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Title: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 24, 2011, 05:30:17 AM
 :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyfOp_keW0A
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Zeus on April 24, 2011, 11:00:49 AM
I can just imagine.

Seal: SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!11!1!1!!!o1ne!11111!
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 24, 2011, 12:02:35 PM
"I should have joined the circus like Mama wanted me to."
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Alcibiades on April 24, 2011, 12:34:09 PM
Impressive
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Neil on April 24, 2011, 01:24:14 PM
The comments are what sells me on it.  Natural intelligence coupled with human stupidity.
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Siege on April 24, 2011, 02:11:15 PM
Nice team movement techniques.
They have more skills than Alci's fireteam back in Iraq.

Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: grumbler on April 24, 2011, 02:35:11 PM
QuoteUploaded by tepapamuseum on Dec 20, 2007
The whales are certainly more intelligent than people who post links to three-plus-year-old vids without noting that everyone has seen this before.
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 24, 2011, 02:38:11 PM
Quote from: grumbler on April 24, 2011, 02:35:11 PM
QuoteUploaded by tepapamuseum on Dec 20, 2007
The whales are certainly more intelligent than people who post links to three-plus-year-old vids without noting that everyone has seen this before.

The video only has 87k views, I daresay most of us haven't.
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Alcibiades on April 24, 2011, 03:47:14 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 24, 2011, 02:11:15 PM
Nice team movement techniques.
They have more skills than Alci's fireteam back in Iraq.

Which did our job more than you've ever had the opportunity to do, pogue.   :cool:


How's your chu and dfac, homo?
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Fate on April 24, 2011, 05:45:27 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 24, 2011, 02:38:11 PM
Quote from: grumbler on April 24, 2011, 02:35:11 PM
QuoteUploaded by tepapamuseum on Dec 20, 2007
The whales are certainly more intelligent than people who post links to three-plus-year-old vids without noting that everyone has seen this before.

The video only has 87k views, I daresay most of us haven't.
Agreed. This was new to me. THANK YOU TIMMAH.
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Alcibiades on April 24, 2011, 06:35:55 PM
Quote from: Fate on April 24, 2011, 05:45:27 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 24, 2011, 02:38:11 PM
Quote from: grumbler on April 24, 2011, 02:35:11 PM
QuoteUploaded by tepapamuseum on Dec 20, 2007
The whales are certainly more intelligent than people who post links to three-plus-year-old vids without noting that everyone has seen this before.

The video only has 87k views, I daresay most of us haven't.
Agreed. This was new to me. THANK YOU TIMMAH.
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Kleves on April 24, 2011, 06:44:17 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 24, 2011, 12:02:35 PM
"I should have joined the circus like Mama wanted me to."
"Where the fuck did the rest of the iceberg go?"
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 24, 2011, 06:47:34 PM
Quote from: Zeus on April 24, 2011, 11:00:49 AM
I can just imagine.

Seal: SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!11!1!1!!!o1ne!11111!
And at the end of it all...WTF JUST HAPPENED? :unsure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBF9cDBUakA
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: grumbler on April 24, 2011, 08:10:25 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on April 24, 2011, 06:35:55 PM
Quote from: Fate on April 24, 2011, 05:45:27 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 24, 2011, 02:38:11 PM
Quote from: grumbler on April 24, 2011, 02:35:11 PM
QuoteUploaded by tepapamuseum on Dec 20, 2007
The whales are certainly more intelligent than people who post links to three-plus-year-old vids without noting that everyone has seen this before.

The video only has 87k views, I daresay most of us haven't.
Agreed. This was new to me. THANK YOU TIMMAH.
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: viper37 on April 24, 2011, 08:23:46 PM
Quote from: grumbler on April 24, 2011, 02:35:11 PM
QuoteUploaded by tepapamuseum on Dec 20, 2007
The whales are certainly more intelligent than people who post links to three-plus-year-old vids without noting that everyone has seen this before.
I don't think I ever seen that particular one, but orca's intelligence is nothing new.  I love that kind of animal videos.  I wish Animal Planet was in HD.
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Alcibiades on April 24, 2011, 09:24:23 PM
Neat.  They didn't eat the seal, threw it back on the ice apparently.
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: katmai on April 24, 2011, 09:26:02 PM
Quote from: viper37 on April 24, 2011, 08:23:46 PM
  I wish Animal Planet was in HD.

:nelson:
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 24, 2011, 09:45:43 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on April 24, 2011, 09:24:23 PM
Neat.  They didn't eat the seal, threw it back on the ice apparently.
Seal's gonna need counseling.
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Slargos on April 25, 2011, 01:46:22 AM
Quote from: Alcibiades on April 24, 2011, 09:24:23 PM
Neat.  They didn't eat the seal, threw it back on the ice apparently.

:rolleyes:

How is that neat?

I heard that China is blocking internet searches for Seals, btw.
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Alcibiades on April 25, 2011, 07:47:50 AM
Uh.....
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.memegenerator.net%2FImageMacro%2F5748135%2Fderp-a-herp-derp.jpg%3FimageSize%3DMedium%26amp%3BgeneratorName%3DHipster-Ariel&hash=bb8c7bfcd32fca0f85cc118431f67c7c04f59270)
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: viper37 on April 25, 2011, 11:30:48 AM
Quote from: katmai on April 24, 2011, 09:26:02 PM
Quote from: viper37 on April 24, 2011, 08:23:46 PM
  I wish Animal Planet was in HD.

