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Title: Monger's Video thread
Post by: jamesww on April 19, 2011, 11:48:53 AM
Don't click on either of these links if you're easily shocked:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbzEnqcqT0A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbzEnqcqT0A)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWGdZWlGcNY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWGdZWlGcNY)


I think I'll have to do the 3rd and final part after I've had a few beers.  :bowler:

edit:
a 'third' video isn't of me being the worst for wear, but rather me being warn out in the countryside:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34QQJB5ZWac (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34QQJB5ZWac)
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Rasputin on April 19, 2011, 03:41:35 PM
Awesome...a masterpiece!

You brits have such style. :bowler:
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Slargos on April 19, 2011, 03:43:41 PM
I know why you're doing that video.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.houstonpress.com%2Frocks%2Fcelebrity-pictures-hilton-attention-whore.jpg&hash=fbf0f9a354ea6cf02cfec4f63e699e047e133dde)
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Slargos on April 19, 2011, 03:50:25 PM
I detest admitting it, but I was somewhat amused.  :D
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: jamesww on April 19, 2011, 03:56:22 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 19, 2011, 03:50:25 PM
I detest admitting it, but I was somewhat amused.  :D

Thank you, that was the one of the points, I was going to have a go at paying tribute to as many languishites as I could recall, but my mind went a bit blank; as you can guess I'm not very good at pieces to camera.
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on April 19, 2011, 03:56:58 PM
That is absolutely disgusting. :x

;)
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: grumbler on April 19, 2011, 04:18:21 PM
I'd say that delivered!  :lol:

You did fine, Mongers.  I'm never good at that stuff myself, and you struck the right stream of consciousness, not the torrent of consciousness nor the trickle.
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Lettow77 on April 19, 2011, 04:24:34 PM
 A halfling! You're a Halfling!

I was delighted. Excellent video.
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Caliga on April 19, 2011, 05:22:26 PM
I've been watching it off and on... so far, so good. :)
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Caliga on April 19, 2011, 05:33:51 PM
P.S. I think it's pronounced "JAR-inn", not "Ja-RONN". :)
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Josquius on April 19, 2011, 05:34:23 PM
Summary before I watch through? What sort of NSFW are we talking...
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 19, 2011, 05:35:21 PM
It's Mongers rambling on about the forum.
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Jacob on April 19, 2011, 05:38:24 PM
Looking forward to the third, inebriated part. Not sure you'll win any Oscars, but entertaining enough  :hug:
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: citizen k on April 19, 2011, 05:46:06 PM
I think we should all pitch in for broadband so Admiral Yi can see it. I think he's still on dialup.

Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: alfred russel on April 19, 2011, 05:51:28 PM
Well done--I think the NSFW warning may have been a bad way to advertise as some of us will be scared off by that. Looking forward to the third installment.
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Ideologue on April 19, 2011, 05:53:11 PM
[me]YOU PAY SEVERAL GRAND (POUNDS?!) A YEAR TO USE DIRT?[/me]

VileWahabbist is dead, right?
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Malthus on April 19, 2011, 05:58:42 PM
Heh, great stuff. I could not do a monologue like that, not for worlds.  :D

Easily the most English thing I've seen in a while ...  ;)
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Caliga on April 19, 2011, 06:01:38 PM
 :huh: I would assume a lawyer would be decent at monologues...
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Josquius on April 19, 2011, 06:52:14 PM
Our women are a sturdy lot....that sounds like code for fat.
Sound quality was annoying, when he said "age taking effect now" I misheard that as "aids taking effect now" and just went 'wait, what?!?'
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Legbiter on April 19, 2011, 06:56:47 PM
I enjoyed this quite a bit.  :bowler:

Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: alfred russel on April 19, 2011, 08:18:37 PM
Quote from: Tyr on April 19, 2011, 06:52:14 PM
when he said "age taking effect now" I misheard that as "aids taking effect now" and just went 'wait, what?!?'

:lol: The same here.
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Neil on April 19, 2011, 09:16:04 PM
Enjoyable.  Brings back memories.

The UK is such a lovely, green place.
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on April 20, 2011, 08:03:19 AM
Ah well, we will have to have a Salisbury meet one day  :cool:
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Brazen on April 20, 2011, 08:16:50 AM
Nice one Mongers  :bowler:

You're not dying, are you? :(

PS I'm thick as shit, really.
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Mr.Penguin on April 20, 2011, 08:19:04 AM
You seems to have lost some hair since the last video... :P
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: jamesww on April 20, 2011, 08:50:12 AM
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on April 20, 2011, 08:19:04 AM
You seems to have lost some hair since the last video... :P

:lol:

:yes:
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: jamesww on April 20, 2011, 08:54:05 AM
Quote from: Brazen on April 20, 2011, 08:16:50 AM
Nice one Mongers  :bowler:

You're not dying, are you? :(

PS I'm thick as shit, really.

Good grief, no.

Well if you don't think you're the sharpest tool in the languish box, then that must make me the fourum's lump hammer.  :)

Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: crazy canuck on April 20, 2011, 12:27:23 PM
That was really well done.

Looking forward to the next episode.
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Norgy on April 20, 2011, 02:51:32 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: jamesww on May 07, 2011, 08:41:17 PM
edit:

a 'third' video isn't of me being the worst for wear, but rather me being warn out in the countryside, its a youtube playlist:

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=A74F3CE05D94B566
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 08, 2011, 12:06:19 AM
I didn't expect you to be so...well, English.
You're, like, an extra out of Hot Fuzz or something.  It's all very unnerving.
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Barrister on May 08, 2011, 01:43:59 AM
Amusing. :)
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Barrister on May 08, 2011, 01:44:35 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 19, 2011, 06:01:38 PM
:huh: I would assume a lawyer would be decent at monologues...

Only the barristers would be. :contract:
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: merithyn on May 08, 2011, 10:52:49 AM
Quote from: grumbler on April 19, 2011, 04:18:21 PM
I'd say that delivered!  :lol:

You did fine, Mongers.  I'm never good at that stuff myself, and you struck the right stream of consciousness, not the torrent of consciousness nor the trickle.

Finally got around to watching these. Well done, mongers. I agree with grumbler completely. :)
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Tamas on May 08, 2011, 01:11:52 PM
very nice :)

Very green and lovely countryside you have there. Is it full of the English version of rednecks, like the Hungarian countryside? (with the hungarian versions, of course :P )
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: jamesww on May 08, 2011, 05:48:07 PM
Quote from: Tamas on May 08, 2011, 01:11:52 PM
very nice :)

Very green and lovely countryside you have there. Is it full of the English version of rednecks, like the Hungarian countryside? (with the hungarian versions, of course :P )

No some of the villages I cycled through are know as millionaires villages, housing can be very expensive, $1million+ isn't uncommon.
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on May 08, 2011, 07:08:11 PM
Yes, England is too small and wealthy (especially the south) for rural redneckery to be much of a feature. Some of the smaller towns are really bad though, the crap towns that Tyr talked about a few weeks back.
Title: Re: Explicit video within (NSFW)
Post by: jimmy olsen on May 08, 2011, 07:19:00 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 08, 2011, 12:06:19 AM
I didn't expect you to be so...well, English.
You're, like, an extra out of Hot Fuzz or something.  It's all very unnerving.
I completely agree.