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Title: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: jamesww on April 01, 2011, 04:05:15 PM
Worth the bother nowadays ?

I could invite a few of my friends, not because I think they'd take to it or fit in, but because I past caring who sees what and it would save me some breath in explaining to people what Languish is about.

The problem I foresee is, in its current state, it's probably not that immediately attractive a place for newcomers :gasp: 

Not that I've contributed much to its content, but in the early days and until a couple of years ago, there was a good range of subjects, some of the intellectual debates were genuinely interesting from an on lookers viewpoint.

Recently its got a bit narrower in the topics posted and the man, some peoples shtick is getting formulaic.


So is it worth inviting people, or better to accept for some of us it's no longer the place it was, not that there are any greener pastures out there.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: garbon on April 01, 2011, 04:09:01 PM
I think you should go outside. :)
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 01, 2011, 04:15:50 PM
If the objective is to gain status by showing what a cool forum you belong to, probably not.

If the objective is to bring in people who will contribute to discussions, and they're the type of people who won't mind overly fending off trolls, why not?
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Malthus on April 01, 2011, 04:19:51 PM
Hey, invite 'em in.

The relevance of this place goes up and down with the news cycle.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Camerus on April 01, 2011, 04:24:13 PM
Give it a try.  This place needs new blood.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 01, 2011, 04:26:04 PM
DraftWar:  We're talking about Poms, right?  Prep them by saying it's Lord of the Flies without the physical violence.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Malthus on April 01, 2011, 04:27:52 PM
Quote from: jamesww on April 01, 2011, 04:21:32 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 01, 2011, 04:15:50 PM
If the objective is to gain status by showing what a cool forum you belong to, probably not.

If the objective is to bring in people who will contribute to discussions, and they're the type of people who won't mind overly fending off trolls, why not?

Good grief not the first, couldn't give a toss about status, but you're right languish once was at times/ has been a cool forum.

Yep, you've got to the nub of the question, I don't think its easy to find people who'll be able to cope with some of the trolling/ the somewhat weird initial hostility.

Look at Lettow, that lad must have some metal, to put up with some of the early hostility, not at all helped by his own political position, but now hes a somewhat valued member of the community.

Its just I don't see many newbies making that sort of transition.

I guess "who the fuck are you?" as a traditional greeting doesn't exactly roll out the welcome mat now, does it.  ;)
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on April 01, 2011, 04:31:25 PM
Hey, all the friction keeps you sharp. Some people just don't want to deal with that, and that's fine. But it's not everybody. I see no reason why there aren't large populations of people out there who would fit in. It's not like we've saturated the market.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: The Brain on April 01, 2011, 04:35:27 PM
Hostility??? :wacko:
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 01, 2011, 04:40:32 PM
Quote from: jamesww on April 01, 2011, 04:34:45 PM
Largely, 50-50 men-women, a couple of ex-military, not a bad description.

I think, a few, more commas, are, in order.

What are the lurking rules of engagement these days?
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: garbon on April 01, 2011, 04:41:49 PM
Quote from: jamesww on April 01, 2011, 04:10:31 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 01, 2011, 04:09:01 PM
I think you should go outside. :)

see above post:

Quote
some peoples shtick is getting formulaic.

You'll be happy to know, I've said similar to people at work. :)
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Ed Anger on April 01, 2011, 04:53:17 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 01, 2011, 04:40:32 PM
Quote from: jamesww on April 01, 2011, 04:34:45 PM
Largely, 50-50 men-women, a couple of ex-military, not a bad description.

I think, a few, more commas, are, in order.

What are the lurking rules of engagement these days?

If they are female and decloak, I lock the sex photons on them.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: citizen k on April 01, 2011, 05:00:34 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 01, 2011, 04:19:51 PM
The relevance of this place goes up and down with the news cycle.

Would new blood change that?

Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 01, 2011, 08:37:31 PM
Between the racist shtick, the outright hostility and the occasional Siegy attack I can't imagine anyone new would stay. Which is kind of a problem.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 01, 2011, 09:03:22 PM
Quote from: jamesww on April 01, 2011, 04:05:15 PM
Worth the bother nowadays ?

