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Title: Nuclear Launch Codes Leaked On Line!
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 01, 2011, 12:11:55 AM
:o

http://whitehouse.gov1.info/launch/launch-codes.html
Title: Re: Nuclear Launch Codes Leaked On Line!
Post by: The Brain on April 01, 2011, 12:51:55 AM
Once again American security turns out to be a joke.
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Post by: Slargos on April 01, 2011, 01:46:33 AM
You americans can't keep a secret. It is a weakness inherent in your democracy.
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Post by: Richard Hakluyt on April 01, 2011, 05:13:05 AM
The code is, I'm guessing here.......Bo?
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Post by: Razgovory on April 01, 2011, 05:19:11 AM
I wouldn't let me nuke Poland. :(
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Post by: Caliga on April 01, 2011, 05:20:33 AM
Thanks Timmy.  My lifelong fantasy of nuking France was just fulfilled. :hug:
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Post by: Warspite on April 01, 2011, 05:38:20 AM
Why the hell did my zonealarm go nuts when I hit that link?
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Post by: Caliga on April 01, 2011, 07:17:56 AM
O SNAP
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Post by: DGuller on April 01, 2011, 07:28:56 AM
The launch doesn't work for me.  Has anyone gotten it to work?
Title: Re: Nuclear Launch Codes Leaked On Line!
Post by: Caliga on April 01, 2011, 07:30:20 AM
I think it worked for me, but I've been refreshing Google News nonstop and there are no articles about Paris being nuked yet. :(  France = irrelevant? :)
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Post by: Maximus on April 01, 2011, 07:37:20 AM
Give it time. You might have killed all the reporters.
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Post by: DGuller on April 01, 2011, 07:51:59 AM
Speaking of launches, I always thought that April 1 would be a perfect day for a first strike. 

"Mr. President, the Russians have launched ICBMs at our cities! :o"
"Ha ha, good one.  :)"
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Post by: Drakken on April 01, 2011, 09:35:34 AM
That's amazing. I've got the same launch codes on my luggage.
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Post by: Habbaku on April 01, 2011, 10:11:32 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 01, 2011, 05:19:11 AM
I wouldn't let me nuke Poland. :(

Talk your differences out with you and get those missiles flying.
Title: Re: Nuclear Launch Codes Leaked On Line!
Post by: Caliga on April 01, 2011, 10:17:19 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on April 01, 2011, 10:11:32 AM
Talk your differences out with you and get those missiles flying.
:lol:
Title: Re: Nuclear Launch Codes Leaked On Line!
Post by: viper37 on April 01, 2011, 10:20:11 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 01, 2011, 12:11:55 AM
:o

http://whitehouse.gov1.info/launch/launch-codes.html
they even have a nice interface :)  Wonder whey they don't use it more often than that :)
Title: Re: Nuclear Launch Codes Leaked On Line!
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on April 01, 2011, 11:01:16 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 01, 2011, 07:30:20 AM
I think it worked for me, but I've been refreshing Google News nonstop and there are no articles about Paris being nuked yet. :(  France = irrelevant? :)

Hey, I fired on France too!
Nobody ever picks Italy.
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Post by: MadImmortalMan on April 01, 2011, 11:10:15 AM
I picked Portugal.
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Post by: Grey Fox on April 01, 2011, 12:02:07 PM
I picked Canada.

What? It's a big country, I was wondering where it would land.
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Post by: JacobL on April 01, 2011, 12:27:41 PM
Take THAT Madagascar!  :bash:
Title: Re: Nuclear Launch Codes Leaked On Line!
Post by: Ed Anger on April 01, 2011, 01:01:33 PM
Quote from: JacobL on April 01, 2011, 12:27:41 PM
Take THAT Madagascar!  :bash:

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING