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Title: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Liep on March 22, 2011, 09:35:56 AM
The Guardian: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at! (http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2011/mar/19/denmark-tv-film-food-design-fashion-books)
QuoteWith a hit TV show, an Oscar-winning film, the best restaurant in the world and covetable design, now is the time to discover all things Danish

But, of course, a Canadian has to ruin it. :lol:

Quote from: haanpcAs a Canadian of Chinese descent who moved here in the summer to cook....I would add a few more things to the list that the Danish are good at:

1) Being inadvertently or blatantly racist on a regular basis
2) Talking about being the leaders of being "green" but actually having no recycling or compost services in apartments.
3) Speaking a language that sounds like you are gag-barfing
4) Being happy...and by that I mean getting insanely drunk on a regular basis

In fairness, I really love living here, especially as a cook, there is no more exciting place to be right now. But it's definitely not all all flowers and blue skies over here...especially if you're not white.
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Ed Anger on March 22, 2011, 09:37:57 AM
Copenhagen is a bore hole.
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Brazen on March 22, 2011, 09:46:18 AM
The Sarah Lund sweater makes mere mortals look like lesbians and is probably very itchy, yet it's selling like hot-cakes for £236 a pop!!!
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Josquius on March 22, 2011, 09:46:48 AM
I don't get it. So why is Denmark cool?

And those awful Scandinavian jumpers are fashionable now? Ugh. I hate fashionistas.
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Valdemar on March 23, 2011, 07:36:59 AM
Quote from: Brazen on March 22, 2011, 09:46:18 AM
The Sarah Lund sweater makes mere mortals look like lesbians and is probably very itchy, yet it's selling like hot-cakes for £236 a pop!!!

Funny thing that sweater is very much 2007 :D when the show ran here. Now no one wears it :D

V
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 23, 2011, 07:51:19 AM
What is Danish for "two turntables and a microphone"?
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Camerus on March 23, 2011, 07:55:42 AM
I liked Copenhagen, though it was no Stockholm.

When I was in Sweden, several people thought I was from Denmark for some reason.   :hmm:
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Brazen on March 23, 2011, 09:44:11 AM
Denmark isn't really Scandinavia, it's more like lesser Germany.
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Valdemar on March 23, 2011, 09:48:28 AM
Quote from: Brazen on March 23, 2011, 09:44:11 AM
Denmark isn't really Scandinavia, it's more like lesser Germany.

:yeahright:

Geographically perhaps, but hardly in language, tradition, history, legal practise, cultural or any other sense.

V
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Liep on March 23, 2011, 09:55:22 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 23, 2011, 07:51:19 AM
What is Danish for "two turntables and a microphone"?

"To pladespillere og en mikrofon."
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Duque de Bragança on March 23, 2011, 10:02:37 AM
Quote from: Valdemar on March 23, 2011, 09:48:28 AM
Quote from: Brazen on March 23, 2011, 09:44:11 AM
Denmark isn't really Scandinavia, it's more like lesser Germany.

:yeahright:

Geographically perhaps, but hardly in language, tradition, history, legal practise, cultural or any other sense.

V

Indeed, booze is priced there along Nordic prices so that's why Flensburg gets its own version of Danegeld.
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Mr.Penguin on March 23, 2011, 10:17:46 AM
Quote from: Valdemar on March 23, 2011, 09:48:28 AM
Quote from: Brazen on March 23, 2011, 09:44:11 AM
Denmark isn't really Scandinavia, it's more like lesser Germany.

:yeahright:

Geographically perhaps, but hardly in language, tradition, history, legal practise, cultural or any other sense.

V

I wouldn't be so sure about that...
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: derspiess on March 23, 2011, 10:46:09 AM
Quote from: Liep on March 23, 2011, 09:55:22 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 23, 2011, 07:51:19 AM
What is Danish for "two turntables and a microphone"?

"To pladespillere og en mikrofon."

Dang.  Beck missed the boat by not going Danish with that song.
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Liep on March 23, 2011, 11:44:11 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 23, 2011, 10:46:09 AM

Dang.  Beck missed the boat by not going Danish with that song.

Yes, he could've been huge.
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Jacob on March 23, 2011, 05:42:29 PM
Quote from: Brazen on March 23, 2011, 09:44:11 AM
Denmark isn't really Scandinavia, it's more like lesser Germany.

Wow, British geography education is much worse than I thought.
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Josephus on March 23, 2011, 06:21:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMbbg0k4Xeo
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Liep on March 23, 2011, 07:32:12 PM
Quote from: Josephus on March 23, 2011, 06:21:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMbbg0k4Xeo

I think this song better expresses Copenhagen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkOMiA_uGso
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: dps on March 23, 2011, 07:38:00 PM

Quoteactually having no... ...compost services in apartments.


I wouldn't want compost in my apartment.  Do Canadians, in general, want compost in theirs?

















:D
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Neil on March 23, 2011, 08:19:26 PM
The guy is Chinese.  He's not one of us.
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Vricklund on March 24, 2011, 09:25:02 AM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on March 23, 2011, 07:55:42 AM
I liked Copenhagen, though it was no Stockholm.

When I was in Sweden, several people thought I was from Denmark for some reason.   :hmm:
You should've washed and sobered up.
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Norgy on March 24, 2011, 02:36:43 PM
Quote from: Liep on March 22, 2011, 09:35:56 AM

But, of course, a Canadian has to ruin it. :lol:


What, he's stating the obvious. You may not see, and we Norwegians certainly don't see it about ourselves, but Scandiweenia is a self-centered, smug, holier-than-thou rich, racist suburb to Europe.

Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Valmy on March 24, 2011, 02:44:57 PM
Quote from: Norgy on March 24, 2011, 02:36:43 PM
What, he's stating the obvious. You may not see, and we Norwegians certainly don't see it about ourselves, but Scandiweenia is a self-centered, smug, holier-than-thou rich, racist suburb to Europe.

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

Granted everybody else in the world would kill for your problem of being a smug rich racist people.
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Legbiter on March 24, 2011, 02:48:33 PM
Every Scandiweenie country has it's own idiosyncracies. As to Norway the media's obsession there over the Third World has always struck me as peculiar.
Title: Re: Danmark - hvor det sker! Or... Denmark where it's at!
Post by: Liep on March 24, 2011, 04:00:09 PM
Quote from: Norgy on March 24, 2011, 02:36:43 PM
What, he's stating the obvious. You may not see, and we Norwegians certainly don't see it about ourselves, but Scandiweenia is a self-centered, smug, holier-than-thou rich, racist suburb to Europe.

The broadsheet papers actually recognizes that, but the self-centered, smug, holier-than-thou rich, racist suburbans only read the tabloids. :P