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Title: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: Syt on August 07, 2011, 05:09:09 AM
From the reputed www.weirdasianews.com :P

Dead Baby Pills: China's New Stamina Enhancer (http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/05/dead-babies-main-ingredient-chinese-stamina-pill/)

QuoteThat's right, just when you thought you heard it all, China comes out with a stamina pill made from dead babies.

A Korean TV documentary team went on a search for the truth behind the dead baby pill, and what they found was shocking.

They tracked down a hospital that sells deceased babies, mostly abortions or still births, to medicine companies.

Dead Baby Pill1 Dead Baby Pills: Chinas New Stamina Enhancer picture

When the hospital has a deceased baby case, the staff, who are openly involved, are instructed to immediately  notify the medicine company.  The documentary team reveals the super secret process of how the Dead Baby Pill is made.

The medicine company stores these dead babies in a normal family's refrigerator, so no one can find out.  Then, when ready to use, they put the dead baby in a medical drying microwave, also located in someone's house.  Once dry, they grind it up and put it in the capsule.

At a very high price the documentary team got their hands on some of these pill and had them tested.

The results:  99.7% HUMAN

From the test results they were also able to tell the gender and found hair and nail remnants.

Dead Baby Pill Dead Baby Pills: Chinas New Stamina Enhancer picture

The business of the dead baby pill is secretive and expensive, but it's not without the consent of the deceased mother.  Microwave dried placenta is another brand of pill that are openly made by this medical company.

I'm not sure if the placenta or the dead baby pill gives you more stamina, but I can tell you that I'm sticking with coffee.

The documentary will air on the 6th of August 2011 on SBS TV in South Korea.

http://www.newdaily.co.kr/news/article.html?no=88031
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: Slargos on August 07, 2011, 05:13:54 AM
Yes. This behaviour by the red chinese is... shocking.

And unexpected.

One would in fact never have thought them capable of something like this.

At all.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on August 07, 2011, 05:33:13 AM
soylent green?
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: Slargos on August 07, 2011, 05:40:11 AM
Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on August 07, 2011, 05:33:13 AM
soylent greenyellow?

FYPFY.
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: The Brain on August 07, 2011, 06:03:03 AM
If you use coffee for stamina you have all kinds of problems.
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: Princesca on August 07, 2011, 06:14:07 AM
 :x
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 07, 2011, 08:22:17 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thecheckoutgirl.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F10%2Fsoylent_green-7492182.jpg&hash=b8639a51dbebf65072d53f1ecde10f871b41a144)
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: Razgovory on August 07, 2011, 09:15:54 AM
I'm a little suspicious that this is legit.
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: DGuller on August 07, 2011, 09:33:30 AM
Why would you make stamina pills out of dead babies?  If there is anyone that lacks any stamina, it is dead babies.
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 07, 2011, 09:46:32 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 07, 2011, 09:15:54 AM
I'm a little suspicious that this is legit.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least, though.  Many cultures, including some religious-types here, have all sorts of ideas when it comes to fetal stuff, like the placenta.

Hell, we locked up a grandfather who tried to take his granddaughter's placenta from the hospital, and after he was refused permission to take it home because OH I DONT KNOW MOMMY HAD FUCKING HEPATITIS, he stole it anyway, biohazard refuse box and all.
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 07, 2011, 09:47:02 AM
Quote from: DGuller on August 07, 2011, 09:33:30 AM
Why would you make stamina pills out of dead babies?  If there is anyone that lacks any stamina, it is dead babies.

Point to DGuller.  Dead babies can't mash the power-up button.
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: Razgovory on August 07, 2011, 09:53:16 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 07, 2011, 09:46:32 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 07, 2011, 09:15:54 AM
I'm a little suspicious that this is legit.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least, though.  Many cultures, including some religious-types here, have all sorts of ideas when it comes to fetal stuff, like the placenta.

Hell, we locked up a grandfather who tried to take his granddaughter's placenta from the hospital, and after he was refused permission to take it home because OH I DONT KNOW MOMMY HAD FUCKING HEPATITIS, he stole it anyway, biohazard refuse box and all.

