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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Viking on April 12, 2009, 08:08:05 PM

Title: Marry Your Baby Daddy Day
Post by: Viking on April 12, 2009, 08:08:05 PM
The Internet is full of weird shit.. here I present (insert drumroll)

marryyourbabydaddy.com

http://www.marryyourbabydaddy.com/

QuoteAs the founder of Marry Your Baby Daddy Day, an annual event where 10 unwed couples who already have children together are chosen to walk down the aisle...

I now stole 20 seconds of your life.. if you click on the link I will have stolen more.
Title: Re: Marry Your Baby Daddy Day
Post by: DisturbedPervert on April 12, 2009, 08:09:27 PM
They need to figure out who the babby daddy is first.
Title: Re: Marry Your Baby Daddy Day
Post by: Ancient Demon on April 12, 2009, 08:32:27 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on April 12, 2009, 08:09:27 PM
They need to figure out who the babby daddy is first.

No problem. They've got Maury Povich for that.
http://www.mauryshow.com/
Title: Re: Marry Your Baby Daddy Day
Post by: Josquius on April 13, 2009, 04:45:38 AM
Baby daddy?
WTF.
Title: Re: Marry Your Baby Daddy Day
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 13, 2009, 05:49:42 AM
My brother-in-law, who works in the General Assembly, was telling me about one of the moron bills that people attempt to introduce every session; this time, his favorite was one that would legally define "domestic partner" as someone who simply shares a child with another individual, regardless of whether or not they share a residence.

The sponsor was quite sullen when explained to her that, as several thousands of individuals share children from multiple partners, if they used that definition, the state would be legalizing polygamy.  :lol: