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Title: Neighbor got crimed on
Post by: Scipio on April 26, 2010, 10:37:10 PM
I come home from teaching today, and my door is triple locked.  Can't get in.  I bang on the door, and my wife answers, brandishing a knife.  Apparently, she had been surprised in our backyard today by a young dazzling urbanite, after I had left to go teach.  She bitched him out and he left, saying something about how he was just on the path (whatever the fuck that means).

I call the HPD for a drive through patrol.

An hour later, my wife and I hear noise next door.  Two minutes later, HPD pulls up and arrests a young dazzling urbanite, who had broken into the neighbor's house when both we, and the neighbors the next house over were all home (four cars parked within 100 feet of this house, each house fully lit up).  The kicker: unmarked police cruiser across the street, parked, while the house is getting broken into.

Fucking morons.
Title: Re: Neighbor got crimed on
Post by: garbon on April 26, 2010, 10:43:05 PM
The English language got crimed on. :(
Title: Re: Neighbor got crimed on
Post by: Jaron on April 26, 2010, 10:52:32 PM
Why don't you just say nigger? Why all the dressing up of words?
Title: Re: Neighbor got crimed on
Post by: Razgovory on April 26, 2010, 10:55:06 PM
Quote from: Jaron on April 26, 2010, 10:52:32 PM
Why don't you just say nigger? Why all the dressing up of words?

His wife doesn't like him calling her that?
Title: Re: Neighbor got crimed on
Post by: Scipio on April 26, 2010, 11:51:07 PM
We had over a dozen cops on our one-block long street.  Wow.
Title: Re: Neighbor got crimed on
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on April 26, 2010, 11:53:41 PM
Quote from: Scipio on April 26, 2010, 11:51:07 PM
We had over a dozen cops on our one-block long street.  Wow.

They take reports of black people seriously.
Title: Re: Neighbor got crimed on
Post by: garbon on April 26, 2010, 11:55:49 PM
Quote from: Scipio on April 26, 2010, 11:51:07 PM
We had over a dozen cops on our one-block long street.  Wow.

Is that supposed to be interesting? My block has had several occurrences of 14 squad cars being parked on it.
Title: Re: Neighbor got crimed on
Post by: Jaron on April 27, 2010, 12:09:57 AM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on April 26, 2010, 11:53:41 PM
Quote from: Scipio on April 26, 2010, 11:51:07 PM
We had over a dozen cops on our one-block long street.  Wow.

They take reports of black people seriously.

:lol: Good ol' Mississippi
Title: Re: Neighbor got crimed on
Post by: Caliga on April 27, 2010, 06:04:01 AM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on April 26, 2010, 11:53:41 PM
They take reports of black people seriously.
:lol: I'm pretty sure where Scip lives the majority of the populace is black.
Title: Re: Neighbor got crimed on
Post by: Caliga on April 27, 2010, 06:04:59 AM
Anyway, I think it might be time to move Scip.
Title: Re: Neighbor got crimed on
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 27, 2010, 06:11:38 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 27, 2010, 06:04:01 AM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on April 26, 2010, 11:53:41 PM
They take reports of black people seriously.
:lol: I'm pretty sure where Scip lives the majority of the populace is black.
Which is why get gets upset when one of them get's all uppity. 
Title: Re: Neighbor got crimed on
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 27, 2010, 06:13:05 AM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on April 26, 2010, 11:53:41 PM
Quote from: Scipio on April 26, 2010, 11:51:07 PM
We had over a dozen cops on our one-block long street.  Wow.

They take reports of black people seriously.

The South has its moments.
Title: Re: Neighbor got crimed on
Post by: Scipio on April 27, 2010, 07:26:26 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 27, 2010, 06:04:01 AM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on April 26, 2010, 11:53:41 PM
They take reports of black people seriously.
:lol: I'm pretty sure where Scip lives the majority of the populace is black.
Actually, I live in what is probably one of the whiter neighborhoods in downtown Hattiesburg.  My street is famously quiet, though- all the drunk drivers drive down it from the downtown bars at night.  And yesterday, they all drove past a dozen cops, very slowly.