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Title: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Siege on October 09, 2011, 06:34:45 AM
It is 0630, Sunday morning.
I shall drink another beer. My body says no, I know it will hurt, but shalkl drink it nonethelez.
I shall pass the test, I will diminish and go into my bed, and remain The SiegeBreakar.
Because even the strongest warrior can't change the course of the future.
But I did wish for this mission to come to me.
I did wish for all of this to happen.
So did all true men who lived to see such times,
but that was for them to decide.
All we have to decide is what to do
with the time that is given to us.

You all faggots live in a cage, you stay behind bars
untill use and old age accept them
and all chance of valor have gone
beyond recall or desire.

Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Siege on October 09, 2011, 06:38:16 AM
Heed my words of wisdom!
Because only truth comes out of my mouth.

Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Siege on October 09, 2011, 06:39:48 AM
Today, the world.
Tomorrow, the Galaxy!

Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Lettow77 on October 09, 2011, 06:40:18 AM
The Sephardic Poet!  :blush:

So gallant, siege! I know you don't like to be called a warrior, preferring the soldier distinction, but you are a gallant knight astride a fine courser even so. Your preference for innocent maidens is a testament to your character, and will assuredly be rewarded in light of your constant valorous service.

Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Siege on October 09, 2011, 06:40:34 AM
And aftertomorrow the Universe!!!!!!!111111

Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Siege on October 09, 2011, 06:41:23 AM
And then the Multiverse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Martinus on October 09, 2011, 07:12:46 AM
Quote from: Siege on October 09, 2011, 06:34:45 AM
It is 0630, Sunday morning.
I shall drink another beer.

Alcoholic loser.
Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Slargos on October 09, 2011, 07:21:32 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 09, 2011, 07:12:46 AM
Quote from: Siege on October 09, 2011, 06:34:45 AM
It is 0630, Sunday morning.
I shall drink another beer.

Alcoholic loser.
:lol:
The irony has a coppery tinge with this one.  :D
Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: The Brain on October 09, 2011, 07:37:04 AM
If the entire multiverse becomes Jewish how are we to acquire bacon?
Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 09, 2011, 07:40:02 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 09, 2011, 07:12:46 AM
Alcoholic loser.

I don't think drinking a second can of light beer makes one an alcoholic.
Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Razgovory on October 09, 2011, 10:56:16 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 09, 2011, 07:40:02 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 09, 2011, 07:12:46 AM
Alcoholic loser.

I don't think drinking a second can of light beer makes one an alcoholic.

He really can't hold his liquor.
Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Martinus on October 09, 2011, 12:46:23 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 09, 2011, 07:40:02 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 09, 2011, 07:12:46 AM
Alcoholic loser.

I don't think drinking a second can of light beer makes one an alcoholic.

Drinking beer in the morning makes you an alcoholic.
Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 09, 2011, 12:49:10 PM
I like pancakes for dinner.
Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Grey Fox on October 09, 2011, 12:49:32 PM
Hi
Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Fireblade on October 09, 2011, 01:00:33 PM
Siege, now that DADT is lifted, when you are going to reveal to the world the depths of your faggotry? National Coming Out Day is this week, and we don't care if you like to slob on knobs bro.
Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Jaron on October 09, 2011, 02:27:07 PM
I sense some plagiarism in our Bear Jew's poetry.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Ideologue on October 09, 2011, 02:29:45 PM
This is a good example of why veteran's preference isn't really that good an idea.
Title: Re: Goodmorning, crule woldr
Post by: Razgovory on October 09, 2011, 02:40:44 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 09, 2011, 02:29:45 PM
This is a good example of why veteran's preference isn't really that good an idea.

If anything, it means you shouldn't hire someone from Languish.