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Title: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: viper37 on April 12, 2011, 09:55:14 AM
Article (http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2011-04-10/uk/29403019_1_rome-gay-rights-groups-barbarians)

Quote
"The collapse of the Roman Empire and the arrival of the Barbarians  was due to the spread of homosexuality," the Daily Mail quoted the  vice-president of Italy's prestigious Centre for National Research as  saying in a radio interview.
"The Roman colony of Carthage was a  paradise for homosexuals and they infected many others. The invasion of  the Barbarians was seen as punishment for this moral transgression." It  is well-known that effeminate men and homosexuals have no place in the  kingdom of God, he said. "Homosexuality was not rife among the  Barbarians and this shows God's justice throughout history," De Mattei  stated.
Even Neil could not have tought of this.  :P

Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Viking on April 12, 2011, 09:59:41 AM
sooo.... since Carthage was where the vandals stopped.. now if Aachen or Köln had been as attractive as Carthage maybe they would have stopped there.
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: HVC on April 12, 2011, 10:26:14 AM
i blame wealth and christianity.
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: The Brain on April 12, 2011, 10:29:56 AM
We have to be careful though. Sometimes the obvious answer isn't the correct one.
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Viking on April 12, 2011, 10:52:01 AM
I blame handing power over to outsiders which couldn't reach the top of the tree. Alaric basically rampaged through italy sacking rome because they wouldn't make him a Dux or Magistrii Militium (sp?).
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: MadImmortalMan on April 12, 2011, 10:55:23 AM
Wish I had a nickel for every time I've heard that absurd association. It's still just as BS as it ever was. I suppose we'll not be giving gays the credit for the rise of Greece though.
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Valmy on April 12, 2011, 11:05:05 AM
Quote from: HVC on April 12, 2011, 10:26:14 AM
i blame wealth and christianity.

I blame plague, economic collapse, and constant war.

Wait wealth?  By the last two hundred years inflation was so bad the taxes were collected directly in goods and services.
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Valmy on April 12, 2011, 11:07:00 AM
Anyway gayness of the Roman variety (penetrating slaves and boys) was so universal during the entire history of the Republic/Empire I find this assertion: total fail.  If anything homoness went down at the end.
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Warspite on April 12, 2011, 12:00:33 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 12, 2011, 11:07:00 AM
If anything homoness went down at the end.

So what you're saying is that Rome fell because it wasn't gay enough? :hmm:
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Valmy on April 12, 2011, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Warspite on April 12, 2011, 12:00:33 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 12, 2011, 11:07:00 AM
If anything homoness went down at the end.

So what you're saying is that Rome fell because it wasn't gay enough? :hmm:

:lol:

Quite possibly :hmm:
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: DGuller on April 12, 2011, 12:06:05 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 12, 2011, 10:29:56 AM
We have to be careful though. Sometimes the obvious answer isn't the correct one.
:lol:
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Josquius on April 13, 2011, 06:58:44 PM
The barbarians sure took their damn time if they were sent to stamp out the gayness in Rome.
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Siege on April 13, 2011, 07:12:05 PM
Rome fell as punishment for their poor relations with jews.

Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: jamesww on April 13, 2011, 07:21:13 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 13, 2011, 07:12:05 PM
Rome fell as punishment for their poor relations with jews.

Jews were upset the Romans weren't buggering them enough ? :unsure:
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: garbon on April 13, 2011, 08:33:18 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 12, 2011, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Warspite on April 12, 2011, 12:00:33 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 12, 2011, 11:07:00 AM
If anything homoness went down at the end.

So what you're saying is that Rome fell because it wasn't gay enough? :hmm:

:lol:

Quite possibly :hmm:

:)
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Hansmeister on April 13, 2011, 09:48:19 PM
How many gay polish lawyers were there in Rome?
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: garbon on April 13, 2011, 10:04:18 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on April 13, 2011, 09:48:19 PM
How many gay polish lawyers were there in Rome?

Obviously none. We don't even demarcate the Slavs as a distinct group until after the fall of Rome. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 13, 2011, 10:21:30 PM
Quote from: viper37 on April 12, 2011, 09:55:14 AM
Article (http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2011-04-10/uk/29403019_1_rome-gay-rights-groups-barbarians)

Quote
"The collapse of the Roman Empire and the arrival of the Barbarians  was due to the spread of homosexuality," the Daily Mail quoted the  vice-president of Italy's prestigious Centre for National Research as  saying in a radio interview.
"The Roman colony of Carthage was a  paradise for homosexuals and they infected many others. The invasion of  the Barbarians was seen as punishment for this moral transgression." It  is well-known that effeminate men and homosexuals have no place in the  kingdom of God, he said. "Homosexuality was not rife among the  Barbarians and this shows God's justice throughout history," De Mattei  stated.
Even Neil could not have tought of this.  :P

I dunno, the Soviets were once saying the same thing was going to happen to us.
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Martinus on April 14, 2011, 01:47:04 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 13, 2011, 07:12:05 PM
Rome fell as punishment for their poor relations with jews.

Wouldn't every country or society in the world have to fall by that logic? :P
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Monoriu on April 14, 2011, 03:03:00 AM
I don't understand this hatred of gays by hetero guys.  The more gays there are, the better the hetero male/female ratio.
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Martinus on April 14, 2011, 03:46:43 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 14, 2011, 03:03:00 AM
I don't understand this hatred of gays by hetero guys.  The more gays there are, the better the hetero male/female ratio.

