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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Ed Anger on April 22, 2009, 08:56:25 AM

Title: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: Ed Anger on April 22, 2009, 08:56:25 AM
I'm going to burn several gallons of gasoline, eat meat and piss on Mother Earth.
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: Valmy on April 22, 2009, 09:00:28 AM
I am eating nothing but granola and sacrificing tofu at my altar to Gaia.
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: Grey Fox on April 22, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Today, I'll cut a couple of trees down, pour Gasoline on them & lit on fire while It burns I'll throw anything plastic made that I can find.
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: Valmy on April 22, 2009, 09:05:32 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 22, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Today, I'll cut a couple of trees down, pour Gasoline on them & lit on fire while It burns I'll throw anything plastic made that I can find.

When I am done assemblying my army of Wiccan Ninjas you will be the first one we shuriken.
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: Grey Fox on April 22, 2009, 09:06:16 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 22, 2009, 09:05:32 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 22, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Today, I'll cut a couple of trees down, pour Gasoline on them & lit on fire while It burns I'll throw anything plastic made that I can find.

When I am done assemblying my army of Wiccan Ninjas you will be the first one we shuriken.

Winter will stop them!
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: saskganesh on April 22, 2009, 09:21:20 AM
everyday is earthday.:punk:
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: Ed Anger on April 22, 2009, 09:38:33 AM
Quote from: saskganesh on April 22, 2009, 09:21:20 AM
everyday is earthday.:punk:

If it was everyday, it would be hellish for me. Treehuggers would annoy me everyday, instead of just this week.

Hippy: Sir, would you like an audit of your home?

Me: Would you like me to wrap this baseball bat around your neck?
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: PDH on April 22, 2009, 10:12:13 AM
In Wyoming we count our blessings on Earthday.  We thank our gracious Creator that the earth below our feet is filled with lovely coal that we can reach in open-pit mines, and that the spaces without coal have oil or uranium in it.  Truly, every day is Earth Day here.
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: fhdz on April 22, 2009, 11:12:53 AM
Quote from: PDH on April 22, 2009, 10:12:13 AM
In Wyoming we count our blessings on Earthday.  We thank our gracious Creator that the earth below our feet is filled with lovely coal that we can reach in open-pit mines, and that the spaces without coal have oil or uranium in it.  Truly, every day is Earth Day here.

:lol:
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: crazy canuck on April 22, 2009, 11:26:28 AM
Is it cool to be anti enviornment these days? :huh:
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: saskganesh on April 22, 2009, 12:01:02 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 22, 2009, 11:26:28 AM
Is it cool to be anti enviornment these days? :huh:

only on languish, where social and political gravedigging is a house speciality.
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: Savonarola on April 22, 2009, 12:12:06 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 22, 2009, 11:26:28 AM
Is it cool to be anti enviornment these days? :huh:

There is a possibility that Monkeybutt may be joking.
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: The Brain on April 22, 2009, 12:17:03 PM
Unlike many posters in this thread I do not observe Earth Day.
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: crazy canuck on April 22, 2009, 12:18:39 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on April 22, 2009, 12:12:06 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 22, 2009, 11:26:28 AM
Is it cool to be anti enviornment these days? :huh:

There is a possibility that Monkeybutt may be joking.

What.  Ed is always serious.
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on April 22, 2009, 12:29:52 PM
:p meh. I'm pretty green most days. today is no different.
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 22, 2009, 12:42:27 PM
Quote from: PDH on April 22, 2009, 10:12:13 AM
In Wyoming we count our blessings on Earthday.  We thank our gracious Creator that the earth below our feet is filled with lovely coal that we can reach in open-pit mines, and that the spaces without coal have oil or uranium in it.  Truly, every day is Earth Day here.
:lol: You're on such a role.
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: Ed Anger on April 22, 2009, 02:12:54 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 22, 2009, 11:26:28 AM
Is it cool to be anti enviornment these days? :huh:

I'm anti-environmentalist. Not anti-environment. There is a difference.
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: The Brain on April 22, 2009, 02:14:49 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 22, 2009, 02:12:54 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 22, 2009, 11:26:28 AM
Is it cool to be anti enviornment these days? :huh:

I'm anti-environmentalist. Not anti-environment. There is a difference.

Fag.
Title: Re: Happy Earth Day!
Post by: saskganesh on April 22, 2009, 02:22:54 PM
this is pretty good for a psa.

Screw Earth Day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn9IlzDlGzg&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn9IlzDlGzg&feature=player_embedded)