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Title: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: Berkut on August 23, 2011, 03:00:26 PM
When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.

On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:

Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.

You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: citizen k on August 23, 2011, 03:04:15 PM
Quote from: Berkut on August 23, 2011, 03:00:26 PM
When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.

On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:

Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.

You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.

Getting a little warm in the nether regions?
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: crazy canuck on August 23, 2011, 03:04:45 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: DGuller on August 23, 2011, 03:05:53 PM
 :lmfao:
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: grumbler on August 23, 2011, 03:06:12 PM
Quote from: Berkut on August 23, 2011, 03:00:26 PM
You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.
My grandpa used to say that "you can always tell how much self-respect a man has by whether he washes his hands before or after he takes a piss."  :P
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 23, 2011, 03:06:13 PM
Wow.  Just wow.
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: HVC on August 23, 2011, 03:12:57 PM
I also assume you should avoid eye contact with the gentleman in the next stall after you yell out "dear god it burns"
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 23, 2011, 03:16:52 PM
I always kinda assumed grumbler's grandparents died before man had learned to talk.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on August 23, 2011, 03:22:05 PM
Pho is delicious  :licklips:
I was happy to see that the local Vietnamese restaurant here has good, southern Vietnamese-style pho.
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: MadImmortalMan on August 23, 2011, 03:28:28 PM
Pho is one of those dishes I make regularly, and people like to come over when they know I'm making it.  :)
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: crazy canuck on August 23, 2011, 03:28:40 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 23, 2011, 03:16:52 PM
I always kinda assumed grumbler's grandparents died before man had learned to talk.  :hmm:

I assumed he formed directly from the primordial goo.
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: Ideologue on August 23, 2011, 03:39:16 PM
Quote from: Berkut on August 23, 2011, 03:00:26 PM
When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.

On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:

Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.

You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.

Oh, yeah.  I actually got chemical burns once from eating buffalo wings and not taking this precaution.
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: Caliga on August 23, 2011, 05:40:07 PM
I rubbed habanero juice on my balls by mistake once. :hug:
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: Martinus on August 23, 2011, 05:40:39 PM
Pee sitting down. Problem solved.
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: Malthus on August 23, 2011, 05:45:55 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 23, 2011, 03:39:16 PM
Quote from: Berkut on August 23, 2011, 03:00:26 PM
When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.

On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:

Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.

You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.

Oh, yeah.  I actually got chemical burns once from eating buffalo wings and not taking this precaution.

I can't imagine how filthy and revolting a scene that was.  :yuk:

I mean, don't you usually wash your hands when covered with wing-goo before unzipping your pants?

Yuck.  :lol:
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: crazy canuck on August 23, 2011, 05:52:31 PM
Quote from: Malthus on August 23, 2011, 05:45:55 PM
I can't imagine how filthy and revolting a scene that was.  :yuk:

I mean, don't you usually wash your hands when covered with wing-goo before unzipping your pants?

Yuck.  :lol:

Lubricant?  :hmm:
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: HVC on August 23, 2011, 06:06:24 PM
Quote from: Malthus on August 23, 2011, 05:45:55 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 23, 2011, 03:39:16 PM
Quote from: Berkut on August 23, 2011, 03:00:26 PM
When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.

On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:

Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.

You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.

Oh, yeah.  I actually got chemical burns once from eating buffalo wings and not taking this precaution.

I can't imagine how filthy and revolting a scene that was.  :yuk:

I mean, don't you usually wash your hands when covered with wing-goo before unzipping your pants?

Yuck.  :lol:
I know a guy why went down on his girlfriend after eating suicide wings. She was not pleased lol.
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: MadImmortalMan on August 23, 2011, 06:09:56 PM
 :lol:

Oh that's awful. Counter with cough drops.
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: Habbaku on August 23, 2011, 06:32:09 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 23, 2011, 05:40:39 PM
Pee sitting down. Problem solved.

And another one instantly created.
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: HVC on August 23, 2011, 06:33:25 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 23, 2011, 05:40:39 PM
Pee sitting down. Problem solved.
you still got to point it down or you have the potential for some clean up work.
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: DGuller on August 23, 2011, 06:34:14 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 23, 2011, 06:09:56 PM
:lol:

Oh that's awful. Counter with cough drops.
I don't think Berkut is that agile.
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: Ideologue on August 23, 2011, 08:10:13 PM
Quote from: Malthus on August 23, 2011, 05:45:55 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 23, 2011, 03:39:16 PM
Quote from: Berkut on August 23, 2011, 03:00:26 PM
When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.

On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:

Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.

You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.

Oh, yeah.  I actually got chemical burns once from eating buffalo wings and not taking this precaution.

I can't imagine how filthy and revolting a scene that was.  :yuk:

I mean, don't you usually wash your hands when covered with wing-goo before unzipping your pants?

Yuck.  :lol:

I thought I'd licked them clean. :(
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: garbon on August 23, 2011, 08:16:34 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 23, 2011, 05:40:39 PM
Pee sitting down. Problem solved.

In public? :x
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: sbr on August 23, 2011, 09:09:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 23, 2011, 08:16:34 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 23, 2011, 05:40:39 PM
Pee sitting down. Problem solved.

In public? :x

I can't even crap sitting down in public.  I hover.

EDIT: Thank god I didn't go with my first instinct and type hoover.
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: Josquius on August 23, 2011, 09:37:51 PM
Quote from: sbr on August 23, 2011, 09:09:33 PM
I can't even crap sitting down in public.  I hover.

EDIT: Thank god I didn't go with my first instinct and type hoover.

:yes:
Even at home actually....

Also :yes: to sit down peeing still requiring aiming.
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: garbon on August 23, 2011, 09:50:51 PM
Quote from: sbr on August 23, 2011, 09:09:33 PM
EDIT: Thank god I didn't go with my first instinct and type hoover.

:lol:
Title: Re: Some imparted wisdom, based on experience
Post by: garbon on August 23, 2011, 09:51:27 PM
Quote from: Tyr on August 23, 2011, 09:37:51 PM
:yes:
Even at home actually....

Also :yes: to sit down peeing still requiring aiming.

So many things off with the quoted post but I shouldn't be surprised. :blush: