I used the dough my parents sent me to buy a new toilet.
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Kohler Highline Comfort Height Elongated Biscuit 1.28 gpf toilet. Just got done installing it. Now I'm shittin' in style. :cool:
HOTT.
P.S. Happy Berfday, you goof.
Unless it's one of those fancy new models which rince and dry your ass, why would you want to pay anything but the bare minimum for a toilet? :huh:
Now how old are you Cal?
Quote from: Slargos on October 02, 2011, 03:42:00 PM
Unless it's one of those fancy new models which rince and dry your ass, why would you want to pay anything but the bare minimum for a toilet? :huh:
This one is higher and elongated, which is good for guys like me who are taller and have a huge
schlong ass.
Very useful for when enormous hairy cysts burst in your ass crack.
Happy birthday :)
HB, my friend.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 02, 2011, 04:50:13 PM
Very useful for when enormous hairy cysts burst in your ass crack.
:cool:
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 02, 2011, 03:30:11 PM
P.S. Happy Berfday, you goof.
Wh do you want to fight Cal? :huh:
:cheers:
Quote from: Slargos on October 02, 2011, 03:42:00 PM
Unless it's one of those fancy new models which rince and dry your ass, why would you want to pay anything but the bare minimum for a toilet? :huh:
You can always add a Japanese-electroseat on later.
Congrats
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Quote from: Barrister on October 02, 2011, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 02, 2011, 03:30:11 PM
P.S. Happy Berfday, you goof.
Wh do you want to fight Cal? :huh:
Cal would probably bring his gladius to a gunfight.
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday Cal!
I appreciate a high toilet may be helpful for ageing knees not having to bend too far, but won't it cause numbness during two-chapter toilet visits?
Happy Birthday Cal! :cheers:
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 03, 2011, 10:57:57 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 03, 2011, 08:15:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 03, 2011, 07:45:41 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 02, 2011, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 02, 2011, 03:30:11 PM
P.S. Happy Berfday, you goof.
Wh do you want to fight Cal? :huh:
wut?
http://languish.org/forums/index.php?topic=5343.0
:rolleyes:
What?
In certain parts of the world calling someone a goof is fighting words.
Happy Birthday Cal!
I also got a similar toilet installed. It's higher and bigger around, which is a lot more comfortable for me being about six feet. I'm not heavy or overweight but still the toilet is a lot nicer.
Quote from: Barrister on October 03, 2011, 12:27:26 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 03, 2011, 10:57:57 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 03, 2011, 08:15:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 03, 2011, 07:45:41 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 02, 2011, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 02, 2011, 03:30:11 PM
P.S. Happy Berfday, you goof.
Wh do you want to fight Cal? :huh:
wut?
http://languish.org/forums/index.php?topic=5343.0
:rolleyes:
What?
In certain parts of the world calling someone a goof is fighting words.
Who really gives a fuck? I don't.
As a Colonel I believe he has he right to call me a goof with impunity. :blush:
Quote from: Caliga on October 03, 2011, 06:26:32 PM
As a Colonel I believe he has he right to call me a goof with impunity. :blush:
:)
You can be my dog robber.