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Title: Rapistberger strikes again!
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on April 14, 2010, 08:39:07 AM
That monster!  :mad:

QuoteJim Carrey: Ben Roethlisberger Sexually Assaulted Me
Jim Carrey appears to be making a habit of offering helpful sports commentary. Just days after saying that Tiger Woods' wife was a "willing participant" in her husband's infidelity, the actor has weighed in on the problems facing Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger.

In a series of tweets on Sunday, Carrey wrote that he needed to tone down his future tweets -- before ... [announcing] that Big Ben sexually assaulted him:

My people called and said I might have to tame my tweets a little. So here goes...I'm going to make a sandwich now. peanut butter.(sigh) ;^\

Well, I ate my inoffensive sandwich with an acceptable glass of milk and took the dogs out, while avoiding any controversial thought--->

...then I was sexually assaulted by Ben Roethlisberger! I can't be certain but it sure looked like him! Good thing I'm a Steelers fan! ;^B


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/12/jim-carrey-ben-roethlisbe_n_533788.html
Title: Re: Rapistberger strikes again!
Post by: Ed Anger on April 14, 2010, 08:44:20 AM
We need to thank Seedy for the Rapistburger line. I dropped it at the Stiller fans in the office and I swear one wanted to hit me. Fucking Yinzers.  :lol:

Thank You Seedy.
Title: Re: Rapistberger strikes again!
Post by: Grey Fox on April 14, 2010, 09:01:56 AM
Somtimes, actually all the time, I wish there were non-hockey sports fans in my office that I could troll. Sadly, there isn't.
Title: Re: Rapistberger strikes again!
Post by: Barrister on April 14, 2010, 11:34:42 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 14, 2010, 09:01:56 AM
Somtimes, actually all the time, I wish there were non-hockey sports fans in my office that I could troll. Sadly, there isn't.

I have the same feelings here.  My last office one guy was an Iggles fan so we could talk some football (and a local judge was a huge Esks fan), but here, it's nothing but hockey. :(
Title: Re: Rapistberger strikes again!
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 15, 2010, 12:32:04 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 14, 2010, 08:44:20 AM
We need to thank Seedy for the Rapistburger line. I dropped it at the Stiller fans in the office and I swear one wanted to hit me. Fucking Yinzers.  :lol:

Thank You Seedy.
Yinzers? :unsure:
Title: Re: Rapistberger strikes again!
Post by: katmai on April 15, 2010, 12:37:47 AM
Yah yinzers.
Title: Re: Rapistberger strikes again!
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 15, 2010, 05:22:03 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 14, 2010, 08:44:20 AM
We need to thank Seedy for the Rapistburger line. I dropped it at the Stiller fans in the office and I swear one wanted to hit me. Fucking Yinzers.  :lol:

Thank You Seedy.

We had a new guy start last Monday, walked in with his Yinzer Steelhead coffeemug.  I prefer calling him Rapistburger instead of Pete.
Title: Re: Rapistberger strikes again!
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 15, 2010, 08:44:42 PM
Speaking of Rapistburger

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/04/15/witness-statements-make-bad-situation-worse-for-roethlisberger/