Languish.org

General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Caliga on October 02, 2011, 03:28:20 PM

Title: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Caliga on October 02, 2011, 03:28:20 PM
I used the dough my parents sent me to buy a new toilet.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.us.kohler.com%2Fonlinecatalog%2F300x350%2Fzaa86862.jpg&hash=212497c8b8b77beed5a93890a4d98323a5b0c59c)
Kohler Highline Comfort Height Elongated Biscuit 1.28 gpf toilet.  Just got done installing it.  Now I'm shittin' in style. :cool:
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Ed Anger on October 02, 2011, 03:30:11 PM
HOTT.

P.S. Happy Berfday, you goof.
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Slargos on October 02, 2011, 03:42:00 PM
Unless it's one of those fancy new models which rince and dry your ass, why would you want to pay anything but the bare minimum for a toilet?  :huh:
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Razgovory on October 02, 2011, 03:47:27 PM
Now how old are you Cal?
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Caliga on October 02, 2011, 04:11:55 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 02, 2011, 03:47:27 PM
Now how old are you Cal?
35.
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Caliga on October 02, 2011, 04:12:38 PM
Quote from: Slargos on October 02, 2011, 03:42:00 PM
Unless it's one of those fancy new models which rince and dry your ass, why would you want to pay anything but the bare minimum for a toilet?  :huh:
This one is higher and elongated, which is good for guys like me who are taller and have a huge schlong ass.
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 02, 2011, 04:50:13 PM
Very useful for when enormous hairy cysts burst in your ass crack.
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Jaron on October 02, 2011, 06:30:29 PM
Happy birthday :)
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Ideologue on October 02, 2011, 06:52:02 PM
HB, my friend.
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Caliga on October 02, 2011, 07:14:30 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 02, 2011, 04:50:13 PM
Very useful for when enormous hairy cysts burst in your ass crack.
:cool:
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Barrister on October 02, 2011, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 02, 2011, 03:30:11 PM
P.S. Happy Berfday, you goof.

Wh do you want to fight Cal? :huh:
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: sbr on October 02, 2011, 11:10:32 PM
:cheers:
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Tonitrus on October 02, 2011, 11:30:06 PM
Quote from: Slargos on October 02, 2011, 03:42:00 PM
Unless it's one of those fancy new models which rince and dry your ass, why would you want to pay anything but the bare minimum for a toilet?  :huh:

You can always add a Japanese-electroseat on later.
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Viking on October 02, 2011, 11:54:33 PM
Congrats

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_9B6Jxv_c8ls%2FSzWHZNBDdAI%2FAAAAAAAAIzw%2F5nYxoJe-zuE%2Fs400%2Fbirthday%252Bcake.jpg&hash=3c63c58e8883ba9e2664e430bee30a38219c4eb7)
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 03, 2011, 12:18:44 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 02, 2011, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 02, 2011, 03:30:11 PM
P.S. Happy Berfday, you goof.

Wh do you want to fight Cal? :huh:

Cal would probably bring his gladius to a gunfight.
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 03, 2011, 03:29:58 AM
Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Brazen on October 03, 2011, 04:23:33 AM
Happy birthday Cal!

I appreciate a high toilet may be helpful for ageing knees not having to bend too far, but won't it cause numbness during two-chapter toilet visits?
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Ed Anger on October 03, 2011, 07:45:41 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 02, 2011, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 02, 2011, 03:30:11 PM
P.S. Happy Berfday, you goof.

Wh do you want to fight Cal? :huh:

wut?
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Tamas on October 03, 2011, 07:47:22 AM
Happy Birthday Cal! :cheers:
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Barrister on October 03, 2011, 08:15:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 03, 2011, 07:45:41 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 02, 2011, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 02, 2011, 03:30:11 PM
P.S. Happy Berfday, you goof.

Wh do you want to fight Cal? :huh:

wut?

http://languish.org/forums/index.php?topic=5343.0
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Ed Anger on October 03, 2011, 10:57:57 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 03, 2011, 08:15:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 03, 2011, 07:45:41 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 02, 2011, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 02, 2011, 03:30:11 PM
P.S. Happy Berfday, you goof.

Wh do you want to fight Cal? :huh:

wut?

http://languish.org/forums/index.php?topic=5343.0

:rolleyes:
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Barrister on October 03, 2011, 12:27:26 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 03, 2011, 10:57:57 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 03, 2011, 08:15:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 03, 2011, 07:45:41 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 02, 2011, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 02, 2011, 03:30:11 PM
P.S. Happy Berfday, you goof.

Wh do you want to fight Cal? :huh:

wut?

http://languish.org/forums/index.php?topic=5343.0

:rolleyes:

What?

In certain parts of the world calling someone a goof is fighting words.
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: KRonn on October 03, 2011, 12:58:50 PM
Happy Birthday Cal!

I also got a similar toilet installed.  It's higher and bigger around, which is a lot more comfortable for me being about six feet. I'm not heavy or overweight but still the toilet is a lot nicer. 
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Ed Anger on October 03, 2011, 04:49:07 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 03, 2011, 12:27:26 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 03, 2011, 10:57:57 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 03, 2011, 08:15:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 03, 2011, 07:45:41 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 02, 2011, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 02, 2011, 03:30:11 PM
P.S. Happy Berfday, you goof.

Wh do you want to fight Cal? :huh:

wut?

http://languish.org/forums/index.php?topic=5343.0

:rolleyes:

What?

In certain parts of the world calling someone a goof is fighting words.

Who really gives a fuck? I don't.

Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Caliga on October 03, 2011, 06:26:32 PM
As a Colonel I believe he has he right to call me a goof with impunity. :blush:
Title: Re: Happy birthday to me
Post by: Ed Anger on October 03, 2011, 06:31:43 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 03, 2011, 06:26:32 PM
As a Colonel I believe he has he right to call me a goof with impunity. :blush:

:)

You can be my dog robber.