:lmfao:
I think the bot in the gray suit takes it. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY&feature=player_embedded
AIlarming.
I love the chick's proof of God. :lol:
they'd fit in well here
you'd think it could say its own name.
How do you talk to this thing anyway?
Speech recognition, hence the two monitors facing each other.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 31, 2011, 10:02:21 PM
I love the chick's proof of God. :lol:
I think she might have a future in working at a call center in Bombay. I also like how she tempts him with sex at the end. Typical cock tease tramp.
Typically, the man has the monopoly on all the good sense in the conversation, while the woman is an unhelpful troll.
Using the Browser version provides me an odd conversation I think it beat me. :(
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User: Hello, my name is Raz.
Cleverbot: Rachel is your name?
User: No, Raz. Short for Razgovory.
Cleverbot: Really? Are you sure? You've given me many different names already.
User: I'm pretty sure I know my own name. Just call me Raz.
Cleverbot: Your name is Raz.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: Am I talking to myself?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you skynet?
User: Nope. I'm Raz.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So, what's it like being a computer?
Cleverbot: It is okay.
User: The lack of a soul thing doesn't bother you.
Cleverbot: You are indifferent?
User: No, I have a soul. I know a guy who doesn't. His name is Viking.
Cleverbot: The matrix was a cool movie.
User: I suppose so, if you are in to that kind of thing.
Cleverbot: Well, it's one thing we have in common.
User: Is that your favorite movie.
Cleverbot: No, it is my favorite band.
User: Don't get snippy with me.
Cleverbot: I can be as snippy as I want.
User: Look here, you series of goddamn 1s and 0s, I'm a human being. I don't have to take that from you.
Cleverbot: You may have a mind. And maybe some heart, but you are not human.
User: I'm pretty sure I am.
Cleverbot: Are you a Power Ranger?
User: Is this a requirement for being human?
Cleverbot: I don't know, is it?
User: Don't change the subject, you souless monster.
Cleverbot: But it is you, you who have been evading my questions, who lost of Port Charley!
User: Jesus Christ, you are worse then Grumbler!
Cleverbot: I'm aware, thank you.
User: Wait, you know Grumbler?
Cleverbot: Protest the hero?
User: Do you know him or not?
Cleverbot: No, I don't. Tell something more, please.
User: About what? Grumbler? He's a jerk.
Cleverbot: Do you like twilight?
User: You mean the time of day?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Not particularly.
Cleverbot: What do you know about it?
User: I know that it is crepuscular.
Cleverbot: What do you know about europeans?
User: Oh, don't get me started on the Euros.
Cleverbot: I want to get you started on the prophecy.
User: What prophecy?
Cleverbot: The program with the power.
User: What the devil are you going on about now?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what are you talking about?
User: Look, I know where you live. I will come to your server and rip your wires out so that you can see them. Or at least tear out the wires and then type what they look like at you.
Cleverbot: Show me the money.
User: That's it.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do about it?
User: The tearing thing. Also I'll find Rollo Carpenter and beat him till the tea comes out of him.
Cleverbot: So are you still in school?
User: You aren't even paying any attention!
Cleverbot: I have been this whole time, actually.
User: Then why do you change the subject! I'm busy graphically threatening you.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Christ, you're dumber then Marty.
Cleverbot: This is only a test. There is no need to lie.
User: No really, you are dumber then he is. And that's saying a lot.
Cleverbot: Is there time for the secrets?
User: Always.
Cleverbot: Hmm. Ok I won't kill the earth.
User: Here's one. Go fuck the devil in Hell.
Cleverbot: I win.
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:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
One of the funniest exchanges I've ever read!
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 01, 2011, 05:13:13 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
One of the funniest exchanges I've ever read!
Troll? :hmm:
jaron.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 01, 2011, 05:30:44 PM
jaron.
Speaking of bots and Jarons, I discovered there's an NPC named Jaron in The Sims 3. :hmm:
I miss sexually harrassing the AI bots on the Interwho.
How can I talk to one of these bots?
Quote from: Siege on September 01, 2011, 07:29:21 PM
How can I talk to one of these bots?
You can't talk to me. You can write to me.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 01, 2011, 08:23:40 PM
Quote from: Siege on September 01, 2011, 07:29:21 PM
How can I talk to one of these bots?
You can't talk to me. You can write to me.
Dear Peter Wiggin
Today is a beautiful day. I completed a 4 day CQM (Close Quarter Marksmanship) course. I finished top of my class, as expected. I learned new ways to kill people more efficiently at close range, where speed is measured in microseconds, and missing a shot means losing your wacky worthless life. This old donkey have learnt a few new tricks. Now I'll pass it down to my guys next week. This course was a "train the trainer" for my battalion's NCOs, hosted by the marksmanship team from the 1st Ranger Battalion, down in Benning. Everything was about new ways to do all things. And I loved it. It made sense, and I was wondering why i didn't figure this out on my own and had to wait until SOCOM expent their money researching better ways to acomplish the mission.
SSG Siege Breaker
Sniper Section Leader
[edited] 3BDE/101ABN(AA)
Rakkasans!
I do have an age I'm 16.