Eh, this reminds me of some hoaxes I've seen in the past.  http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/fetus.asp  Now, I admit I don't really understand Chinese culture.
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 07, 2011, 10:00:44 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 07, 2011, 09:53:16 AM
Eh, this reminds me of some hoaxes I've seen in the past. 

I think eating the stuff is a little far-fetched;  apparently, planting it with trees is a big thing.
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: Syt on August 07, 2011, 10:13:54 AM
Btw, there's the movie Dumplings (Wiki Article) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumplings_%28film%29) on a similar topic (eternal youth through eating fetuses).
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on August 07, 2011, 12:59:03 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 07, 2011, 09:46:32 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 07, 2011, 09:15:54 AM
I'm a little suspicious that this is legit.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least, though.  Many cultures, including some religious-types here, have all sorts of ideas when it comes to fetal stuff, like the placenta.

Hell, we locked up a grandfather who tried to take his granddaughter's placenta from the hospital, and after he was refused permission to take it home because OH I DONT KNOW MOMMY HAD FUCKING HEPATITIS, he stole it anyway, biohazard refuse box and all.

One of these nuts?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_birth
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: Ed Anger on August 07, 2011, 01:14:48 PM
I could use some baby pep pills. I'd be like Alex P. Keating taking those uppers on that very special episode of Family Ties.
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: Syt on August 08, 2011, 01:46:16 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 07, 2011, 01:14:48 PM
I could use some baby pep pills.

Well, it's not like your loins don't produce enough raw material. :P
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: Monoriu on August 08, 2011, 02:39:31 AM
I've never heard of this story.  I don't think it is true.  It is too expensive to make stamina pills out of dead babies, the supply of which is rather limited.  It is far cheaper and easier to use their latest chemical of the week for the same purpose. 
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: HVC on August 08, 2011, 11:48:59 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 08, 2011, 02:39:31 AM
I've never heard of this story.  I don't think it is true.  It is too expensive to make stamina pills out of dead babies, the supply of which is rather limited.  It is far cheaper and easier to use their latest chemical of the week for the same purpose. 
probably more plentiful then tiger dong and bear galbladder.
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: Josephus on August 08, 2011, 12:19:25 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 08, 2011, 11:48:59 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 08, 2011, 02:39:31 AM
I've never heard of this story.  I don't think it is true.  It is too expensive to make stamina pills out of dead babies, the supply of which is rather limited.  It is far cheaper and easier to use their latest chemical of the week for the same purpose. 
probably more plentiful then tiger dong and bear galbladder.

And PETA doesn't get upset.
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 08, 2011, 07:06:42 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 08, 2011, 02:39:31 AM
I've never heard of this story.  I don't think it is true.  It is too expensive to make stamina pills out of dead babies, the supply of which is rather limited.  It is far cheaper and easier to use their latest chemical of the week for the same purpose. 

:yeahright: In China?  One of, if not the sole, biggest locales for infanticide?

EVELYTHING IS ALLLIGHT THELE IS NOTHING TO WOLLY ABOUT.
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: Monoriu on August 08, 2011, 10:35:43 PM
They are far more likely to put dead rats in those stamina pills than dead infants, for the simple reason that rat corpses are cheaper and more plentiful. 
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: Camerus on August 08, 2011, 10:40:29 PM
The fact that the claim is being made by Koreans also makes it suspect.
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: Razgovory on August 08, 2011, 11:31:42 PM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on August 08, 2011, 10:40:29 PM
The fact that the claim is being made by Koreans also makes it suspect.

Yeah, I mean these are a people who believe that if they leave an electric fan on to long, it'll cut up all the oxygen and the willl suffocate.
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: garbon on August 09, 2011, 06:36:59 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 07, 2011, 01:14:48 PM
I could use some baby pep pills. I'd be like Alex P. Keating taking those uppers on that very special episode of Family Ties.

Somehow, I saw that episode. :(
Title: Re: Chinese grind dead babies into stamina pills
Post by: Kleves on August 10, 2011, 08:57:13 AM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on August 08, 2011, 10:40:29 PM
The fact that the claim is being made by Koreans also makes it suspect.
On the other hand, is there anything evil that the Chinese don't do?