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Title: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Josephus on May 03, 2011, 09:10:04 PM
I love west virginia

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42887887/ns/us_news-weird_news/?ocid=twitter
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Razgovory on May 03, 2011, 09:17:30 PM
I wonder what they can charge him with.
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: jimmy olsen on May 03, 2011, 09:18:44 PM
 :sleep:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfi3SSJPG9Y
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Martinus on May 04, 2011, 01:07:55 AM
I love that they mention the goat's sex. I guess in West Virginia he could probably marry a female goat, but gay-raping a male goat is just gross.  :lol:
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Martinus on May 04, 2011, 01:10:57 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 03, 2011, 09:17:30 PM
I wonder what they can charge him with.

I wonder too. I don't know the local standards, but a $50,000 bail for what is essentially a "goat theft" seems kinda high.
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Razgovory on May 04, 2011, 06:04:40 AM
I'm thinking destruction of property, and cruelty to animals.  Possibly some misdemeanor for public indecency.  Getting stoned from Bath Salts is not illegal in most states, but will likely be in the future.
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Martinus on May 04, 2011, 06:08:03 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 04, 2011, 06:04:40 AM
Possibly some misdemeanor for public indecency. 

The problem is that there was nothing "public" about it. He was doing that in the privacy of his own bedroom, when the police busted in.
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Razgovory on May 04, 2011, 06:10:00 AM
Quote from: Martinus on May 04, 2011, 06:08:03 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 04, 2011, 06:04:40 AM
Possibly some misdemeanor for public indecency. 

The problem is that there was nothing "public" about it. He was doing that in the privacy of his own bedroom, when the police busted in.

Running around in the woods wearing women's underwear may qualify.
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Martinus on May 04, 2011, 06:12:17 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 04, 2011, 06:10:00 AM
Quote from: Martinus on May 04, 2011, 06:08:03 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 04, 2011, 06:04:40 AM
Possibly some misdemeanor for public indecency. 

The problem is that there was nothing "public" about it. He was doing that in the privacy of his own bedroom, when the police busted in.

Running around in the woods wearing women's underwear may qualify.

Que?  :huh:

QuoteFrom inside Thompson's closed bedroom, "he told them, 'Don't come in, I'm naked,'" Powers told The Gazette. "But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene."
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Razgovory on May 04, 2011, 06:18:15 AM
QuoteFrom inside Thompson's closed bedroom, "he told them, 'Don't come in, I'm naked,'" Powers told The Gazette. "But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene."

Thompson ran out the front door when the nephew asked him about the dead goat, according to the complaint. Police found him several hours later after searching the woods, The Gazette reported.

Look at the photo, he's didn't get dressed in the meantime.

EDIT:  Not to mentioned the name of the article.
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Caliga on May 04, 2011, 07:09:50 AM
Great, now I'm hungry for some Tudor's Biscuit World biscuits and gravy. :mad:
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 04, 2011, 07:36:59 AM
As long as his junk's covered up, I'm not seeing the public indecency bit. Unless the panties were transparent?
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Josephus on May 04, 2011, 08:37:12 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 04, 2011, 07:36:59 AM
As long as his junk's covered up, I'm not seeing the public indecency bit. Unless the panties were transparent?

Panties do not cover ones junk.
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Valmy on May 04, 2011, 08:39:02 AM
Quote from: Josephus on May 04, 2011, 08:37:12 AM
Panties do not cover ones junk.

I bet granny panties would.
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Josephus on May 04, 2011, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 04, 2011, 08:39:02 AM
Quote from: Josephus on May 04, 2011, 08:37:12 AM
Panties do not cover ones junk.

I bet granny panties would.

Those are knickers not panties.
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Valmy on May 04, 2011, 08:49:36 AM
Quote from: Josephus on May 04, 2011, 08:39:46 AM
Those are knickers not panties.

Knickers?  What are you British?
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: KRonn on May 04, 2011, 08:49:42 AM
I didn't see where the article mentioned what the goat was wearing? Could have been the goat's fault, after all!   ;)
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Josephus on May 04, 2011, 08:59:55 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 04, 2011, 08:49:36 AM
Quote from: Josephus on May 04, 2011, 08:39:46 AM
Those are knickers not panties.

Knickers?  What are you British?

No, but my granny was.
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: dps on May 04, 2011, 02:28:18 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 04, 2011, 01:10:57 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 03, 2011, 09:17:30 PM
I wonder what they can charge him with.

I wonder too. I don't know the local standards, but a $50,000 bail for what is essentially a "goat theft" seems kinda high.

The article doesn't mention any charge except cruelty to animals.  As for the bail, I'm not really sure what the standard bail for someone charged with cruelty to animals would be.

Quote from: KRonnI didn't see where the article mentioned what the goat was wearing? Could have been the goat's fault, after all!   

From the article:
QuoteOfficers found the small gray and white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its neck



Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: KRonn on May 04, 2011, 02:49:24 PM
"Officers found the small gray and white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its neck"

Heh, the goat was wearing some clothes to help the guy get in the mood.    :huh: 
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Martinus on May 04, 2011, 02:55:38 PM
Maybe it was an assisted suicide? The goat could not live with having to wear a pink collar, put on him by that horrible bitch of a girl...
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: Malthus on May 04, 2011, 03:35:53 PM
This sort of story really gets my goat.
Title: Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Post by: The Brain on May 04, 2011, 04:02:09 PM
Did the goat have a thousand young?