:nelson:
I guess it is in the US? <sigh>
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 25, 2011, 07:11:16 PM

:nerd:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encephalization_quotient
Species↓ Encephalization quotient (EQ)[1]↓
Human 7.4-7.8
Bottlenose dolphin 4.14[2]
Orca 2.57-3.3[2][3]
Chimpanzee 2.2-2.5
Rhesus monkey 2.1
Whale 1.8
Elephant 1.13-2.36[4]
Dog 1.2
Cat 1.00
Horse 0.9
Sheep 0.8
Mouse 0.5
Rat 0.4
Rabbit 0.4
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Slargos on April 25, 2011, 07:31:37 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 25, 2011, 07:11:16 PM

:nerd:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encephalization_quotient (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encephalization_quotient)
Species↓    Encephalization quotient (EQ)[1]↓
Human    7.4-7.8
Bottlenose dolphin    4.14[2]
Orca    2.57-3.3[2][3]
Chimpanzee    2.2-2.5
Rhesus monkey    2.1
Whale    1.8
Elephant    1.13-2.36[4]
Dog    1.2
Cat    1.00
Horse    0.9
Sheep    0.8
Mouse    0.5
Americans 0.45
Rat    0.4
Rabbit    0.4


Yees. They are very interesting, these numbers.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 25, 2011, 07:40:28 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 25, 2011, 07:31:37 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 25, 2011, 07:11:16 PM

:nerd:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encephalization_quotient (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encephalization_quotient)
Species↓    Encephalization quotient (EQ)[1]↓
Human    7.4-7.8
Bottlenose dolphin    4.14[2]
Orca    2.57-3.3[2][3]
Chimpanzee    2.2-2.5
Rhesus monkey    2.1
Whale    1.8
Elephant    1.13-2.36[4]
Dog    1.2
Cat    1.00
Horse    0.9
Sheep    0.8
Mouse    0.5
Americans 0.45
Rat    0.4
Rabbit    0.4


Yees. They are very interesting, these numbers.  :hmm:
Lol, ass!  :D
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Malthus on April 26, 2011, 07:56:48 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 25, 2011, 07:31:37 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 25, 2011, 07:11:16 PM

:nerd:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encephalization_quotient (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encephalization_quotient)
Species↓    Encephalization quotient (EQ)[1]↓
Human    7.4-7.8
Bottlenose dolphin    4.14[2]
Orca    2.57-3.3[2][3]
Chimpanzee    2.2-2.5
Rhesus monkey    2.1
Whale    1.8
Elephant    1.13-2.36[4]
Dog    1.2
Cat    1.00
Horse    0.9
Sheep    0.8
Mouse    0.5
Americans 0.45
Rat    0.4
Rabbit    0.4


Yees. They are very interesting, these numbers.  :hmm:

Slargos  0.3
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Slargos on April 26, 2011, 07:57:56 AM
Quote from: Malthus on April 26, 2011, 07:56:48 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 25, 2011, 07:31:37 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 25, 2011, 07:11:16 PM

:nerd:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encephalization_quotient (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encephalization_quotient)
Species↓    Encephalization quotient (EQ)[1]↓
Human    7.4-7.8
Bottlenose dolphin    4.14[2]
Orca    2.57-3.3[2][3]
Chimpanzee    2.2-2.5
Rhesus monkey    2.1
Whale    1.8
Elephant    1.13-2.36[4]
Dog    1.2
Cat    1.00
Horse    0.9
Sheep    0.8
Mouse    0.5
Americans 0.45
Rat    0.4
Rabbit    0.4


Yees. They are very interesting, these numbers.  :hmm:

Slargos  0.3

Malthus 0.2 lol  :lol: :hmm: :homestar: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 26, 2011, 09:26:48 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 26, 2011, 07:57:56 AM
Malthus 0.2 lol  :lol: :hmm: :homestar: :rolleyes:

Is that any way to talk to your Jewish overlord?  :yeahright:
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Malthus on April 26, 2011, 09:27:53 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 26, 2011, 09:26:48 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 26, 2011, 07:57:56 AM
Malthus 0.2 lol  :lol: :hmm: :homestar: :rolleyes:

Is that any way to talk to your Jewish overlord?  :yeahright:

The :homestar: is particularly galling.  :mad:
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Slargos on April 26, 2011, 09:28:06 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 26, 2011, 09:26:48 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 26, 2011, 07:57:56 AM
Malthus 0.2 lol  :lol: :hmm: :homestar: :rolleyes:

Is that any way to talk to your Jewish overlord?  :yeahright:

You're goddamned right it is.
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Malthus on April 26, 2011, 09:28:59 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 26, 2011, 09:28:06 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 26, 2011, 09:26:48 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 26, 2011, 07:57:56 AM
Malthus 0.2 lol  :lol: :hmm: :homestar: :rolleyes:

Is that any way to talk to your Jewish overlord?  :yeahright:

You're goddamned right it is.

It is good policy to allow the slaves some harmless venting from time to time.
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Slargos on April 26, 2011, 09:29:48 AM
Quote from: Malthus on April 26, 2011, 09:28:59 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 26, 2011, 09:28:06 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 26, 2011, 09:26:48 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 26, 2011, 07:57:56 AM
Malthus 0.2 lol  :lol: :hmm: :homestar: :rolleyes:

Is that any way to talk to your Jewish overlord?  :yeahright:

You're goddamned right it is.

It is good policy to allow the slaves some harmless venting from time to time.

You're goddamned right it is.
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 26, 2011, 09:31:46 AM
We're going to hell, we get it.  :P
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Slargos on April 26, 2011, 09:33:37 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 26, 2011, 09:31:46 AM
We're going to hell, we get it.  :P

You're goddamned right you are.
Title: Re: Orcas: Killer Intelligence
Post by: Berkut on April 26, 2011, 11:17:11 AM
Did the seal make it?