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Title: Yo Slargos, food for your rage
Post by: Viking on April 08, 2011, 04:23:56 AM
http://ekstrabladet.dk/nyheder/samfund/article1530541.ece
Title: Re: Yo Slargos, food for your rage
Post by: Grallon on April 08, 2011, 07:13:43 AM
What's the gist - I need fuel too.  Beyond his crime of fugliness what's this individual done?



G.
Title: Re: Yo Slargos, food for your rage
Post by: Slargos on April 08, 2011, 07:21:39 AM
Aside from having a name that when pronounced in Swedish means "FartFart", he is apparently a career criminal that everyone agrees should have been evicted a long time ago were it not for the fact that he has spawned an entire football team of broodlings which he graciously lets the Danish taxpayers support.

The cost for housing Fisfis and his "family" is a rough $100 000 in direct payouts yearly but it does of course not include the cost of his crimes.

We have a similar gentleman here in Oslo who has been booked for over 500 burglaries the last decade but has nary spent a day in jail since he is apparently "too mentally unstable for prison, but too healthy for mental asylum". IIRC, it's been estimated that the cost of all his shenanigans is around $1m in damage to property, insurance, stolen goods, etc.

Angry? Not at all. Might aswell be angry about the weather or a roach infestation. It's just nature. We board up windows for a storm, call the exterminator for vermin, but when it comes to social parasites we welcome them with open arms. Makes sense? Not the slightest.