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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Jos Theelen on April 10, 2009, 12:45:47 PM

Title: pink elephant
Post by: Jos Theelen on April 10, 2009, 12:45:47 PM
I thought you could only see pink elephants when you are drunk. Maybe Michal Grzes was drunk.

QuoteWARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish politician has criticised his local zoo for acquiring a "gay" elephant named Ninio who prefers male companions and will probably not procreate, local media reported on Friday.
"We didn't pay 37 million zlotys (7.6 million pounds) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there," Michal Grzes, a conservative councillor in the city of Poznan in western Poland, was quoted as saying.
"We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?" said Grzes, who is from the right-wing opposition Law and Justice party.
The head of the Poznan zoo said 10-year-old Ninio may be too young to decide whether he prefers males or females as elephants only reach sexual maturity at 14.
Title: Re: pink elephant
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on April 10, 2009, 12:49:36 PM
Bloody hell!

martinus has hacked Jos' account  :mad:
Title: Re: pink elephant
Post by: Valmy on April 10, 2009, 02:37:20 PM
Wow not like girls as a young male means you are gay?  I guess something like 90% of all young boys are gay then.
Title: Re: pink elephant
Post by: derspiess on April 10, 2009, 02:39:16 PM
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Title: Re: pink elephant
Post by: FunkMonk on April 10, 2009, 05:06:30 PM
This is a joke right?  :lol:
Title: Re: pink elephant
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 10, 2009, 05:07:53 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 10, 2009, 02:37:20 PM
Wow not like girls as a young male means you are gay?  I guess something like 90% of all young boys are gay then.
No kidding, sounds like a normal 10 year old boy. :lol: