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Title: Zombies attack Leicester!
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on June 19, 2011, 03:19:57 AM
This story gave me a good laugh :

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13823427

Earlier this month a member of the public had used the Freedom of information act and discovered that Leicester did not have a contingency plan for dealing with a zombie attack.
Title: Re: Zombies attack Leicester!
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2011, 03:28:24 AM
Neither has the local council here. We're all zombie fodder when the apocalypse comes.  :cry:

Excellent idea and follow-through, though.  :bowler:
Title: Re: Zombies attack Leicester!
Post by: Scipio on June 19, 2011, 06:27:15 AM
This reminds me: the Missus and I need to practice our ZA contingency plan.
Title: Re: Zombies attack Leicester!
Post by: Martinus on June 19, 2011, 08:13:26 AM
Stuff like this is why I like the Brits.  :D
Title: Re: Zombies attack Leicester!
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 19, 2011, 09:44:53 AM
Quote from: Martinus on June 19, 2011, 08:13:26 AM
Stuff like this is why I like the Brits.  :D

The CDC was on top of this a month ago.

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

Title: Re: Zombies attack Leicester!
Post by: Josquius on June 19, 2011, 10:08:43 AM
If zombies did overrun Leicester how would we tell the difference?
Title: Re: Zombies attack Leicester!
Post by: Ed Anger on June 19, 2011, 10:50:09 AM
this zombie shit bores me.
Title: Re: Zombies attack Leicester!
Post by: JonasSalk on June 19, 2011, 01:11:49 PM
Quote from: Martinus on June 19, 2011, 08:13:26 AM
Stuff like this is why I like the Brits.  :D

Meanwhile, when Americans do it, you hate them. STFU idiot.
Title: Re: Zombies attack Leicester!
Post by: Neil on June 19, 2011, 02:07:12 PM
I would be alarmed if they did have a plan.  It would be a terrible waste of public money.
Title: Re: Zombies attack Leicester!
Post by: Siege on June 19, 2011, 05:19:02 PM
Zombies are code speak for muslims.

Title: Re: Zombies attack Leicester!
Post by: Norgy on June 20, 2011, 09:13:48 AM
Are brains halal, though?  :hmm:
Title: Re: Zombies attack Leicester!
Post by: Strix on June 20, 2011, 11:38:36 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 20, 2011, 09:13:48 AM
Are brains halal, though?  :hmm:

Only if you rip out the infidels throat and let them bleed out.