Newsflash: women can be gay too.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.buddytv.com%2Farticles%2FImage%2Frosie-o-donnell-people.jpg&hash=bfb6bfa8110f3e6976cc133ea3bfa3459861fdc4)(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.askmen.com%2Fgalleries%2Factress%2Fellen-degeneres%2Fpictures%2Fellen-degeneres-picture-1.jpg&hash=b1ff7c1e328bc3432587f18fb249990d7d292bd8)

Wouldn't you be unhappy to find out these hot babes are not available?
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Monoriu on April 14, 2011, 04:05:15 AM
Aren't they called lesbians?
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Solmyr on April 14, 2011, 04:24:11 AM
These are hot?
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Josquius on April 14, 2011, 05:01:14 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 14, 2011, 03:03:00 AM
I don't understand this hatred of gays by hetero guys.  The more gays there are, the better the hetero male/female ratio.
Its not just a question of statistics.
The more gay guys the less well groomed, fashionable guys who can dance we average schmucks have to compete with.  :P
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 14, 2011, 05:06:52 AM
Quote from: Martinus on April 14, 2011, 01:47:04 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 13, 2011, 07:12:05 PM
Rome fell as punishment for their poor relations with jews.

Wouldn't every country or society in the world have to fall by that logic? :P

Logic is not a word I'd use to describe one of Siege's posts.  :lol:

p.s. Ellen's wife is quite attractive.
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Valmy on April 14, 2011, 09:08:57 AM
Quote from: Martinus on April 14, 2011, 03:46:43 AM
Newsflash: women can be gay too.

Wouldn't you be unhappy to find out these hot babes are not available?

Well played sir :lol:
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Malthus on April 14, 2011, 09:14:27 AM
Quote from: Martinus on April 14, 2011, 03:46:43 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 14, 2011, 03:03:00 AM
I don't understand this hatred of gays by hetero guys.  The more gays there are, the better the hetero male/female ratio.

Newsflash: women can be gay too.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.buddytv.com%2Farticles%2FImage%2Frosie-o-donnell-people.jpg&hash=bfb6bfa8110f3e6976cc133ea3bfa3459861fdc4)(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.askmen.com%2Fgalleries%2Factress%2Fellen-degeneres%2Fpictures%2Fellen-degeneres-picture-1.jpg&hash=b1ff7c1e328bc3432587f18fb249990d7d292bd8)

Wouldn't you be unhappy to find out these hot babes are not available?

Those ones? Not particularly.  :lol:
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Martinus on April 14, 2011, 03:56:50 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 14, 2011, 09:08:57 AM
Quote from: Martinus on April 14, 2011, 03:46:43 AM
Newsflash: women can be gay too.

Wouldn't you be unhappy to find out these hot babes are not available?

Well played sir :lol:

Thank you for restoring my faith in Languish. I think it's my third attempt at sarcasm over the last 24 hours that was being taken at its face value. :P
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: The Brain on April 15, 2011, 05:07:58 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 14, 2011, 03:56:50 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 14, 2011, 09:08:57 AM
Quote from: Martinus on April 14, 2011, 03:46:43 AM
Newsflash: women can be gay too.

Wouldn't you be unhappy to find out these hot babes are not available?

Well played sir :lol:

Thank you for restoring my faith in Languish. I think it's my third attempt at sarcasm over the last 24 hours that was being taken at its face value. :P

Face value? :bash:
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Siege on April 15, 2011, 05:26:07 PM
Quote from: Tyr on April 14, 2011, 05:01:14 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 14, 2011, 03:03:00 AM
I don't understand this hatred of gays by hetero guys.  The more gays there are, the better the hetero male/female ratio.
Its not just a question of statistics.
The more gay guys the less well groomed, fashionable guys who can dance we average schmucks have to compete with.  :P

That's the wrong logic.

The more faggots the less females will get pregnant and the less 18 year olds to hit on.

We need to keep the Harvest going on. If we do it right, the Harvest never ends.
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Siege on April 15, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 14, 2011, 05:06:52 AM
Quote from: Martinus on April 14, 2011, 01:47:04 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 13, 2011, 07:12:05 PM
Rome fell as punishment for their poor relations with jews.

Wouldn't every country or society in the world have to fall by that logic? :P

Logic is not a word I'd use to describe one of Siege's posts.  :lol:

p.s. Ellen's wife is quite attractive.


:mad:

She is way too fat.

Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Siege on April 15, 2011, 05:30:25 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 14, 2011, 01:47:04 AM
Quote from: Siege on April 13, 2011, 07:12:05 PM
Rome fell as punishment for their poor relations with jews.

Wouldn't every country or society in the world have to fall by that logic? :P

Of course not.
Only ther enemies of yisrael are to be counted.
And her fiends.

Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: The Brain on April 15, 2011, 05:31:54 PM
Who needs enemies with fiends like that?
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Siege on April 15, 2011, 05:36:09 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 15, 2011, 05:31:54 PM
Who needs enemies with fiends like that?

I shall squash yer Brain like a fly.


Fuck man, I really need to learn english.
I mean, american expressions.
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: The Brain on April 15, 2011, 05:37:19 PM
American expressions are like Swiss cheese: not very effective.
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 15, 2011, 07:32:23 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 15, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
:mad:

She is way too fat.

:lol:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstylescenes.latimes.com%2Ffashion%2Fimages%2Fportiadero_mazur_7008738_600.jpg&hash=6419812f2ff946ea4fe96185be210197de254394)
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: DGuller on April 15, 2011, 07:44:32 PM
Siegy must've spent his formative years in Auschwitz.
Title: Re: Gays to blame for the fall of Rome
Post by: Siege on April 16, 2011, 09:44:24 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 15, 2011, 07:32:23 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 15, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
:mad:

She is way too fat.

:lol:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstylescenes.latimes.com%2Ffashion%2Fimages%2Fportiadero_mazur_7008738_600.jpg&hash=6419812f2ff946ea4fe96185be210197de254394)

Damn, I fucking hate Hellen Degenerate!