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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Jacob on May 06, 2011, 12:23:00 PM

Title: The Newsroom
Post by: Jacob on May 06, 2011, 12:23:00 PM
Since Tim has broken his toe, he may not be able to keep his footing as our provider of news. It is up to all of us to step up in these trying times.

Here's an exciting piece of news from Florida: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/05/01/2011-05-01_group_of_deaf_mute_friends_stabbed_at_bar_after_thug_mistakes_their_sign_languag.html?obref=obinsite

I think the link title says it all.
Title: Re: The Newsroom
Post by: Norgy on May 06, 2011, 12:24:46 PM
Who's toeing the party line now that Tim doesn't?
And who will give us breaking news?
Title: Re: The Newsroom
Post by: The Brain on May 06, 2011, 12:30:53 PM
Florida? Was the thug a retired Jew?
Title: Re: The Newsroom
Post by: KRonn on May 06, 2011, 01:19:05 PM
Oh yeah, a couple of real sweetheart gang bangers. They were offended over gang signs! Duh! Right there, being part of a gang, is their first and most dumb assed mistake! 
Title: Re: The Newsroom
Post by: DontSayBanana on May 06, 2011, 01:24:10 PM
Jake, I really think you're out on a limb with the puns in that post.  I'm sure you realize you're going to have to watch your step, though.  Eh, who am I kidding?  Go nuts, just jump in with both feet.
Title: Re: The Newsroom
Post by: Slargos on May 06, 2011, 01:35:42 PM
Oh, snap!  :XD:
Title: Re: The Newsroom
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on May 06, 2011, 02:25:19 PM
"gang-banger" ?

Like a gang groupie I suppose.