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Title: Going to the World Cup but afraid of being stabbed?
Post by: sbr on March 29, 2010, 08:21:02 PM
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"protect the vital inner body parts from stabs, cuts, slashes and blows from sharp, edged or spiked weapons. "

http://protektorvest.com/
Title: Re: Going to the World Cup but afraid of being stabbed?
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on March 29, 2010, 11:37:36 PM
I think it'd look better with a dorky Canadian flag on it.  :Canuck:
Title: Re: Going to the World Cup but afraid of being stabbed?
Post by: Lucidor on March 30, 2010, 12:24:49 AM
You should get Mac the Knife Vest instead!

:Canuck:
Title: Re: Going to the World Cup but afraid of being stabbed?
Post by: katmai on March 30, 2010, 12:39:40 AM
Isn't that standard garb for Rio slums anyways?
Title: Re: Going to the World Cup but afraid of being stabbed?
Post by: sbr on March 30, 2010, 12:43:52 AM
Quote from: katmai on March 30, 2010, 12:39:40 AM
Isn't that standard garb for Rio slums anyways?

World Cup is in South Africa, FWIW  :secret:
Title: Re: Going to the World Cup but afraid of being stabbed?
Post by: katmai on March 30, 2010, 12:46:22 AM
Quote from: sbr on March 30, 2010, 12:43:52 AM
Quote from: katmai on March 30, 2010, 12:39:40 AM
Isn't that standard garb for Rio slums anyways?

World Cup is in South Africa, FWIW  :secret:

I know where it is, i'm just saying since it had a brazilian flag in the picture.

Fucking dumbass duck fans.
















:P
Title: Re: Going to the World Cup but afraid of being stabbed?
Post by: Razgovory on March 30, 2010, 01:42:53 AM
Needs more groin protection.
Title: Re: Going to the World Cup but afraid of being stabbed?
Post by: BVN on March 30, 2010, 03:54:09 AM
I hope the vest comes with supplementary earplugs to cope with those annoying Vuvuzela's...
Title: Re: Going to the World Cup but afraid of being stabbed?
Post by: DisturbedPervert on March 30, 2010, 03:59:46 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 30, 2010, 01:42:53 AM
Needs more groin protection.

If you're a woman in South Africa that's what these are for

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Title: Re: Going to the World Cup but afraid of being stabbed?
Post by: Grey Fox on March 30, 2010, 07:38:10 AM
 :pinch:

but wouldn't that make things worse?