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Title: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:18:11 PM
Looks like this:

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Gay royalty ftw. :D
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Slargos on May 06, 2011, 03:20:01 PM
Yeah, the brother of a commoner married to a prince isn't royalty. Fucking polacks.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Barrister on May 06, 2011, 03:26:26 PM
Quote from: Slargos on May 06, 2011, 03:20:01 PM
Yeah, the brother of a commoner married to a prince isn't royalty. Fucking polacks.  :rolleyes:

I'd be somewhat surprised if Mr. Middleton wasn't given a minor title somewhere along the way.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 03:30:06 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 06, 2011, 03:26:26 PM
I'd be somewhat surprised if Mr. Middleton wasn't given a minor title somewhere along the way.

And if Marty is right they can safely have it revert back to the crown later on.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Grey Fox on May 06, 2011, 03:30:59 PM
WTF is this crap. If we are to look at a sibling of the Future Queen, we're looking at Pippa.

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Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:32:48 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 03:30:06 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 06, 2011, 03:26:26 PM
I'd be somewhat surprised if Mr. Middleton wasn't given a minor title somewhere along the way.

And if Marty is right they can safely have it revert back to the crown later on.

Yes, because gay people never have children, adopted or otherwise.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:35:33 PM
Pippa means "Cunt" in Polish and James looks much hotter:

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Ok, she beats him in a dress:

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Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 03:36:07 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:32:48 PM
Yes, because gay people never have children, adopted or otherwise.  :rolleyes:

Um Marty you can only pass on a hereditary title through a legitimate blood heir.  Are you suggesting he is going to enter into a heterosexual marriage and produce kids as a gay guy in 21st century England?
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Josquius on May 06, 2011, 03:36:22 PM
He is gay? Or just looks it?
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Slargos on May 06, 2011, 03:37:30 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 06, 2011, 03:26:26 PM
Quote from: Slargos on May 06, 2011, 03:20:01 PM
Yeah, the brother of a commoner married to a prince isn't royalty. Fucking polacks.  :rolleyes:

I'd be somewhat surprised if Mr. Middleton wasn't given a minor title somewhere along the way.

Minor title NE royalty.

Regardless, as it hasn't happened yet, the point is moot.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Grey Fox on May 06, 2011, 03:38:10 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 03:36:07 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:32:48 PM
Yes, because gay people never have children, adopted or otherwise.  :rolleyes:

Um Marty you can only pass on a hereditary title through a legitimate blood heir.  Are you suggesting he is going to enter into a heterosexual marriage and produce kids as a gay guy in 21st century England?

It's a moot point anyway most of the title giving today are not passed.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Slargos on May 06, 2011, 03:38:19 PM
Incidentally, "Pippa" is Swedish slang for "Fuck".  :hmm:
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:39:17 PM
Quote from: Tyr on May 06, 2011, 03:36:22 PM
He is gay? Or just looks it?

Just looks it:

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Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on May 06, 2011, 03:39:22 PM
He is an upper-class Englishman, labels like gay or heterosexual have no meaning to that elite  :cool:
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 03:39:40 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 06, 2011, 03:38:10 PM
It's a moot point anyway most of the title giving today are not passed.

Interesting point.  I think  that only works if they make him a life peer in the House of Lords or Knight him.  Can you have a non-hereditary title of a different sort?
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:41:41 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 03:39:40 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 06, 2011, 03:38:10 PM
It's a moot point anyway most of the title giving today are not passed.

Interesting point.  I think  that only works if they make him a life peer in the House of Lords or Knight him.  Can you have a non-hereditary title of a different sort?

They are scrapping the House of Lords soon anyway, and most life peers don't go into House of Lords anymore anyway, so unlikely. He will probably be made Viscount of Somesuch.

Hope he doesn't end up like George Boleyn.  :ph34r:

Also: Prince Harry/James Middleton slash fiction is going to sell. :P
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:42:08 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on May 06, 2011, 03:39:22 PM
He is an upper-class Englishman, labels like gay or heterosexual have no meaning to that elite  :cool:
:lol:
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 03:44:05 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:41:41 PM
They are scrapping the House of Lords soon anyway, and most life peers don't go into House of Lords anymore anyway, so unlikely. He will probably be made Viscount of Somesuch.

I thought Britain never made any constitutional changes "soon" ;)

Ah so there are life peers who do not sit in the Lords?  I am learning so much about post-modern aristocracy
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Josephus on May 06, 2011, 03:45:10 PM
Quote from: Tyr on May 06, 2011, 03:36:22 PM
He is gay? Or just looks it?

