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Title: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 12, 2011, 06:18:47 AM
Here's a video of Tom Brady crying because he wasn't drafted high.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/baltimore-sports-blog/bal-sportsblitz-brady-crying0411,0,3707086.story

Michigan QBs  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Tamas on April 12, 2011, 06:25:05 AM
The biggest fail of American culture (beside not giving me a green card), is that they call this otherwise very interesting sport "football". It has "copycat" written all over it.
Punts and field goal attempts. Thats it. By that standard, what you call "soccer" could be called "handball" since the keepers can touch the ball, and there are throw-ins
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Grey Fox on April 12, 2011, 06:26:42 AM
No, not this again.
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Tamas on April 12, 2011, 06:27:29 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 12, 2011, 06:26:42 AM
No, not this again.

It's not like I talk about my desire for a green card that often.
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Tamas on April 12, 2011, 06:30:10 AM
Always nice to talk to you Seedy  :lol:
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Grey Fox on April 12, 2011, 06:31:02 AM
Quote from: Tamas on April 12, 2011, 06:27:29 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 12, 2011, 06:26:42 AM
No, not this again.

It's not like I talk about my desire for a green card that often.

Fair enough. Have you thought about immigrating the illegal way? ie the Popular way.
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 12, 2011, 06:33:47 AM
Quote from: Tamas on April 12, 2011, 06:30:10 AM
Always nice to talk to you Seedy  :lol:

You get what you deserve.
Figured the red Warning text would match your track suit.
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: grumbler on April 12, 2011, 06:40:49 AM
Quote from: Tamas on April 12, 2011, 06:25:05 AM
The biggest fail of American culture (beside not giving me a green card), is that they call this otherwise very interesting sport "football". It has "copycat" written all over it.
Punts and field goal attempts. Thats it. By that standard, what you call "soccer" could be called "handball" since the keepers can touch the ball, and there are throw-ins
I thought even the most willfully ignorant by this time understood that "football" was the game played by 'the foot" - i.e. foot soldiers, as opposed to mounted ball games like polo.  That game evolved into rugby, association football, and American football all at about the same time. 

I know that beeteaters only have half the brain cells of humans and so take twice as long to learn anything, but even they should by now recognize the truth slowly percolating through their skulls.
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Tamas on April 12, 2011, 06:45:11 AM
 :lol:

bullseye!
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: grumbler on April 12, 2011, 07:10:16 AM
Quote from: Tamas on April 12, 2011, 06:45:11 AM
:lol:

bullseye!
Yes, i suspected it would be one even before I hit "post."  :cool:
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Tamas on April 12, 2011, 07:18:24 AM
Quote from: grumbler on April 12, 2011, 07:10:16 AM
Quote from: Tamas on April 12, 2011, 06:45:11 AM
:lol:

bullseye!
Yes, i suspected it would be one even before I hit "post."  :cool:

I meant that it is funny to occassionally hit a nerve center of you guys.
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: grumbler on April 12, 2011, 07:33:34 AM
Quote from: Tamas on April 12, 2011, 07:18:24 AM
I meant that it is funny to occassionally hit a nerve center of you guys.
Obviously, you didn't "hit a nerve" so much as "show your ass" and your fanny got chapped in a very dispassionate way.  As i pointed out, only the most willfully ignorant still discuss this issue as though it were a controversy.  If you think pretending to be ignorant is clever, pretend away - but be aware that, to the outside world, your excellent pretense of ignorance is indistinguishable from the real thing.  :cool:
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Tamas on April 12, 2011, 07:42:11 AM
Well, I did trigger long-winded arguments from you with an obvious troll, not to mention my first ever warning on Languish, so I will just mark this with a "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" and move on ^_^
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Ed Anger on April 12, 2011, 07:46:33 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 12, 2011, 06:18:47 AM
Here's a video of Tom Brady crying because he wasn't drafted high.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/baltimore-sports-blog/bal-sportsblitz-brady-crying0411,0,3707086.story

Michigan QBs  :rolleyes:

What a goddamn pussy. You never saw Lee Corso cry.
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Valmy on April 12, 2011, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: Tamas on April 12, 2011, 06:25:05 AM
The biggest fail of American culture (beside not giving me a green card), is that they call this otherwise very interesting sport "football". It has "copycat" written all over it.

If that is the biggest fail of American culture I can live with that.

Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Scipio on April 12, 2011, 08:34:19 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 12, 2011, 07:46:33 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 12, 2011, 06:18:47 AM
Here's a video of Tom Brady crying because he wasn't drafted high.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/baltimore-sports-blog/bal-sportsblitz-brady-crying0411,0,3707086.story

Michigan QBs  :rolleyes:

What a goddamn pussy. You never saw Lee Corso cry.
Gnomes don't cry.
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: grumbler on April 12, 2011, 09:21:40 AM
Quote from: Tamas on April 12, 2011, 07:42:11 AM
Well, I did trigger long-winded arguments from you with an obvious troll, not to mention my first ever warning on Languish, so I will just mark this with a "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" and move on ^_^
I gave a concise three sentence answer (which is probably "long-winded" to a beet rancher) to an obvious troll, so I will also mark this "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED."  You trolls will learn eventually that your troll shui doesn't work against me.  ;)
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Caliga on April 12, 2011, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: grumbler on April 12, 2011, 09:21:40 AM
beet rancher
:lmfao:

Filed away for future use.
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on April 12, 2011, 11:22:35 PM
More offseason fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R37iXqK3suo
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 13, 2011, 05:54:20 AM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on April 12, 2011, 11:22:35 PM
More offseason fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R37iXqK3suo

That was awesome.  Thank you.
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Ed Anger on April 13, 2011, 08:02:04 AM
QuoteThe boys of cow must increase their speed!!!

:lol:
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: The Minsky Moment on April 13, 2011, 09:45:34 AM
Quote from: Tamas on April 12, 2011, 06:25:05 AM
. By that standard, what you call "soccer" could be called "handball" since the keepers can touch the ball, and there are throw-ins

here we just call it "preteen day care"
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Count on April 14, 2011, 05:24:04 PM
Tom Brady is the greatest hero in American history.
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Ed Anger on April 14, 2011, 05:31:05 PM
Quote from: Count on April 14, 2011, 05:24:04 PM
Tom Brady is the greatest hero in American history.

I hope a pack of southies chase your jew lawyer ass through the streets.
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Count on April 14, 2011, 05:39:01 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 14, 2011, 05:31:05 PM
Quote from: Count on April 14, 2011, 05:24:04 PM
Tom Brady is the greatest hero in American history.

I hope a pack of southies chase your jew lawyer ass through the streets.

I hope Maurice Clarett robs you.
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: sbr on April 14, 2011, 07:24:01 PM
Quote from: Count on April 14, 2011, 05:39:01 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 14, 2011, 05:31:05 PM
Quote from: Count on April 14, 2011, 05:24:04 PM
Tom Brady is the greatest hero in American history.

I hope a pack of southies chase your jew lawyer ass through the streets.

I hope Maurice Clarett robs you.

:lol:
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Ed Anger on April 14, 2011, 07:29:13 PM
Maurice is Omaha's problem now.
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 14, 2011, 09:40:02 PM
Quote from: Count on April 14, 2011, 05:24:04 PM
Tom Brady is the greatest hero in American history.
:yes:

Count, what's happened to the Sox!? :bleeding:
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Barrister on April 14, 2011, 10:38:35 PM
Quote from: Count on April 14, 2011, 05:39:01 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 14, 2011, 05:31:05 PM
Quote from: Count on April 14, 2011, 05:24:04 PM
Tom Brady is the greatest hero in American history.

I hope a pack of southies chase your jew lawyer ass through the streets.

I hope Maurice Clarett robs you.

This quip amused me.
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: Count on April 15, 2011, 12:33:20 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 14, 2011, 09:40:02 PM
Quote from: Count on April 14, 2011, 05:24:04 PM
Tom Brady is the greatest hero in American history.
:yes:

Count, what's happened to the Sox!? :bleeding:

they're like five back with 150 to go, not a huge deal. I haven't had cable for a year though, so I have had to tampen down the huge Boston homerism and obsession with sports.  :blush:
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 18, 2011, 07:41:07 PM
This is why:
a) Greg Jennings is the best WR in the world, and
b) black guys should call NFL games

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P0yfq2wDvU
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on April 18, 2011, 08:24:15 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 18, 2011, 07:41:07 PM
This is why:
a) Greg Jennings is the best WR in the world, and
b) black guys should call NFL games

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P0yfq2wDvU

:lol:

FUCK YOU GUMBY
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: garbon on April 18, 2011, 11:47:36 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 18, 2011, 07:41:07 PM
This is why:
a) Greg Jennings is the best WR in the world, and
b) black guys should call NFL games

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P0yfq2wDvU
-_-
Title: Re: For those of you who are missing football...
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on April 21, 2011, 02:27:00 PM
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http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/4/21/2124601/the-curious-index-4-22-2011

:D

There's also an outstanding Earl Campbell Skoal commercial down at the bottom there.