No.  There's enough assholes here as it is, we don't need more.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Grallon on April 01, 2011, 09:05:00 PM
Quote from: jamesww on April 01, 2011, 04:05:15 PM
...

Recently its got a bit narrower in the topics posted and the man, some peoples shtick is getting formulaic.


So is it worth inviting people, or better to accept for some of us it's no longer the place it was, not that there are any greener pastures out there.



You've said it yourself: formulaic.  And it's not 'some people' - it's everyone who's been here long enough.  We don't even pretend to be in earnest - we just go with the (portrayed) flow.

Why do you even give a shit about the well-being of this place?




G.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 02, 2011, 12:03:02 AM
Sure, why not?
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on April 02, 2011, 12:26:22 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on April 01, 2011, 08:37:31 PM
Between the racist shtick, the outright hostility and the occasional Siegy attack I can't imagine anyone new would stay. Which is kind of a problem.

Not to mention all the lawyers and Canadians. :x
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 02, 2011, 12:32:03 AM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on April 02, 2011, 12:26:22 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on April 01, 2011, 08:37:31 PM
Between the racist shtick, the outright hostility and the occasional Siegy attack I can't imagine anyone new would stay. Which is kind of a problem.

Not to mention all the lawyers and Canadians. :x
Almost all my friends are Canadians now, they just keep coming. :weep:
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: The Brain on April 02, 2011, 02:23:11 AM
We could invite some people, be on our best behavior for a month, and then BAM! we're back to normal. :)
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Martinus on April 02, 2011, 02:27:28 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 02, 2011, 12:32:03 AM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on April 02, 2011, 12:26:22 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on April 01, 2011, 08:37:31 PM
Between the racist shtick, the outright hostility and the occasional Siegy attack I can't imagine anyone new would stay. Which is kind of a problem.

Not to mention all the lawyers and Canadians. :x
Almost all my friends are Canadians now, they just keep coming. :weep:

Actually, this could have more to do with the fact that Canadians are probably too polite to tell you how they really feel about you.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: The Brain on April 02, 2011, 02:29:19 AM
Can't we cruise the internet looking for vulnerable boards that are about to have an exodus and cunningly lure the exiles to Languish?

If we can get a bunch of new folks at the same time the board dynamics may be revitalized.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Martinus on April 02, 2011, 02:34:55 AM
Quote from: The Brain on April 02, 2011, 02:29:19 AM
Can't we cruise the internet looking for vulnerable boards that are about to have an exodus and cunningly lure the exiles to Languish?

Sorry, some of us have real jobs.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Josquius on April 02, 2011, 07:42:09 AM
Would new people be good? Yes.
But as said....getting new people is hard. The place isn't too attractive, its just a generic internet forum really, and we're very cliquey.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: garbon on April 02, 2011, 07:48:31 AM
Just posts on other boards with links to languish in your sigs.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on April 02, 2011, 09:47:30 AM
I've always thought that Languish is a bit like that movie Highlander; in the end there will be only one left standing and he will be immensely powerful  :huh:
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: PDH on April 02, 2011, 03:35:21 PM
Fuck bringing in new people and their funny foreign ways.  Fuck them all.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Ed Anger on April 02, 2011, 03:39:42 PM
Quote from: PDH on April 02, 2011, 03:35:21 PM
Fuck bringing in new people and their funny foreign ways.  Fuck them all.

:yes:
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Josquius on April 02, 2011, 03:40:01 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on April 02, 2011, 09:47:30 AM
I've always thought that Languish is a bit like that movie Highlander; in the end there will be only one left standing and he will be immensely powerful  :huh:

And then there'll be a needless sequel where it turns out we're all weird alien people?
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 02, 2011, 03:42:03 PM
Quote from: Tyr on April 02, 2011, 03:40:01 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on April 02, 2011, 09:47:30 AM
I've always thought that Languish is a bit like that movie Highlander; in the end there will be only one left standing and he will be immensely powerful  :huh:

And then there'll be a needless sequel where it turns out we're all weird alien people?
I've been thinking most of you are aliens for years.  In some cases illegal aliens, but still.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on April 02, 2011, 10:50:40 PM
[ED Anger] Get Off My Lawn[/Ed Anger]
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Tamas on April 03, 2011, 03:06:28 AM
Quote from: garbon on April 02, 2011, 07:48:31 AM
Just posts on other boards with links to languish in your sigs.

