I love west virginia
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42887887/ns/us_news-weird_news/?ocid=twitter
I wonder what they can charge him with.
:sleep:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfi3SSJPG9Y
I love that they mention the goat's sex. I guess in West Virginia he could probably marry a female goat, but gay-raping a male goat is just gross. :lol:
Quote from: Razgovory on May 03, 2011, 09:17:30 PM
I wonder what they can charge him with.
I wonder too. I don't know the local standards, but a $50,000 bail for what is essentially a "goat theft" seems kinda high.
I'm thinking destruction of property, and cruelty to animals. Possibly some misdemeanor for public indecency. Getting stoned from Bath Salts is not illegal in most states, but will likely be in the future.
Quote from: Razgovory on May 04, 2011, 06:04:40 AM
Possibly some misdemeanor for public indecency.
The problem is that there was nothing "public" about it. He was doing that in the privacy of his own bedroom, when the police busted in.
Quote from: Martinus on May 04, 2011, 06:08:03 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 04, 2011, 06:04:40 AM
Possibly some misdemeanor for public indecency.
The problem is that there was nothing "public" about it. He was doing that in the privacy of his own bedroom, when the police busted in.
Running around in the woods wearing women's underwear may qualify.
Quote from: Razgovory on May 04, 2011, 06:10:00 AM
Quote from: Martinus on May 04, 2011, 06:08:03 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 04, 2011, 06:04:40 AM
Possibly some misdemeanor for public indecency.
The problem is that there was nothing "public" about it. He was doing that in the privacy of his own bedroom, when the police busted in.
Running around in the woods wearing women's underwear may qualify.
Que? :huh:
QuoteFrom inside Thompson's closed bedroom, "he told them, 'Don't come in, I'm naked,'" Powers told The Gazette. "But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene."
QuoteFrom inside Thompson's closed bedroom, "he told them, 'Don't come in, I'm naked,'" Powers told The Gazette. "But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene."
Thompson ran out the front door when the nephew asked him about the dead goat, according to the complaint. Police found him several hours later after searching the woods, The Gazette reported.
Look at the photo, he's didn't get dressed in the meantime.
EDIT: Not to mentioned the name of the article.
Great, now I'm hungry for some Tudor's Biscuit World biscuits and gravy. :mad:
As long as his junk's covered up, I'm not seeing the public indecency bit. Unless the panties were transparent?
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 04, 2011, 07:36:59 AM
As long as his junk's covered up, I'm not seeing the public indecency bit. Unless the panties were transparent?
Panties do not cover ones junk.
Quote from: Josephus on May 04, 2011, 08:37:12 AM
Panties do not cover ones junk.
I bet granny panties would.
Quote from: Josephus on May 04, 2011, 08:39:46 AM
Those are knickers not panties.
Knickers? What are you British?
I didn't see where the article mentioned what the goat was wearing? Could have been the goat's fault, after all! ;)
Quote from: Martinus on May 04, 2011, 01:10:57 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 03, 2011, 09:17:30 PM
I wonder what they can charge him with.
I wonder too. I don't know the local standards, but a $50,000 bail for what is essentially a "goat theft" seems kinda high.
The article doesn't mention any charge except cruelty to animals. As for the bail, I'm not really sure what the standard bail for someone charged with cruelty to animals would be.
Quote from: KRonnI didn't see where the article mentioned what the goat was wearing? Could have been the goat's fault, after all!
From the article:
QuoteOfficers found the small gray and white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its neck
"Officers found the small gray and white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its neck"
Heh, the goat was wearing some clothes to help the guy get in the mood. :huh:
Maybe it was an assisted suicide? The goat could not live with having to wear a pink collar, put on him by that horrible bitch of a girl...
This sort of story really gets my goat.
Did the goat have a thousand young?