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Title: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Ed Anger on May 12, 2011, 06:31:41 PM
For 3 days. Fuck you all. I AM ON BREAK.

My official reason?

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Buckeye woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Ohio State and the Sacred Ways of Woody Hayes together, until such time as he  can deliver to Ohio State Football championships, either in this world or in space.

Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Scipio on May 12, 2011, 06:32:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2011, 06:31:41 PM
For 3 days. Fuck you all. I AM ON BREAK.

My official reason?

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Buckeye woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Ohio State and the Sacred Ways of Woody Hayes together, until such time as he  can deliver to Ohio State Football championships, either in this world or in space.
Okay, Uncas.

But maybe you should concentrate on breeding an incorruptible football coach.
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: crazy canuck on May 12, 2011, 06:32:43 PM
About fucking time!
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Ed Anger on May 12, 2011, 06:37:35 PM
Quote from: Scipio on May 12, 2011, 06:32:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2011, 06:31:41 PM
For 3 days. Fuck you all. I AM ON BREAK.

My official reason?

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Buckeye woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Ohio State and the Sacred Ways of Woody Hayes together, until such time as he  can deliver to Ohio State Football championships, either in this world or in space.
Okay, Uncas.

But maybe you should concentrate on breeding an incorruptible football coach.

He shall give them free space cars.
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Razgovory on May 12, 2011, 06:41:51 PM
Won't your wife object?
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Ed Anger on May 12, 2011, 06:42:30 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 12, 2011, 06:41:51 PM
Won't your wife object?

I am on a VISION QUEST.
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Razgovory on May 12, 2011, 06:43:45 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Ed Anger on May 12, 2011, 06:46:51 PM
Or a midwest casino full of comps to use. Whichever is funnier.
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Razgovory on May 12, 2011, 06:54:45 PM
According to Google the phrase "either in this world or in space" is exclusive to Languish.  I have to get Lettow credit.  It's hard to come up with something completely original.
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Ideologue on May 12, 2011, 06:58:13 PM
Languish: a generator of novel setences since 2003.  Or whenever, who cares.
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: viper37 on May 12, 2011, 07:13:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2011, 06:31:41 PM
For 3 days. Fuck you all. I AM ON BREAK.

Do you have a cell/smartphone so we can send you updates about the Winnipeg Thrashers?
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 12, 2011, 07:58:51 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 12, 2011, 06:58:13 PM
Languish: a generator of novel setences since 2003.  Or whenever, who cares.

There's probably got to be at least a hundred just from Bmo and people mimicing him.
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: MadImmortalMan on May 12, 2011, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 12, 2011, 06:54:45 PM
According to Google the phrase "either in this world or in space" is exclusive to Languish.  I have to get Lettow credit.  It's hard to come up with something completely original.


Damn, it's true.   :lol:
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Barrister on May 12, 2011, 08:05:23 PM
Ragequitting?

You told us you were hardcore. :(
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: jimmy olsen on May 12, 2011, 08:31:16 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 12, 2011, 06:54:45 PM
According to Google the phrase "either in this world or in space" is exclusive to Languish.  I have to get Lettow credit.  It's hard to come up with something completely original.
With all the Science Fiction that's been written in the last 100 years I find that very hard to believe.
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Ideologue on May 12, 2011, 09:09:00 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 12, 2011, 08:31:16 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 12, 2011, 06:54:45 PM
According to Google the phrase "either in this world or in space" is exclusive to Languish.  I have to get Lettow credit.  It's hard to come up with something completely original.
With all the Science Fiction that's been written in the last 100 years I find that very hard to believe.

Probably something very close, but most people would probably use the construction "on this world, or in space" when referring to a planet.
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Jacob on May 12, 2011, 10:48:49 PM
I never thought Eddie would ragequit like that on us.

Always figured he'd Anger quit.
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Viking on May 13, 2011, 05:19:56 AM
Monkeybutt = Martinass

The Monkey's name is Martin!!!!!
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 13, 2011, 06:24:29 AM
Nigga's going camping.   He'll be back Monday.
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Grey Fox on May 13, 2011, 06:25:06 AM
Camping with 2 sets of twins. Fun for everyone!
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: KRonn on May 13, 2011, 07:23:40 AM
Ed, have fun storming the castle!     :cool:
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Caliga on May 13, 2011, 08:26:05 AM
Quote from: KRonn on May 13, 2011, 07:23:40 AM
Ed, have fun storming the castle!     :cool:
OMG FREAKY... I was about to post the same thing.  Seriously! :o
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: PDH on May 13, 2011, 08:33:37 AM
I would ragequit, but Ed did first and I am a nonconformist.
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: KRonn on May 13, 2011, 09:28:04 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 13, 2011, 08:26:05 AM
Quote from: KRonn on May 13, 2011, 07:23:40 AM
Ed, have fun storming the castle!     :cool:
OMG FREAKY... I was about to post the same thing.  Seriously! :o
I think we need to form a Brute Squad!   :cool:
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: jimmy olsen on May 13, 2011, 10:19:38 AM
See what My Little Pony does to a man. :shakeshead:
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Ed Anger on May 15, 2011, 12:54:33 PM
I'm back, richer in spirit and financially. I count cards. Fuck you.

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WAITER! More Steak! I HAVE COMPS! SERVE ME!

Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: katmai on May 15, 2011, 12:57:16 PM
And you have the gall to call me Fatmai!
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Ed Anger on May 15, 2011, 01:01:09 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 15, 2011, 12:57:16 PM
And you have the gall to call me Fatmai!

I'd say it to your face.
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: katmai on May 15, 2011, 01:04:05 PM
You fucking liar......










You'd never meet me in person :P
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Ed Anger on May 15, 2011, 01:07:08 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 15, 2011, 01:04:05 PM
You fucking liar......










You'd never meet me in person :P

:)
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Siege on May 16, 2011, 05:53:59 AM
Did he really quit?

Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Ed Anger on May 16, 2011, 07:00:58 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 16, 2011, 05:53:59 AM
Did he really quit?

Are you really this much of an idiot?
Title: Re: Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting
Post by: Scipio on May 16, 2011, 05:41:02 PM
Fuck you, I'm rageJOINING!