This might be appropriate for some people here: http://www.theatlasphere.com/
A New York Times article with some quotes from profiles: http://nymag.com/news/features/artifact/51814/
ugh.
Quote from: Jacob on April 19, 2011, 05:11:57 PM
This might be appropriate for some people here: http://www.theatlasphere.com/
A New York Times article with some quotes from profiles: http://nymag.com/news/features/artifact/51814/
Some of those can't be serious. They are, however, very funny. :D
Quotethustotyrants, Selden, New York
[I am] short, stark, and mansome.
You should contact me if you are a skinny woman. If your words are a meaningful progression of concepts rather than a series of vocalizations induced by your spinal cord for the purpose of complementing my tone of voice. If you've seen the meatbot, the walking automaton, the pod-people, the dense, glazy-eyed substrate through which living organisms such as myself must escape to reach air and sunlight. If you've realized that if speech is to be regarded as a cognitive function, technically they aren't speaking, and you don't have to listen.
QuoteIf your words are a meaningful progression of concepts rather than a series of vocalizations induced by your spinal cord
Randians: unaware that it's important to look up correct details when they're trying to pass themselves off as intelligent.
I don't think that's a particularly correct use of the word "substrate" either, although possibly telling: a substrate is what you grow upon, and what supports you.
I'm gonna stick with J Date.
They make you pay to see member photos. No thanks.
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 19, 2011, 05:36:26 PM
I'm gonna stick with J Date.
:huh: Is that the one for Jew chicks?
:hmm: Didn't realize you had a thing for JAPs.
*sigh*
Quote from: Ideologue on April 19, 2011, 05:34:11 PM
QuoteIf your words are a meaningful progression of concepts rather than a series of vocalizations induced by your spinal cord
Randians: unaware that it's important to look up correct details when they're trying to pass themselves off as intelligent.
I don't think that's a particularly correct use of the word "substrate" either, although possibly telling: a substrate is what you grow upon, and what supports you.
And the phrase "If you've seen the meatbot, the walking automaton, the pod-people, the dense, glazy-eyed substrate through which living organisms such as myself must escape to reach air and sunlight" is just an over-worded sentence fragment. Epic fial.
Yeah, I'm sure the objectivist method is the way to go towards attracting women... :lol:
Although, shouldn't we as Languish reach out to Slargos and help a brotha out?
Thin him out a bit, let him grow human hair back, teach cocky & fun self assurance with the ladies, etc.
I volunteer to serve as Slargos's wingman if he finds himself stranded in the Thule Ultimate Aryan paradise.
Slargos is such a shitty faux Eurofascist, he makes me miss Hortlund, who was even more fun to bash.
Quote from: grumbler on April 19, 2011, 07:09:17 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 19, 2011, 05:34:11 PM
QuoteIf your words are a meaningful progression of concepts rather than a series of vocalizations induced by your spinal cord
Randians: unaware that it's important to look up correct details when they're trying to pass themselves off as intelligent.
I don't think that's a particularly correct use of the word "substrate" either, although possibly telling: a substrate is what you grow upon, and what supports you.
And the phrase "If you've seen the meatbot, the walking automaton, the pod-people, the dense, glazy-eyed substrate through which living organisms such as myself must escape to reach air and sunlight" is just an over-worded sentence fragment. Epic fial.
Well, it's bad grammar, but the superordinate clause there is implied. "[Call me] if you're not a meatbot." I think. It's still terrible, of course.
And, actually, a meatbot sounds pretty great. :hmm:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 19, 2011, 07:34:12 PM
Slargos is such a shitty faux Eurofascist, he makes me miss Hortlund, who was even more fun to bash.
90% of his wannabe-skinheadism is because he's never gotten properly laid, followed up with a long term girlfriend.
Guy's got a steady job, he's not rapist-looking once he grows his hair back.
How would you get a guy like him laid in Baltimore? No monetary cheating allowed.
Seriously, you're a hypothetical lifestyle coach, you get landed with Slargos. How does the penis connect with the vagina?
Take it away.
Quote from: Legbiter on April 19, 2011, 07:46:10 PM
Seriously, you're a hypothetical lifestyle coach, you get landed with Slargos. How does the penis connect with the vagina?
Take it away.
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Quote from: Legbiter on April 19, 2011, 07:46:10 PM
Seriously, you're a hypothetical lifestyle coach, you get landed with Slargos. How does the penis connect with the vagina?
Take it away.
Step 1: Chloroform.
Step 2: Success!
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 19, 2011, 07:48:29 PM
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Ah, ok. People in Baltimore do it by parthenogenesis.
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 19, 2011, 07:52:28 PM
Quote from: Legbiter on April 19, 2011, 07:46:10 PM
Seriously, you're a hypothetical lifestyle coach, you get landed with Slargos. How does the penis connect with the vagina?
Take it away.
Step 1: Chloroform.
Step 2: Success!
:lol:
Good one.
Quote from: Legbiter on April 19, 2011, 07:46:10 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 19, 2011, 07:34:12 PM
Slargos is such a shitty faux Eurofascist, he makes me miss Hortlund, who was even more fun to bash.
90% of his wannabe-skinheadism is because he's never gotten properly laid, followed up with a long term girlfriend.
Guy's got a steady job, he's not rapist-looking once he grows his hair back.
How would you get a guy like him laid in Baltimore? No monetary cheating allowed.
Seriously, you're a hypothetical lifestyle coach, you get landed with Slargos. How does the penis connect with the vagina?
Take it away.
Isn't Slargos divorced with kids? :unsure:
Is Slargos: the new Jaron? :hmm:
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 19, 2011, 09:24:52 PM
Isn't Slargos divorced with kids? :unsure:
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I thought that was Hortlund.
I thought Siege was the new Jaron, at least if by Jaron you mean clown prince of the forum. :hmm:
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 19, 2011, 09:24:52 PM
Isn't Slargos divorced with kids? :unsure:
no Horty was the fundy who knocked up his girlfriend twice then dumped her to chase 16 year old tail
Quote from: HVC on April 19, 2011, 09:57:21 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 19, 2011, 09:24:52 PM
Isn't Slargos divorced with kids? :unsure:
no Horty was the fundy who knocked up his girlfriend twice then dumped her to chase 16 year old tail
Must we be so quick to judge? :hmm:
Personally I couldn't care less who has baby-mommas, but was his self-righteous defender of Christianity thing that made it both funny and mystifying.