So, I'm away on holidays and discovering an iPhone app called Grindr (to all the garbons out there - no, I havent just found out about it, just havent used it). It shows you all gay men willing to fuck in your vicinity, based on distance/location from you (fags + geolocation = profit). Do apps like this exist for heteros too and if so, are heteros slutty enough for this to work?
Discuss.
I have heard of a hook-up app.
Quote from: Martinus on July 14, 2011, 03:55:28 AM
So, I'm away on holidays and discovering an iPhone app called Grindr (to all the garbons out there - no, I havent just found out about it, just havent used it). It shows you all gay men willing to fuck in your vicinity, based on distance/location from you (fags + geolocation = profit). Do apps like this exist for heteros too and if so, are heteros slutty enough for this to work?
Discuss.
That's fucking disgusting. Are you an animal? Go read a book.
Wtf.
It will be easy to round you up when the time comes. :)
Quote from: Zoupa on July 14, 2011, 04:12:18 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 14, 2011, 03:55:28 AM
So, I'm away on holidays and discovering an iPhone app called Grindr (to all the garbons out there - no, I havent just found out about it, just havent used it). It shows you all gay men willing to fuck in your vicinity, based on distance/location from you (fags + geolocation = profit). Do apps like this exist for heteros too and if so, are heteros slutty enough for this to work?
Discuss.
That's fucking disgusting. Are you an animal? Go read a book.
Wtf.
Well, he is coming up on holiday, so he's in heat. Probably presenting backwards and splaying his toes and shit.
No Marcin, only you homosexuals are so depraved to have smartphone apps and websites dedicated to just hooking up, you'll never find any such things for us breeders.
It'd work on the woman side of things, not for men though.
But then 99% of women don't need an app to find men willing to shag them.
Quoteyou'll never find any such things for us breeders.
Quote99% of women don't need an app to find men willing to shag them.
Thread solved.
Quote from: Tyr on July 14, 2011, 05:21:52 AM
It'd work on the woman side of things, not for men though.
But then 99% of women don't need an app to find men willing to shag them.
My thoughts as well. I think most of the "pretty girls" in such an app will be booby traps.
Quote from: Monoriu on July 14, 2011, 05:27:38 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 14, 2011, 05:21:52 AM
It'd work on the woman side of things, not for men though.
But then 99% of women don't need an app to find men willing to shag them.
My thoughts as well. I think most of the "pretty girls" in such an app will be booby traps.
:bleeding:
Quote from: Monoriu on July 14, 2011, 05:27:38 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 14, 2011, 05:21:52 AM
It'd work on the woman side of things, not for men though.
But then 99% of women don't need an app to find men willing to shag them.
My thoughts as well. I think most of the "pretty girls" in such an app will be booby traps.
Martinus. Hoping to convert someone desperate enough.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 14, 2011, 05:32:20 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 14, 2011, 05:27:38 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 14, 2011, 05:21:52 AM
It'd work on the woman side of things, not for men though.
But then 99% of women don't need an app to find men willing to shag them.
My thoughts as well. I think most of the "pretty girls" in such an app will be booby traps.
Martinus. Hoping to convert someone desperate enough.
I'd rather die than become Polish.
Quote from: Martinus on July 14, 2011, 03:55:28 AM
So, I'm away on holidays and discovering an iPhone app called Grindr (to all the garbons out there - no, I havent just found out about it, just havent used it). It shows you all gay men willing to fuck in your vicinity, based on distance/location from you (fags + geolocation = profit). Do apps like this exist for heteros too and if so, are heteros slutty enough for this to work?
Discuss.
They can certainly be slutty enough, but why would women even remotely attractive need an app? Attractive women have all the choice in the world, they don't need an app. They just need to get out in clubs, in bars, or in swing clubs and either choose someone if she's assertive, or make come hither stares if she is demured.
Women need to at least like what she sees or hears before she'll open their legs for us, because she can get knocked up. If it was as easy for the average straight male to get laid, we wouldn't need apps either.
Quote from: Drakken on July 14, 2011, 07:53:20 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 14, 2011, 03:55:28 AM
So, I'm away on holidays and discovering an iPhone app called Grindr (to all the garbons out there - no, I havent just found out about it, just havent used it). It shows you all gay men willing to fuck in your vicinity, based on distance/location from you (fags + geolocation = profit). Do apps like this exist for heteros too and if so, are heteros slutty enough for this to work?