This could actually work. :) Troll the other place, the enraged masses will pour over here, and they will be promptly chased away with a bleeding nose.
It will be hillarious.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Ender on April 03, 2011, 09:27:36 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 01, 2011, 04:15:50 PM
If the objective is to gain status by showing what a cool forum you belong to, probably not.

If the objective is to bring in people who will contribute to discussions, and they're the type of people who won't mind overly fending off trolls, why not?

There are no trolls in languish.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 03, 2011, 09:34:41 AM
/puts Ender in headlock and gives him a noogie
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Ed Anger on April 03, 2011, 09:40:45 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on April 02, 2011, 10:50:40 PM
[ED Anger] Get Off My Lawn[/Ed Anger]

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.riverfronttimes.com%2Fdailyrft%2FEastwoodMyLawn.jpg&hash=4043a0ebc09646e24db4f47b2f0fdbec5a573532)
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Siege on April 03, 2011, 11:50:36 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on April 01, 2011, 08:37:31 PM
Between the racist shtick, the outright hostility and the occasional Siegy attack I can't imagine anyone new would stay. Which is kind of a problem.

What? That's so unfair and so uncalled for, you stupid anti-semite retarded communist racist faggot!

Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 03, 2011, 03:29:53 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 03, 2011, 11:50:36 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on April 01, 2011, 08:37:31 PM
Between the racist shtick, the outright hostility and the occasional Siegy attack I can't imagine anyone new would stay. Which is kind of a problem.

What? That's so unfair and so uncalled for, you stupid anti-semite retarded communist racist faggot!


See? SEE!?!?! You come in here and piss on the gentile's lawn!
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: jamesww on April 03, 2011, 03:53:45 PM
Well I've mentioned it to a few of my friends, but it's not been an easy sell.  :(
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Caliga on April 03, 2011, 06:43:34 PM
Quote from: Ender on April 03, 2011, 09:27:36 AM
There are no trolls in languish.
Who the fuck are you?
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: grumbler on April 03, 2011, 07:29:38 PM
Quote from: Ender on April 03, 2011, 09:27:36 AM
There are no trolls in languish.
And we have always been at war with Eastasia.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 03, 2011, 08:08:03 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 03, 2011, 06:43:34 PM
Quote from: Ender on April 03, 2011, 09:27:36 AM
There are no trolls in languish.
Who the fuck are you?

My little brother, apparently.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: jamesww on April 13, 2011, 10:22:15 AM
So I did it:

Quote
Hi
Rob has decided to invite all of his personal email contacts to have a look at Languish forum.
This is the place I've met a lot of my international friends and acquaintances, it's been going for more than 8 years and has been a great place for shooting the breeze, seeking advice and general arguing about angels on pinheads.

However due to a couple of recent database crashes and it moving server or some such tech stuff I don't understand, its lost most of the posting histories, so it's in need of an infusion of new blood, so I'm trying to drum up some 'trade' it doesn't cost anything, its a private forum, so you'll need to register to post, though I think you can still browse as a guest.   

I post as jamesww, don't know why other than its one of my middle names, my previous user names died in the above mentioned tech calamities.

Unlike me, there are some very interesting people on the forum, from all sorts of backgrounds with a bias towards North America, though once the Euro and Asian contingent was larger. I think the only reason I'm there it to make up the stupid quotient !