Who? Marti?
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Barrister on May 06, 2011, 03:46:56 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 03:44:05 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:41:41 PM
They are scrapping the House of Lords soon anyway, and most life peers don't go into House of Lords anymore anyway, so unlikely. He will probably be made Viscount of Somesuch.

I thought Britain never made any constitutional changes "soon" ;)

Ah so there are life peers who do not sit in the Lords?  I am learning so much about post-modern aristocracy

Yes.  Most of them.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on May 06, 2011, 03:48:58 PM
Apart from anything else there are not enough seats in the chamber for all the peers to sit.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 03:49:03 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 06, 2011, 03:46:56 PM
Yes.  Most of them.

But there are like 700 members of the HoL!  The Brits must really love making nobles.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: jamesww on May 06, 2011, 03:50:41 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on May 06, 2011, 03:39:22 PM
He is an upper-class Englishman, labels like gay or heterosexual have no meaning to that elite  :cool:

:lol:
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:52:49 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 03:49:03 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 06, 2011, 03:46:56 PM
Yes.  Most of them.

But there are like 700 members of the HoL!  The Brits must really love making nobles.

Yes, and most of them bat for the team. *cough*

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Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 03:56:43 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:52:49 PM
Yes, and most of them bat for the team. *cough*

Your inclusion of David Beckham makes it hard to figure out what team you are referring to.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:58:14 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 03:56:43 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:52:49 PM
Yes, and most of them bat for the team. *cough*

Your inclusion of David Beckham makes it hard to figure out what team you are referring to.

Actually he has been rumoured to be gay for quite a while.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Grey Fox on May 06, 2011, 04:04:48 PM
I think we can firmly put in the Bi team.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 04:07:11 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:58:14 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 03:56:43 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:52:49 PM
Yes, and most of them bat for the team. *cough*

Your inclusion of David Beckham makes it hard to figure out what team you are referring to.

Actually he has been rumoured to be gay for quite a while.

Fair enough.  I just presume in this day and age people do not feel the need to do something as gross as marrying a beard but hey it is his life.  Kind of sad if true.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Grey Fox on May 06, 2011, 04:13:05 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 04:07:11 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:58:14 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 03:56:43 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:52:49 PM
Yes, and most of them bat for the team. *cough*

Your inclusion of David Beckham makes it hard to figure out what team you are referring to.

Actually he has been rumoured to be gay for quite a while.

Fair enough.  I just presume in this day and age people do not feel the need to do something as gross as marrying a beard but hey it is his life.  Kind of sad if true.

Unless you are a professional athlete.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 04:15:04 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 06, 2011, 04:13:05 PM
Unless you are a professional athlete.

You are not required to get married.  It is not like he is a red state politician or anything.  Besides he plays for the LA Galaxy nobody would notice.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 04:54:15 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 04:15:04 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 06, 2011, 04:13:05 PM
Unless you are a professional athlete.

You are not required to get married.  It is not like he is a red state politician or anything.  Besides he plays for the LA Galaxy nobody would notice.

Not sure I really see the difference. Things may be changing (slowly) but back when he started his career, being openly gay would spell the end of his career, both in terms of homophobia from fellow players and lack of sponsors/endorsements - how is that different from a red state politician?

Besides, it's not like he married just any beard - he married Posh Spice. For both of them this was a career/"power couple" move - so it could have just been a pact.

If you have to ask why sport celebrities choose to stay in the closet, ask yourself why people in the entertainment industry (arguably, the most gay-friendly industry) have to - from NPH or Ricky Martin who stayed in the closet for a long time, to Tom Cruise or John Travolta who are still there.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: jamesww on May 06, 2011, 05:00:54 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:58:14 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 03:56:43 PM


Your inclusion of David Beckham makes it hard to figure out what team you are referring to.

Actually he has been rumoured to be gay for quite a while.

And 9/11 is rumoured to be an 'inside job'.  :hmm:
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 05:02:06 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 04:54:15 PM
Not sure I really see the difference. Things may be changing (slowly) but back when he started his career, being openly gay would spell the end of his career, both in terms of homophobia from fellow players and lack of sponsors/endorsements - how is that different from a red state politician?

Red state politicians get married so they can parade their wife and kids to show how family values they are.  Sports stars do not need to do that.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 05:05:40 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 04:54:15 PM
If you have to ask why sport celebrities choose to stay in the closet, ask yourself why people...Tom Cruise or John Travolta who are still there.

