Silva on October 21, 2011, 01:04:09 PM

Quote from: Razgovory on October 21, 2011, 12:54:49 PM
Eventually it will kill you.

Stop that! This is scary enough when we stop to think about it! :mad:

Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: Ed Anger on October 21, 2011, 04:03:37 PM

My AAR of the last 2 days, with the kids away:

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Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: Siege on October 21, 2011, 04:06:27 PM

Life is just the long winding way into your tomb.
Some decisions will help you make the trip faster, others slower.

Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: Valmy on October 21, 2011, 04:07:31 PM

Quote from: Capetan Mihali on October 20, 2011, 05:51:41 PM
110 is the new 120, after that French woman who sold oil paints to Van Gogh as a child and died making rap remixes...

I like how she was in her 40s during WWI and yet living until...what? 1999?

Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: fhdz on October 21, 2011, 10:05:26 PM

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 20, 2011, 07:39:49 AM
Happy birthday to me goddammit. I've got gray in my beard and now in the temples. FUCK THIS SHIT.

Get off my lawn.

Happy birthday, man. A lot of people take 40 to look back on their lives and take stock...I'd be surprised if you weren't pretty happy with how things are going, if you happened to do that. :cheers: :beer:

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Post by: Sophie Scholl on October 22, 2011, 01:30:13 AM

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 20, 2011, 07:39:49 AM
Happy birthday to me goddammit. I've got gray in my beard and now in the temples. FUCK THIS SHIT.

Get off my lawn.

Hell, I've got grey in both at 29 and have for a few years already. When do you start writing your Meditations?

Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: The Brain on October 22, 2011, 02:03:40 AM

Quote from: fahdiz on October 21, 2011, 10:05:26 PM
A lot of people take 40 to look back on their lives and take stock...

I plan to take livestock.

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Post by: Valdemar on October 23, 2011, 03:27:54 PM

I'm older than you? :huh:

Happy b day young one

V

Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: Ed Anger on October 23, 2011, 06:25:15 PM

After a 4 day period of utter hedonism, I feel......content.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FICR2W.jpg&hash=544aae8e8ed2d19f08eaa51f5a85e2c7ec594eba)

Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: Siege on October 23, 2011, 09:04:52 PM

40 is not that bad.
You can still fight all day and fuck all night, if you take long enough breaks.

Title: Re: The Big 40. Dammit.
Post by: Habsburg on October 23, 2011, 11:52:04 PM

Happy Belated Birthday MB.

I'm still older than you, 40 was great! :console:

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