Oops, almost forgot the url:
http://languish.org/forums/index.php?board=1.0

Anyway, have a look around and see what you think.
cheers
Rob H
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Malthus on April 13, 2011, 10:38:22 AM
You might have warned them of the high asshole quotient.  :lol:

By that, they will come here expecting highbrow discussions, to be met with a rousing chorus of "who the fuck are you?".
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: HVC on April 13, 2011, 10:44:57 AM
We have high brow conversations... we just through in some vitriol to spice it up. You can only discuss the civil war so many times before it gets boring, but if you throw in some insults regarding a poster performing sexual acts on their own mother then the topic becomes entertaining again :D
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Caliga on April 13, 2011, 12:38:30 PM
Why do you talk about yourself in the third person mongers? :huh:
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Josquius on April 13, 2011, 12:47:06 PM
At the least should be a 'who the fuck are you' warning. We seem hostile to newbies but we're really not.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on April 13, 2011, 12:52:27 PM
you probably should. the next time this place dies we will lose more, some of us may even leave before then.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 13, 2011, 01:43:04 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 13, 2011, 12:38:30 PM
Why do you talk about yourself in the third person mongers? :huh:

If Bob Dole wants peanut butter, Bob Dole will take it!
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: garbon on April 13, 2011, 01:44:51 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on April 13, 2011, 12:52:27 PM
you probably should. the next time this place dies we will lose more, some of us may even leave before then.

Are you sure about that? Our "nuclei" of posters don't seem to be leaving when the board crashes.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: KRonn on April 13, 2011, 01:47:01 PM
NEW People??   :unsure:

I'm afraid... be very afraid!    ;)


Sure, invite them in. The worst that can happen is if they don't like it here, then they'll severely mock you, and ostracize you as their friend!  :cool: 
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 13, 2011, 02:22:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 13, 2011, 01:44:51 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on April 13, 2011, 12:52:27 PM
you probably should. the next time this place dies we will lose more, some of us may even leave before then.

Are you sure about that? Our "nuclei" of posters don't seem to be leaving when the board crashes.

That nuclei has been shrinking for years. And the effect is magnified the smaller the board gets. It's not just the loss of the poster that left, but reduced activity from other posters who interacted with that poster regularly.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: garbon on April 13, 2011, 02:35:11 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 13, 2011, 02:22:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 13, 2011, 01:44:51 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on April 13, 2011, 12:52:27 PM
you probably should. the next time this place dies we will lose more, some of us may even leave before then.

Are you sure about that? Our "nuclei" of posters don't seem to be leaving when the board crashes.

That nuclei has been shrinking for years. And the effect is magnified the smaller the board gets. It's not just the loss of the poster that left, but reduced activity from other posters who interacted with that poster regularly.

Sure but I don't think board crashes really have much to do with it.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 13, 2011, 02:42:45 PM
There were several that took the opportunity to leave when the old board crashed. A few popped in later(but not for long).

There's always a danger when a lengthy enforced hiatus occurs that some will realize they don't really miss the place.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: jamesww on April 13, 2011, 03:55:37 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 13, 2011, 02:42:45 PM
There were several that took the opportunity to leave when the old board crashed. A few popped in later(but not for long).

There's always a danger when a lengthy enforced hiatus occurs that some will realize they don't really miss the place.

This is my concern.
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: garbon on April 13, 2011, 03:59:20 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 13, 2011, 02:42:45 PM
There were several that took the opportunity to leave when the old board crashed. A few popped in later(but not for long).

There's always a danger when a lengthy enforced hiatus occurs that some will realize they don't really miss the place.

Who? :unsure:

Besides, we should be happy for them :)
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: jamesww on April 14, 2011, 01:32:47 PM
So the last 34 people to register with languish have made a total of .... 83 posts, 53 of which were from  Count and Zanza's replacement accounts.   :hmm:
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: jamesww on May 14, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
Ok, so all of my efforts came to naught; I think I managed a to persuade a mate to read the Ed Anger/CCR lawnmower/mancave thread and thats about it.   :hmm:
Title: Re: Recruiting New Languishites ?
Post by: The Brain on May 14, 2011, 06:56:17 PM
Humans aren't very intelligent but many have a reptilian awareness of what's bad for them.