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I mean presuming they are gay I do not know or really care.  Once you join the cult you are dead to me.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 05:09:05 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 05:02:06 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 04:54:15 PM
Not sure I really see the difference. Things may be changing (slowly) but back when he started his career, being openly gay would spell the end of his career, both in terms of homophobia from fellow players and lack of sponsors/endorsements - how is that different from a red state politician?

Red state politicians get married so they can parade their wife and kids to show how family values they are.  Sports stars do not need to do that.

As I said, in his case it's more of a mutual benefit pact - both him and Posh parade each other, which raises their mutual profile.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: jamesww on May 06, 2011, 05:12:55 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 05:05:40 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 04:54:15 PM
If you have to ask why sport celebrities choose to stay in the closet, ask yourself why people...Tom Cruise or John Travolta who are still there.

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I mean presuming they are gay I do not know or really care.  Once you join the cult you are dead to me.

Yes, weird isn't it, that there might be something more important about a person than if they're gay or not.  :hmm:
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Maximus on May 06, 2011, 09:04:55 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:58:14 PM
Actually he has been rumoured to be gay for quite a while.
Yea, but so has everyone else.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 09:54:07 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:52:49 PM
Yes, and most of them bat for the team. *cough*

Come to think of it none of those guys are nobles they are all knights.  Just FYI
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Martinus on May 07, 2011, 02:56:00 AM
Quote from: Maximus on May 06, 2011, 09:04:55 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:58:14 PM
Actually he has been rumoured to be gay for quite a while.
Yea, but so has everyone else.

Not really.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Zanza2 on May 07, 2011, 03:30:28 AM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 05:09:05 PMAs I said, in his case it's more of a mutual benefit pact - both him and Posh parade each other, which raises their mutual profile.
So how do you explain their four kids? Just to advance their career? That's just silly, even by your standards.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Sahib on May 07, 2011, 03:46:51 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 06, 2011, 09:54:07 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 06, 2011, 03:52:49 PM
Yes, and most of them bat for the team. *cough*

Come to think of it none of those guys are nobles they are all knights.  Just FYI

Aren't knights nobles. I mean that's how it used to be  :hmm:
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on May 07, 2011, 03:53:17 AM
They are not peers though.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: The Brain on May 07, 2011, 04:57:21 AM
They're here but they're not peer.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Martinus on May 07, 2011, 05:22:54 AM
Quote from: The Brain on May 07, 2011, 04:57:21 AM
They're here but they're not peer.

:D

I love you.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: The Larch on May 07, 2011, 05:25:56 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on May 06, 2011, 03:39:22 PM
He is an upper-class Englishman, labels like gay or heterosexual have no meaning to that elite  :cool:

"Everybody knows that it doesn't count if it happens in boarding school."
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: The Larch on May 07, 2011, 05:29:53 AM
And for the record, it seems that Pippa also likes to par-tay!!!!1

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Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Martinus on May 07, 2011, 05:33:22 AM
MI5: Bad at vetting? :D

This family is going to be fun to watch.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: The Larch on May 07, 2011, 05:39:09 AM
Quote from: Martinus on May 07, 2011, 05:33:22 AM
MI5: Bad at vetting? :D

This family is going to be fun to watch.

It's not as if there aren't precedents with prince Harry.  ;)

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And William looks totally plastered while holding a frilly drink in the background in that last one.  :lol:
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Valmy on May 07, 2011, 11:03:59 PM
Quote from: Sahib on May 07, 2011, 03:46:51 AM
Aren't knights nobles. I mean that's how it used to be  :hmm:

Knights in England were always weird.  Kinda sorta but not really I think is the answer.

Though usually it was Esquires who were kinda sorta nobles who were the guys getting knighted.

I mean as far as I know of course.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Valmy on May 07, 2011, 11:05:06 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 07, 2011, 05:33:22 AM
MI5: Bad at vetting? :D

This family is going to be fun to watch.

Hell that is probably why they were vetted.
Title: Re: The brother of the future Queen of England
Post by: Sheilbh on May 09, 2011, 03:52:27 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on May 06, 2011, 03:39:22 PM
He is an upper-class Englishman, labels like gay or heterosexual have no meaning to that elite  :cool:
Yeah.  The thing that makes me think he's gay is that he's a cake designer.  Many of those pictures just suggest he's reasonably well-off, English and has been drunk.

QuoteThey are not peers though.
And certainly not working peers.