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Poll
Question: When drunk have you ever done something that you'd consider more fucked up than drawing symbols with your own blood?
Option 1: Yes votes: 11
Option 2: No votes: 17
Option 3: I have never sipped the devil's brew votes: 3
Title: Alcohol Tales
Post by: garbon on June 20, 2011, 05:38:43 PM
Curious minds are curious.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: mongers on June 20, 2011, 05:48:24 PM
Why yes of course;

Proposed to a woman.
Undertook a rather dangerous cliff walk.
Walked across some rather dodgy neighbourhoods in various cities.
etc.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on June 20, 2011, 05:49:52 PM
I've sacrificed virgins to my dark lord and written symbols in their blood.  :cthulu:
So, no.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: Slargos on June 20, 2011, 06:00:21 PM
Can't say I have even come close.

Although I've made some very questionable decisions regarding women of dubious quality, which come to think of it might actually qualify.

Going down on sweaty, rotten, chubber club pussy would probably qualify.

So I change my mind.

Yes.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 20, 2011, 06:07:43 PM
Thousands of people do every day.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: Josquius on June 20, 2011, 06:18:46 PM
Much more.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: Iormlund on June 20, 2011, 06:28:45 PM
Probably, but I don't remember what it was.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: citizen k on June 20, 2011, 06:50:50 PM
@Garbon
  Amanda Knox has got you beat.

Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: garbon on June 20, 2011, 06:53:00 PM
Quote from: citizen k on June 20, 2011, 06:50:50 PM
@Garbon
  Amanda Knox has got you beat.



Me beat? :unsure:
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 20, 2011, 07:43:29 PM
Yes. Drawing symbols with my own snot.  On a sliding glass door.  On the inside.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 20, 2011, 07:53:14 PM
Quote from: Slargos on June 20, 2011, 06:00:21 PM
Going down on sweaty, rotten, chubber club pussy would probably qualify.

Oh, dear Christ. :hurl: 
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: dps on June 20, 2011, 08:21:31 PM
Quote from: mongers on June 20, 2011, 05:48:24 PM
Why yes of course;

Proposed to a woman.
Undertook a rather dangerous cliff walk.
Walked across some rather dodgy neighbourhoods in various cities.
etc.


Heck, I've done all of those sober.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: Monoriu on June 20, 2011, 08:38:49 PM
Never been drunk.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: Ed Anger on June 20, 2011, 08:45:19 PM
I've had some wild medication trips. Like the time I called my wife at 4am to tell her the cleaning staff at the hospital was conspiring to kill me and steal my portable DVD player.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 20, 2011, 08:46:05 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 20, 2011, 08:38:49 PM
Never been drunk.

I bet you've never been stoned either.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: Monoriu on June 20, 2011, 08:55:02 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 20, 2011, 08:46:05 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 20, 2011, 08:38:49 PM
Never been drunk.

I bet you've never been stoned either.

Of course.

I have consumed alcohol, just never been drunk.  I have never taken any illicit drugs. 
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: Razgovory on June 20, 2011, 10:26:34 PM
Never been drunk either.  I don't drink.  I've never been stoned on illegal drugs.  Some of the ones I've been prescribed have had some odd reactions.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: Siege on June 20, 2011, 10:36:16 PM
Never been drunk.

Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: DGuller on June 20, 2011, 10:38:13 PM
Quote from: Siege on June 20, 2011, 10:36:16 PM
Never been drunk.
:lmfao:
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: Pedrito on June 21, 2011, 04:18:08 AM
Not as fucked up as Tyr's drawings  :lol:

But I did my fair share of alcohol-induced idiocies, for sure  :blush:

L.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: Norgy on June 21, 2011, 04:52:32 AM
Yeah, I obviously have.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: Liep on June 21, 2011, 05:28:20 AM
Quote from: dps on June 20, 2011, 08:21:31 PM
Quote from: mongers on June 20, 2011, 05:48:24 PM
Why yes of course;

Proposed to a woman.
Undertook a rather dangerous cliff walk.
Walked across some rather dodgy neighbourhoods in various cities.
etc.


Heck, I've done all of those sober.

Yes, but all of those are more dangerous when drunk.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: Brazen on June 21, 2011, 06:08:32 AM
Yes, I told two muggers on a Tube train to give this guy back his wallet. They did, then beat the shit out of him at the next stop.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: Grallon on June 21, 2011, 06:30:32 AM
Yes, most involving boys in some fashion or another.



G.
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: HVC on June 21, 2011, 07:40:13 AM
Quote from: Brazen on June 21, 2011, 06:08:32 AM
Yes, I told two muggers on a Tube train to give this guy back his wallet. They did, then beat the shit out of him at the next stop.
did you tell them to stop beating the shit out of him, or had you learned you lesson? :P
Title: Re: Alcohol Tales
Post by: viper37 on June 21, 2011, 08:30:57 AM
I always drank, sometimes a lot, never done anything silly.
Except driving once or twice, but I guess everyone is entitled to do one stupid thing in their younger years.