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Title: Firemen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Post by: Martinus on April 19, 2010, 01:16:03 PM
Firemen are to attend a conference aimed at "exploring the risks" which the homosexual, bisexual and transgender communities face.

QuoteFiremen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Firemen are to attend a conference aimed at "exploring the risks" which the homosexual, bisexual and transgender communities face.

By Peter Hutchison
Published: 9:00AM BST 17 Apr 2010

The conference called 'Looking Out, Looking In' will study apparent dangers that the groups are exposed to in the workplace and wider community.

A spokesman for Hertfordshire County Council, which is hosting the event, was unable to say what risks the homosexual community faced that the heterosexual community did not.

She said the conference was being held to find out.


"This conference is designed to help us find out more about the gay community and identify some of the risks that they may face so that we can design our preventative measures to meet their needs and help ensure their safety," she said.

The seminar is being organised by the East of England Fire and Rescue Services and will be held in Stevenage next month by Hertfordshire Fire & Rescue Service.

It will involve fire service personnel from Hertfordshire, Bedfordshire and Luton, Cambridgeshire, Norfolk, Suffolk and Essex.

One fireman, who wished to remain anonymous, said: "You couldn't make it up."

Firemen are not obliged to attend the conference.

In 2006 nine firemen in Glasgow were disciplined after refusing to offer safety advice to people attending a gay pride march.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/7598453/Firemen-to-explore-risks-that-homosexuals-face.html

There is a joke about being flaming somewhere here. :D
Title: Re: Firemen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Post by: Grey Fox on April 19, 2010, 01:37:11 PM
Ah, Britain. Land of Muttons & Queers.
Title: Re: Firemen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Post by: Eochaid on April 19, 2010, 04:10:46 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 19, 2010, 01:37:11 PM
Ah, Britain. Land of Muttons & Queers.

Muttons?  :lol:

Kevin
Title: Re: Firemen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Post by: Scipio on April 19, 2010, 04:48:24 PM
WTF?  That is some fucking retarded shit.

I cannot put into words the utter goofiness of this.
Title: Re: Firemen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Post by: viper37 on April 19, 2010, 04:52:53 PM
what are these risks involving fireman that gays specifically face?
Title: Re: Firemen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Post by: Maximus on April 19, 2010, 04:56:15 PM
Quote from: viper37 on April 19, 2010, 04:52:53 PM
what are these risks involving fireman that gays specifically face?
http://www.freewebs.com/departmentofurbanarchaeology/donttrythisathome.htm (http://www.freewebs.com/departmentofurbanarchaeology/donttrythisathome.htm)
Title: Re: Firemen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Post by: Martinus on April 19, 2010, 04:58:15 PM
Quote from: viper37 on April 19, 2010, 04:52:53 PM
what are these risks involving fireman that gays specifically face?
:rolleyes:

It's difficult to get a fireman to join a threesome when your house is burning. Duh.
Title: Re: Firemen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Post by: Razgovory on April 19, 2010, 07:20:42 PM
Quote from: viper37 on April 19, 2010, 04:52:53 PM
what are these risks involving fireman that gays specifically face?

High pressure hose fights.
Title: Re: Firemen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Post by: DGuller on April 19, 2010, 08:31:24 PM
What's the point of having a big meeting about this?  Wouldn't it make more sense for them to "explore" the risks that homosexuals face in the privacy of their own bedrooms?
Title: Re: Firemen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Post by: garbon on April 19, 2010, 09:12:20 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 19, 2010, 08:31:24 PM
What's the point of having a big meeting about this?  Wouldn't it make more sense for them to "explore" the risks that homosexuals face in the privacy of their own bedrooms?

Most people wouldn't fall for that line.
Title: Re: Firemen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Post by: Capetan Mihali on April 19, 2010, 09:26:28 PM
Tina's a hell of a drug...
Title: Re: Firemen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Post by: Lucidor on April 20, 2010, 12:22:51 AM
Quote from: viper37 on April 19, 2010, 04:52:53 PM
what are these risks involving fireman that gays specifically face?
A gay can get some nasty bugs in his fireman, but a fireman can't get anything in his gay... or something.
Title: Re: Firemen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Post by: viper37 on April 20, 2010, 10:46:01 AM
Ah ok, it's just another example of fine management by a public administration!  Should have guessed :)
Title: Re: Firemen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on April 20, 2010, 12:17:47 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 19, 2010, 07:20:42 PM
Quote from: viper37 on April 19, 2010, 04:52:53 PM
what are these risks involving fireman that gays specifically face?

High pressure hose fights.

"Don't cross the streams!"
Title: Re: Firemen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Post by: Lucidor on April 20, 2010, 12:37:57 PM
 :yuk: He slimed me!
Title: Re: Firemen to 'explore risks that homosexuals face'
Post by: The Brain on April 20, 2010, 01:03:58 PM
Quote from: Lucidor on April 20, 2010, 12:37:57 PM
:yuk: He slimed me!

I loved that sample in the C64 game.