Discuss.
They can certainly be slutty enough, but why would women even remotely attractive need an app? Attractive women have all the choice in the world, they don't need an app. They just need to get out in clubs. in bars, or in swing clubs and either choose someone if she's assertive, or make come hither stares if she is demured.
Women need to at least like what she sees and hears before she'll open their legs for us, because she can get knocked up. If it was as easy for the average straight male to get laid, we wouldn't need apps either.
Indeed. It seems more like a mechanized gaydar than anything else.
I guess the question is: are there women stupid enough to use an app like that?
Probably. So I say: yes.
Back in the pre-smartphone days my friends and I used to play "Who's in the room?" with Bluetooth. In any given central London you'd always find upforit, donkeydick, sendmeantything, nostrings etc.
Quote from: The Brain on July 14, 2011, 04:18:50 AM
It will be easy to round you up when the time comes. :)
Now, there is an idea...
If women actually signed up for something like that then it would work. The ghey version works because all men are sluts.
Quote from: Brazen on July 14, 2011, 09:22:28 AM
Back in the pre-smartphone days my friends and I used to play "Who's in the room?" with Bluetooth. In any given central London you'd always find upforit, donkeydick, sendmeantything, nostrings etc.
I wonder whats your mileage.
I wont touch you with a 10 foot pole, that's for sure.
I don't get the point of it really. Not particularly hard to find someone who wants to hookup.
I wish I had been more slutty earlier in life. I'd have better stories to tell. Siege has it wrong.
Quote from: citizen k on July 14, 2011, 03:57:55 AM
I have heard of a hook-up app.
http://www.localsin.com/index.aspx (http://www.localsin.com/index.aspx)
Quote from: garbon on July 14, 2011, 09:46:15 PM
I don't get the point of it really. Not particularly hard to find someone who wants to hookup.
Fuck your smugness.
Quote from: Ideologue on July 14, 2011, 11:00:57 PM
Quote from: garbon on July 14, 2011, 09:46:15 PM
I don't get the point of it really. Not particularly hard to find someone who wants to hookup.
Fuck your smugness.
Well I thought it was obvious that I was talking about grindr and gay men. It would be easy for you too if you wanted a man. :lol:
Quote from: garbon on July 14, 2011, 11:34:46 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 14, 2011, 11:00:57 PM
Quote from: garbon on July 14, 2011, 09:46:15 PM
I don't get the point of it really. Not particularly hard to find someone who wants to hookup.
Fuck your smugness.
Well I thought it was obvious that I was talking about grindr and gay men. It would be easy for you too if you wanted a man. :lol:
I know, that's what I meant. :P
Quote from: garbon on July 14, 2011, 09:46:15 PM
I don't get the point of it really. Not particularly hard to find someone who wants to hookup.
If you had stuck around in Maryland long enough, I could've pimped you out. Think of the profit.
Quote from: Siege on July 14, 2011, 09:40:55 PM
I wonder whats your mileage.
I wont touch you with a 10 foot pole, that's for sure.
Good, though I'd much rather be touched with a 10-foot pole than you.
Just to be clear, we weren't doing it for hook-ups, just seeing what sluts and mansluts were in the same pub. Journalists, see.
I'm surprised Craigslist hasn't developed an app.
Quote from: garbon on July 14, 2011, 09:46:15 PM
I don't get the point of it really. Not particularly hard to find someone who wants to hookup.
Don't you live in San Francisco?
You saying that is basically the equivalent of a guy who lives in Holland telling a beduin herder from the deep desert that there's no need for an app to find water. ;)
Quote from: Tyr on July 16, 2011, 06:13:21 AM
Don't you live in San Francisco?
No, he lives in New York, which is like San Francisco gay-wise, except larger and with less windbreakers.
Quote from: Tyr on July 16, 2011, 06:13:21 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 14, 2011, 09:46:15 PM
I don't get the point of it really. Not particularly hard to find someone who wants to hookup.
Don't you live in San Francisco?
You saying that is basically the equivalent of a guy who lives in Holland telling a beduin herder from the deep desert that there's no need for an app to find water. ;)
Where do you think the bulk of the users are? :huh: