Languish.org

General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2010, 05:21:23 AM

Title: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2010, 05:21:23 AM
OK, ethnic ethics question here...

At my new job, they just recently hired a Russian Jew from Moldova.

How should I treat him?
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Monoriu on March 26, 2010, 05:24:05 AM
Nicely?
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Josquius on March 26, 2010, 05:26:03 AM
Dangle a gold coin in front of his long Jew-nose and promise him you will let him have it if at the end of the month if his tasks are performed properly and the coin has not been stolen.
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Alexandru H. on March 26, 2010, 05:30:03 AM
Considering that the antisemitic pogroms started in Chisinau, then were continued, in other forms, by Nazi Germany and allied Romania in the same region, I'd say wrap him up and deliver him to a museum. He's a rare example of a Russian Jew that "got away".
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 26, 2010, 05:35:21 AM
Treat him like you treat Guller.
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Jaron on March 26, 2010, 05:45:00 AM
Tamas, Martinus come on. You've been called. Answer the mans question already  :hmm:
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Razgovory on March 26, 2010, 06:19:42 AM
Quote from: Alexandru H. on March 26, 2010, 05:30:03 AM
Considering that the antisemitic pogroms started in Chisinau, then were continued, in other forms, by Nazi Germany and allied Romania in the same region, I'd say wrap him up and deliver him to a museum. He's a rare example of a Russian Jew that "got away".

I knew there was a reason why the West left you guys to the tender mercies of the Russians.
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Agelastus on March 26, 2010, 06:20:12 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2010, 05:21:23 AM
OK, ethnic ethics question here...

At my new job, they just recently hired a Russian Jew from Moldova.

How should I treat him?

It probably depends on which side of the Dniester he is from.
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Grey Fox on March 26, 2010, 06:23:02 AM
Fire him?
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Martinus on March 26, 2010, 06:47:21 AM
No idea, to be honest. This is way too far off from Poland's usual sphere of influence. It's like asking a Canadian about the relative advantages of hiring a Columbian over a Peruvian.
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Caliga on March 26, 2010, 06:48:58 AM
Quote from: Martinus on March 26, 2010, 06:47:21 AM
Poland's usual sphere of influence.
:huh:
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Martinus on March 26, 2010, 06:56:26 AM
Ok. Poland's imagined sphere of influence. :P
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Caliga on March 26, 2010, 06:58:26 AM
Quote from: Martinus on March 26, 2010, 06:56:26 AM
Ok. Poland's imagined sphere of influence. :P
:D
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Tamas on March 26, 2010, 10:04:20 AM
Quote from: Martinus on March 26, 2010, 06:47:21 AM
No idea, to be honest. This is way too far off from Poland's usual sphere of influence. It's like asking a Canadian about the relative advantages of hiring a Columbian over a Peruvian.


(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.michaelekbundit.com%2Fimages%2Froll_eyes.jpg&hash=5cdc370f0d0e0593437c13587b560a03bc8464bf)
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Lettow77 on March 26, 2010, 10:49:14 AM
 Naturally, make him sing you the song of his people.

Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: katmai on March 26, 2010, 01:50:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2010, 05:21:23 AM
OK, ethnic ethics question here...

At my new job, they just recently hired a Russian Jew from Moldova.

How should I treat him?
How about you treat em by how performs his job, and not his background you racist black Irish fuck?
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Syt on March 26, 2010, 01:53:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2010, 05:21:23 AM
OK, ethnic ethics question here...

At my new job, they just recently hired a Russian Jew from Moldova.

How should I treat him?

Call im Tevye a lot.
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Monoriu on March 26, 2010, 02:06:37 PM
Quote from: katmai on March 26, 2010, 01:50:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2010, 05:21:23 AM
OK, ethnic ethics question here...

At my new job, they just recently hired a Russian Jew from Moldova.

How should I treat him?
How about you treat em by how performs his job, and not his background you racist black Irish fuck?

Power corrupts :weep:
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Ed Anger on March 26, 2010, 03:32:16 PM
Quote from: katmai on March 26, 2010, 01:50:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2010, 05:21:23 AM
OK, ethnic ethics question here...

At my new job, they just recently hired a Russian Jew from Moldova.

How should I treat him?
How about you treat em by how performs his job, and not his background you racist black Irish fuck?

You take all the fun out of management
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Admiral Yi on March 26, 2010, 04:20:09 PM
Challenge him to a high-stakes chess match.
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2010, 04:59:30 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2010, 03:32:16 PM
Quote from: katmai on March 26, 2010, 01:50:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2010, 05:21:23 AM
OK, ethnic ethics question here...

At my new job, they just recently hired a Russian Jew from Moldova.

How should I treat him?
How about you treat em by how performs his job, and not his background you racist black Irish fuck?

You take all the fun out of management

He certainly does, doesn't he?
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: derspiess on March 26, 2010, 08:06:41 PM
I have a feeling Seedy is the straight-laced corporate type in real life, in contrast to his bad-boy Languish persona.
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2010, 10:58:53 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 26, 2010, 08:06:41 PM
I have a feeling Seedy is the straight-laced corporate type in real life, in contrast to his bad-boy Languish persona.

Well, the thing is, you know how I like to goof on Russians as subhuman, despite my hobby-like penchant for all things Red Army, CHEKA as a model for corporate security, and applying Stalinist philosophy to everything from personnel management to dating.

But he's a Jew, so I suppose he gets a pass on the I YAM LOOKINK FOR MOOSE AND SQUIRREL jokes.  He's definitely no German sympathizer, what with being a Jew and "Inglourious Basterds" wallpaper on all his monitors.

But, he is a film buff, so we've had tons to talk about.  No Eisenstein movies, though.  Not yet.
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: katmai on March 26, 2010, 11:09:26 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2010, 03:32:16 PM
Quote from: katmai on March 26, 2010, 01:50:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2010, 05:21:23 AM
OK, ethnic ethics question here...

At my new job, they just recently hired a Russian Jew from Moldova.

How should I treat him?
How about you treat em by how performs his job, and not his background you racist black Irish fuck?

You take all the fun out of management
like you would know anything about management.
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2010, 11:10:38 PM
Quote from: katmai on March 26, 2010, 11:09:26 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2010, 03:32:16 PM
Quote from: katmai on March 26, 2010, 01:50:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2010, 05:21:23 AM
OK, ethnic ethics question here...

At my new job, they just recently hired a Russian Jew from Moldova.

How should I treat him?
How about you treat em by how performs his job, and not his background you racist black Irish fuck?

You take all the fun out of management
like you would know anything about management.

I know more than you.  Now drop the boom mike and go get the teamsters some donuts.
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: katmai on March 26, 2010, 11:13:56 PM
Retard, I'm not a sound man, and as a fellow teamster I don't get shit for anybody.
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: garbon on March 26, 2010, 11:14:58 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 26, 2010, 08:06:41 PM
I have a feeling Seedy is the straight-laced corporate type in real life, in contrast to his bad-boy Languish persona.

Duh. :P
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: The Brain on March 27, 2010, 12:46:07 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2010, 05:21:23 AM
OK, ethnic ethics question here...

At my new job, they just recently hired a Russian Jew from Moldova.

How should I treat him?

Kantian, but with a twist. A 180 degree twist.
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Martinus on March 27, 2010, 05:26:13 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 26, 2010, 08:06:41 PM
I have a feeling Seedy is the straight-laced corporate type in real life, in contrast to his bad-boy Languish persona.

That's nonsensical. Every Languishite in real life is exactly like his or her online persona.
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: katmai on March 27, 2010, 05:46:17 AM
I know you say that in jest marti, but for your sake it best not be True. :P
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Martinus on March 27, 2010, 05:56:57 AM
Only garbon, Sheilbh, Brazen and others who met me can confirm or deny.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Tamas on March 27, 2010, 06:53:39 AM
I met a polish gay lawyer in Paris and Krakow but he was not Martinus, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 27, 2010, 07:00:12 AM
Quote from: Martinus on March 27, 2010, 05:26:13 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 26, 2010, 08:06:41 PM
I have a feeling Seedy is the straight-laced corporate type in real life, in contrast to his bad-boy Languish persona.

That's nonsensical. Every Languishite in real life is exactly like his or her online persona.

Ask people who've met me.  I'm obnoxious, but in a mercurial sense.  :D
Title: Re: Slavs and Gypsies to me!
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 27, 2010, 07:47:07 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 27, 2010, 07:00:12 AM
Ask people who've met me.  I'm obnoxious, but in a mercurial sense.  :D

I don't think I've ever seen you use that smilie before.