When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.
On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:
Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.
You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.
Quote from: Berkut on August 23, 2011, 03:00:26 PM
When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.
On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:
Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.
You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.
Getting a little warm in the nether regions?
:lol:
:lmfao:
Quote from: Berkut on August 23, 2011, 03:00:26 PM
You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.
My grandpa used to say that "you can always tell how much self-respect a man has by whether he washes his hands
before or
after he takes a piss." :P
Wow. Just wow.
I also assume you should avoid eye contact with the gentleman in the next stall after you yell out "dear god it burns"
I always kinda assumed grumbler's grandparents died before man had learned to talk. :hmm:
Pho is delicious :licklips:
I was happy to see that the local Vietnamese restaurant here has good, southern Vietnamese-style pho.
Pho is one of those dishes I make regularly, and people like to come over when they know I'm making it. :)
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 23, 2011, 03:16:52 PM
I always kinda assumed grumbler's grandparents died before man had learned to talk. :hmm:
I assumed he formed directly from the primordial goo.
Quote from: Berkut on August 23, 2011, 03:00:26 PM
When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.
On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:
Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.
You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.
Oh, yeah. I actually got chemical burns once from eating buffalo wings and not taking this precaution.
I rubbed habanero juice on my balls by mistake once. :hug:
Pee sitting down. Problem solved.
Quote from: Ideologue on August 23, 2011, 03:39:16 PM
Quote from: Berkut on August 23, 2011, 03:00:26 PM
When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.
On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:
Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.
You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.
Oh, yeah. I actually got chemical burns once from eating buffalo wings and not taking this precaution.
I can't imagine how filthy and revolting a scene that was. :yuk:
I mean, don't you usually wash your hands when covered with wing-goo before unzipping your pants?
Yuck. :lol:
Quote from: Malthus on August 23, 2011, 05:45:55 PM
I can't imagine how filthy and revolting a scene that was. :yuk:
I mean, don't you usually wash your hands when covered with wing-goo before unzipping your pants?
Yuck. :lol:
Lubricant? :hmm:
Quote from: Malthus on August 23, 2011, 05:45:55 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 23, 2011, 03:39:16 PM
Quote from: Berkut on August 23, 2011, 03:00:26 PM
When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.
On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:
Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.
You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.
Oh, yeah. I actually got chemical burns once from eating buffalo wings and not taking this precaution.
I can't imagine how filthy and revolting a scene that was. :yuk:
I mean, don't you usually wash your hands when covered with wing-goo before unzipping your pants?
Yuck. :lol:
I know a guy why went down on his girlfriend after eating suicide wings. She was not pleased lol.
:lol:
Oh that's awful. Counter with cough drops.
Quote from: Martinus on August 23, 2011, 05:40:39 PM
Pee sitting down. Problem solved.
And another one instantly created.
Quote from: Martinus on August 23, 2011, 05:40:39 PM
Pee sitting down. Problem solved.
you still got to point it down or you have the potential for some clean up work.
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 23, 2011, 06:09:56 PM
:lol:
Oh that's awful. Counter with cough drops.
I don't think Berkut is that agile.
Quote from: Malthus on August 23, 2011, 05:45:55 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 23, 2011, 03:39:16 PM
Quote from: Berkut on August 23, 2011, 03:00:26 PM
When you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and order Pho soup, they may bring you this little tray of vegetables to be placed in the soup.
On this tray there may be a small, long, yellow pepper. You should:
Break this pepper up and place it in your soup. It provides a nice little heat and flavor.
You should also then go wash your hands, BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.
Oh, yeah. I actually got chemical burns once from eating buffalo wings and not taking this precaution.
I can't imagine how filthy and revolting a scene that was. :yuk:
I mean, don't you usually wash your hands when covered with wing-goo before unzipping your pants?
Yuck. :lol:
I thought I'd licked them clean. :(
Quote from: garbon on August 23, 2011, 08:16:34 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 23, 2011, 05:40:39 PM
Pee sitting down. Problem solved.
In public? :x
I can't even crap sitting down in public. I hover.
EDIT: Thank god I didn't go with my first instinct and type hoover.
Quote from: sbr on August 23, 2011, 09:09:33 PM
I can't even crap sitting down in public. I hover.
EDIT: Thank god I didn't go with my first instinct and type hoover.
:yes:
Even at home actually....
Also :yes: to sit down peeing still requiring aiming.
Quote from: sbr on August 23, 2011, 09:09:33 PM
EDIT: Thank god I didn't go with my first instinct and type hoover.
:lol:
Quote from: Tyr on August 23, 2011, 09:37:51 PM
:yes:
Even at home actually....
Also :yes: to sit down peeing still requiring aiming.
So many things off with the quoted post but I shouldn't be surprised. :blush: