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Poll
Question: Which of the following is the most important event of 2012?
Option 1: Obama's birth certificate being published votes: 1
Option 2: The British royal wedding votes: 4
Option 3: John Paul II being made a saint votes: 2
Option 4: Other (something irrelevant, like second dip of the crisis, EU collapse, revolution in the Arab world, etc.) votes: 15
Title: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Martinus on April 28, 2011, 03:24:46 PM
Just my way of thanking the mainstream media for keeping us abreast of the really important things.  :)
Title: Re: The most important event of 2012
Post by: Caliga on April 28, 2011, 03:25:37 PM
I thought the world ending according to the Mayans was going to be the most important event of 2012? :hmm:
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Martinus on April 28, 2011, 03:26:20 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 28, 2011, 03:25:37 PM
I thought the world ending according to the Mayans was going to be the most important event of 2012? :hmm:

Crap. I meant 2011.  :lol:

Shouldn't post while drunk. :P
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 28, 2011, 03:29:33 PM
The birth of the new Caliphate.  :osama:
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Viking on April 28, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
The neo-Millerites have proclaimed the 21st of May 2011 to be the date of the rapture.
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Razgovory on April 28, 2011, 03:44:54 PM
I thought Marty was going to announce that he was getting married to Dr. Scholl.
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Josephus on April 28, 2011, 04:15:34 PM
There's no Jaron option. :mad:
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: The Brain on April 28, 2011, 04:16:31 PM
Quote from: Josephus on April 28, 2011, 04:15:34 PM
There's no Jaron option. :mad:

You want to spoon Jaron? :unsure:
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Siege on April 28, 2011, 05:11:36 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 28, 2011, 03:24:46 PM
Just my way of thanking the mainstream media for keeping us abreast of the really important things.  :)

Make your faggy mind wheather 2011 or 2012.
Read your openeing post.

Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Siege on April 28, 2011, 05:13:14 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 28, 2011, 03:26:20 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 28, 2011, 03:25:37 PM
I thought the world ending according to the Mayans was going to be the most important event of 2012? :hmm:

Crap. I meant 2011.  :lol:

Shouldn't post while drunk. :P

What do you drink?
Cocacola laced with small amounts of wine?

Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Siege on April 28, 2011, 05:13:52 PM
I reall fucxking hate Martinus.

Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Razgovory on April 28, 2011, 05:14:38 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 28, 2011, 05:13:52 PM
I reall fucxking hate Martinus.

Why?  It's not nice to hate the disadvantaged.
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Siege on April 28, 2011, 05:18:34 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 28, 2011, 05:14:38 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 28, 2011, 05:13:52 PM
I reall fucxking hate Martinus.

Why?  It's not nice to hate the disadvantaged.


Good point.
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Siege on April 28, 2011, 05:19:35 PM
Hey Raz, what's up with your signature?

Are you trying to brake the record for lenght or soemthing?

Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Siege on April 28, 2011, 05:21:16 PM
Did Lettuce really said that???
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 28, 2011, 05:25:17 PM
Siege is trying to break the record for most posts in the first page of a thread.
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 28, 2011, 06:42:34 PM
Only a self-centered fag with religious hangups would make Johnny the Deuce a choice for "most important event", and ignore the devastation in Japan.

You suck cock and toes, Marty.  You self-loathing fag.
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Josquius on April 28, 2011, 06:49:40 PM
The birth certificate thing has been getting strangely little coverage. Very bizzare.
John Paul is a saint? News to me.
The royal wedding will blow over soon. Hopefully. Not really big news other than recently.

Without a doubt the Arab revolutions for 2011.
2012 will be the nuke going off at the London olympics.
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Razgovory on April 28, 2011, 06:50:04 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 28, 2011, 05:19:35 PM
Hey Raz, what's up with your signature?

Are you trying to brake the record for lenght or soemthing?

It must appear different to everyone but me.  Weird.
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 28, 2011, 06:54:25 PM
Speaking of sigs, Siege forgot the rule about seatbelts.
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 28, 2011, 06:55:12 PM
Dance of Dragons! ;)
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Siege on April 28, 2011, 07:06:50 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 28, 2011, 06:55:12 PM
Dance of Dragons! ;)

I'll have to agree with you here.

Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Siege on April 28, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 28, 2011, 06:54:25 PM
Speaking of sigs, Siege forgot the rule about seatbelts.

We don;t wear seatbelts in country.
They slow you down when dismounting under contact.
Not to mention that they are far too tight over our full combat rattle.
Meaning our ballistic armor.
As in our bulletproof jackets, for you civies.

Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 28, 2011, 07:13:23 PM
But you wouldn't want a zombie, erm I mean Muslim, to rip you out of the car.
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Siege on April 28, 2011, 07:27:18 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 28, 2011, 07:13:23 PM
But you wouldn't want a zombie, erm I mean Muslim, to rip you out of the car.

Muslims have no power over me.
They cannot see me. I am invisible to muslims eyes while in combat mode, and I have all the tactical advantages that this implies.

Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 28, 2011, 07:40:39 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 28, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
Not to mention that they are far too tight over our full combat rattle.
Meaning our ballistic armor.
As in our bulletproof jackets, for you civies.

Very haiku like.
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Siege on April 28, 2011, 07:42:27 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 28, 2011, 07:40:39 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 28, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
Not to mention that they are far too tight over our full combat rattle.
Meaning our ballistic armor.
As in our bulletproof jackets, for you civies.

Very haiku like.

Do yu really expect me to know what Haiku means?
Yu must be drunk.

Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 28, 2011, 07:44:31 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 28, 2011, 07:42:27 PM
Do yu really expect me to know what Haiku means?
Yu must be drunk.

I'm choking on my own vomit as I type.

Haiku is a Japanese form of poetry.  Three lines, number of syllable per line is set.  I forget the exact numbers.  Anyone?
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 28, 2011, 07:52:47 PM
In haiku poems
the number of syllables
are five-seven-five.
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Ed Anger on April 28, 2011, 07:57:53 PM
Swede overseas
Fucks a prisoner of war
Is a dickweed

I can't count.
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Siege on April 28, 2011, 08:03:36 PM
"Devolve alone in Darkness
Rise to the sounds of Battle
To the call of those who deserve your sacrife"

Did I get it right?
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 28, 2011, 08:37:20 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 28, 2011, 08:03:36 PM
"Devolve alone in Darkness
Rise to the sounds of Battle
To the call of those who deserve your sacrife"

Did I get it right?

Do you know what a syllable is Sebrew?
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 28, 2011, 09:25:48 PM
Siegy boyfucker
whacks off to Disney all night
Miley is too old
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Siege on April 28, 2011, 09:29:50 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 28, 2011, 09:25:48 PM
Siegy boyfucker
whacks off to Disney all night
Miley is too old

Faggot, I put your fucking name on a russian made iraqi T62 tank and this is what you give me?
I expect more from you.
At least call me a sheep murderer terrorist or something.

Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 28, 2011, 09:32:20 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 28, 2011, 09:29:50 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 28, 2011, 09:25:48 PM
Siegy boyfucker
whacks off to Disney all night
Miley is too old

Faggot, I put your fucking name on a russian made iraqi T62 tank and this is what you give me?
I expect more from you.
At least call me a sheep murderer terrorist or something.

lol, OK.  Your call sign is now "Well Wisher".  It'll be, like, an inside joke with you and the Taliban.  ;)
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Siege on April 28, 2011, 10:04:11 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 28, 2011, 09:32:20 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 28, 2011, 09:29:50 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 28, 2011, 09:25:48 PM
Siegy boyfucker
whacks off to Disney all night
Miley is too old

Faggot, I put your fucking name on a russian made iraqi T62 tank and this is what you give me?
I expect more from you.
At least call me a sheep murderer terrorist or something.

lol, OK.  Your call sign is now "Well Wisher".  It'll be, like, an inside joke with you and the Taliban.  ;)

I have never faced the Taliban in combat.
I confess to you that they remain a mistery to me.
All my advantages while facing Arabs will be nullified against the Talibs.

I can't wait.

Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Sophie Scholl on April 28, 2011, 11:51:40 PM
How can we judge
This whole fucking year's run
Four months in it

Retarded Pollock
Should not drink and go online
We are all dumber
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: garbon on April 29, 2011, 08:29:59 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 28, 2011, 06:42:34 PM
Only a self-centered fag with religious hangups would make Johnny the Deuce a choice for "most important event", and ignore the devastation in Japan.

You suck cock and toes, Marty.  You self-loathing fag.

I think he was trying to make some sort of point about the media hyping up irrelevant items as news. I guess this is a new phenomena and worthy of note in Poland. :unsure:
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Caliga on April 29, 2011, 08:32:30 AM
:yes:

I thought the point of the thread was obvious to everyone and people were just mocking Marti because that's what people do on Languish. :)
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: garbon on April 29, 2011, 08:40:47 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 29, 2011, 08:32:30 AM
:yes:

I thought the point of the thread was obvious to everyone and people were just mocking Marti because that's what people do on Languish. :)

Seedy's post didn't seem to fit the vein. :(
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Caliga on April 29, 2011, 08:41:52 AM
Well, it goes well with the second part of my hypothesis. :)
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Slargos on April 29, 2011, 08:42:43 AM
None of your alternatives are very interesting.

GoT hitting the screen would be a nice contender, but it's only what's happened lately.
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: garbon on April 29, 2011, 08:43:47 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 29, 2011, 08:41:52 AM
Well, it goes well with the second part of my hypothesis. :)

I think you are making a general rule too specific.  It isn't so much that Marti merits special treatment, in and of himself, but rather that we mock people when they say stupid things and Marti happens to say a great many stupid things.
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Caliga on April 29, 2011, 08:50:01 AM
In the case of Marti I disagree.... he's crossed over a threshold where now everything he says gets ridiculed regardless of its inherent sensibility or lack thereof. :hmm:
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: garbon on April 29, 2011, 09:11:11 AM
What's the last sensible thing that you remember him saying?
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Caliga on April 29, 2011, 09:12:02 AM
Ask Raz... he's the guy that remembers everything everyone on here says. :)
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: garbon on April 29, 2011, 09:13:31 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 29, 2011, 09:12:02 AM
Ask Raz... he's the guy that remembers everything everyone on here says. :)

So you don't have any support for your assertion that Marti is a unique case? :P
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Caliga on April 29, 2011, 09:15:46 AM
Oh, Marti is hardly a unique case. :lol:

Others with that disctinction include Lettuce, Jaron, and alot of our departed such as Hortlund, jahuu, Ogle, Sir Hockey the Tank Commander, Crunch, and so on....
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: garbon on April 29, 2011, 09:29:33 AM
Most of those rarely said sensible things. :contract:
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: The Brain on April 29, 2011, 09:47:14 AM
I miss bmo. :(
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 29, 2011, 10:28:42 AM
Gotta go with Cal. This thread is banal but not "stupid" per se. If it was started by someone besides Marty(or Tim) it would probably have drawn less mockery.
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Norgy on April 29, 2011, 10:40:57 AM
2012? That'll be the Euro 2012. In fucking Poland.  :lol:

As for 2011, I am going for the Fukushima incident/catastrophe/happening/gig. The Ayrab Democrazy Debacle, or ADD as it is commonly known as, started in 2010.  :bowler:
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: Norgy on April 29, 2011, 10:47:58 AM
Quote from: Josephus on April 28, 2011, 04:15:34 PM
There's no Jaron option. :mad:

:)

http://www.lamebook.com/jarun/jarun/
Title: Re: The most important event of 2011
Post by: garbon on April 29, 2011, 11:15:44 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 29, 2011, 10:28:42 AM
Gotta go with Cal. This thread is banal but not "stupid" per se. If it was started by someone besides Marty(or Tim) it would probably have drawn less mockery.

Who else, beside Mongers, would start a thread like this? :contract: